Gordon Brown, former Girl Guide, passed strict rules today in a bid to stop sheep shagging Farmers from defiling innocent Bovines and Ovus and thus end their suffering.
The second farmer to fall victim to the foot-and-mouth outbreak wept yesterday as he told how his constant arse banging of the poor beast eventually wore it out, and how he then gave it a dose of the dreaded disease in order to clear...
New Jersey, June, 2007: Atop the statue of Liberty, the former Prime Minister declared his love for seagulls amidst a storm of controversy over the 'Oil for seagulls' program.
World famous pubic lice keeper, Lindsay Lohan, was today witnessed chasing the tyres of a Ford 100 pickup truck.
Foot-in-the-mouth disease strikes the UK, yet again "Those dirty farmers don't know how to control their nobs," says Gordon Ramsay, British PM...
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