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Funny story:  Santa Discovered to be Crack Baron

Santa Discovered to be Crack Baron

Santa Claus was yesterday on the run from the law after it was revealed by an undercover team that he was an ingenious drug baron controlling a significant amount of the Arctic criminal underworld. The jovial gangster, known by many for his obesit...
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Funny story:  Abramovich Leaves Chelsea For FC Abramograd

Abramovich Leaves Chelsea For FC Abramograd

Roman Abramovich, ex-KGB oligarch and 74th most evil man on the planet, has left Chelsea in a rage, manager Avram Grant citing the billionaires reasons to be, in the Russian's own words as a disagreement with "that w****r John Cherry and an...
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Funny story:  Manchester United Sign Foetus

Manchester United Sign Foetus

Manchester United yesterday signed an unborn baby on a thirty-year contract worth £80,000 a week.
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Funny story:  Ferguson Retires After Breaking Hairdryer

Ferguson Retires After Breaking Hairdryer

Sir Alex Ferguson, long-time manager of Manchester United has retired from football management after his legendary hairdryer broke down due to overload after his club's disappointing 0-0 draw with Reading.
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Funny story:  Mount Rushmore Planned to Be Replaced With Naked Bush

Mount Rushmore Planned to Be Replaced With Naked Bush

George W. Bush's least trustworthy architect yesterday revealed blueprints of a plan to recarve American monument Mount Rushmore, which currently displays the heads of the four founding fathers, into an erotic picture of Bush naked, including the...
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Funny story:  Bush Discovered To Have Extra Banana Genes

Bush Discovered To Have Extra Banana Genes

American President George W. (Wanker) Bush has been revealed to have 75% more banana genes than a normal human.
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Funny story:  PM Declares Jihad and Attains Hafiz Status

PM Declares Jihad and Attains Hafiz Status

Gordon Brown, the UK Prime Minister, yesterday declared a Jihad (Islamic Holy War) on America. In a stunning statement of just how bad Bush-Brown relations had become, he urged all Englishmen living in the USA to fight back against persecution of the...
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Funny story:  West Ham Boss Eggert Magnussen Discovered to be an Egg - It's no Yolk

West Ham Boss Eggert Magnussen Discovered to be an Egg - It's no Yolk

Eggert Magnussen, the West Ham chairman whose hobbies include paying crap players 70k a week, and spending afternoons dropping £50 notes down the drain (or into the pockets of Lucas Neill) caused a brief sensation yesterday when, during a routine che...
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Funny story:  Alonso Throws Tantrum

Alonso Throws Tantrum

Formula One ace Fernando Alsonso is reported to have thrown a huge tantrum after being demoted from pole to sixth on the grid for the Hungarian Grand Prix for childishly impeding Hamilton's qualifying, TheSpoof.com News can reveal.
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Funny story:  Foot & Mouth Outbreak Caused By Heroin-Addicted Cow

Foot & Mouth Outbreak Caused By Heroin-Addicted Cow

The UK foot & mouth outbreak, Spoof News can reveal, was not caused by a sewage leak from the Government-funded Pirbright Research Centre, but was spread by a cow who mistook a sample of the deadly disease for heroin.
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