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Funny story: Gordon Brown "All farmers must pass strict hygiene rules". 'No more intimacy with sheep' sanctions.

Gordon Brown "All farmers must pass strict hygiene rules". 'No more intimacy with sheep' sanctions.

Gordon Brown, former Girl Guide, passed strict rules today in a bid to stop sheep shagging Farmers from defiling innocent Bovines and Ovus and thus end their suffering.
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Funny story: Foot-in-mouth update: 'My old bull, Ned, collapsed before my eyes'

Foot-in-mouth update: 'My old bull, Ned, collapsed before my eyes'

The second farmer to fall victim to the foot-and-mouth outbreak wept yesterday as he told how his constant arse banging of the poor beast eventually wore it out, and how he then gave it a dose of the dreaded disease in order to clear...
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Funny story: Tony Blair "I'm proud of my buttocks"

Tony Blair "I'm proud of my buttocks"

New Jersey, June, 2007: Atop the statue of Liberty, the former Prime Minister declared his love for seagulls amidst a storm of controversy over the 'Oil for seagulls' program.
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan chases car tyres

Lindsay Lohan chases car tyres

World famous pubic lice keeper, Lindsay Lohan, was today witnessed chasing the tyres of a Ford 100 pickup truck.
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Funny story: Foot-in-the-Mouth: A cancerous tumour on the arse of Great Britain.

Foot-in-the-Mouth: A cancerous tumour on the arse of Great Britain.

Foot-in-the-mouth disease strikes the UK, yet again "Those dirty farmers don't know how to control their nobs," says Gordon Ramsay, British PM...
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Wi-Fi signal named "Al-Qaeda Free Terror Network" Results In Long Delay For Passengers At Los Angeles Airport

'Our networks are usually named as variations on: 'Moms apple pie - God Bless America,' confirmed an Al-Qaeda spokesman. 'Otherwise it would be a bit f***ing obvious.'
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