Sensation has swept the premier league with news that former Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho will make a million dollar move to the American Major League Soccer to manage a team full of Beckhams.
Manchester United manager Alex Ferguson has sent shock waves through the premier league, admitting he hadn't realized the season had started, fumbling through a press conference answering "Training? What training?"...
Reports have surfaced that Chelsea star Frank Lampard has checked into the Paris Hilton (talent-less socialite, not the French location of the popular hotel chain), resulting in the conception of a child.
Turmoil has engulfed the Chelsea squad as reports surface that midfielder Frank "I'm not fat, I'm just big-boned" Lampard has eaten teammate Arjen Robben. Suspicions were raised when Robben didn't arrive as usual for th...
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