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Cops probe Maddie link to Terminal 5

In an exciting new twist to the Madeleine McCann case, Portuguese police are ignoring a theory that the missing toddler is alive but lost somewhere in the parallel universe at Heathrow Terminal 5. But that's alright, because a new investigation...

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Diana Inquest Jury Jolly Shock

Funny story: Diana Inquest Jury Jolly Shock

The inquest into the death of Diana, Princess of Wails threatens to run aground tonight over the impending jury jaunt to Paris. Jurors have informed The Right Honourable Justice Scott Baker of several demands which they say must be met, or lose his...

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Mirror's Maddy Forum Eases Boredom of Fox Hunt Set

Funny story: Mirror's Maddy Forum Eases Boredom of Fox Hunt Set

Bored fox hunters, deprived of anything actually fun to do since important legislation deprived them of anything actually fun to do, are barmy for a new blood sport: reading The Mirror's Hunt for Maddy Forum.

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Judge Issues ABSOs to Mirror's Maddy Forum Members

Funny story: Judge Issues ABSOs to Mirror's Maddy Forum Members

A High Court justice today issued life long ABSOs against 97-odd (barking, surely?-ed.) posters at The Mirror's Hunt for Maddy internet forum.

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Charles rumored to hire controversial new advisors

Funny story: Charles rumored to hire controversial new advisors

Rumors abound that the Prince of Wales is cleaning Clarence House after the general balls up surrounding the Memorial for Diana, First Wife of Wails.

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Star turn diversion for woebegon Kate?

Funny story: Star turn diversion for woebegon Kate?

In the latest sensational revelation from tireless Portuguese media, reports emerged today that Kate McCann is near closing a deal to play Roxie Hart in Chicago during an 8-week run at The Cambridge Theatre.

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Judge Speeding Toward McCann Decision

Portuguese sources today dismissed reports that it will take weeks for the instructive judge in the case to read the massive dossier submitted to him in the Madeleine McCann matter.

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Portuguese Police Seek Queen's Testimony in Latest Maddie Shock

Funny story: Portuguese Police Seek Queen's Testimony in Latest Maddie Shock

Intrepid Portuguese investigators reportedly believe The Queen holds the answer to the mysterious disappearance of British toddler Madeleine McCaan.

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Camilla Backs Out of Fortnum & Mason Engagement

Funny story: Camilla Backs Out of Fortnum & Mason Engagement

Fearing for her own safety, Camilla, Duchess of Co-Respondent has canceled a much anticipated visit to the posh Piccadilly grocer, Fortnum & Mason.

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Mother Theresa's Crisis of Confidence Revealed

Funny story: Mother Theresa's Crisis of Confidence Revealed

Newly released musings by love child Mother Theresa reveal a woman chewed up with uncertainty and doubt about her personal style for the last fifty years of her life.

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Dowager Countess Rain: I'll Remember Diana with a Smile

Funny story: Dowager Countess Rain: I'll Remember Diana with a Smile

Dowager Countess and multiple spouse Rain (present surname goes here) is gleeful ahead of society celebrations marking the death of Princess Diana.

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Competition Stiffens Ahead of Fashion Weep

Funny story: Competition Stiffens Ahead of Fashion Weep

Basic black is set to stage a massive comeback at the society celebration marking the death of Diana, Princess of Wales.

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Ghastly American Plots Fashion Heist at Diana Memorial

British security forces are in a xenophobic search for grotesquely wealthy American divorcee Suzie Schitz, ex-wife of the trillionaire burger wrap manufacturer Leonard (Lennie) "Clever" Schitz.

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Duchess' Fury as her Green Plan Chucked

Funny story: Duchess' Fury as her Green Plan Chucked

The Duchess of Cornwall is said to be devastated over the failure of her notion for saving time and energy.

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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