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Rooney's Nigerian Granny Shag-a-thon

Funny story: Rooney's Nigerian Granny Shag-a-thon

Serial granny shagging, Football fat boy Wayne Rooney has been up to his old tricks again while in Nigeria. After returning to England, Wayne was said to have picked up a "stomach bug" from the local cuisine! But we can exclusively reveal it wa...

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Moscow Police Happy over the 'Plastic Fans' Final

Funny story: Moscow Police Happy over the 'Plastic Fans' Final

Moscow Police were today celebrating F.C Chelskis victory over Liverpool. Our reporter was allowed a brief interview with Vladimir Killthemov "Chief of Security".

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Toon Fans are the Best in Newcastle

Funny story: Toon Fans are the Best in Newcastle

Last night our reporters witnessed what can only be described as a "Black and White" stampede for tickets.

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Harry Redknapp and the Goblet of fire

Funny story: Harry Redknapp and the Goblet of fire

NEWCASTLE will offer Harry Redknapp £20million to be their new boss till he is sacked at the end of the season.

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Manchester United Win The Space Race

Funny story: Manchester United Win The Space Race

Manchester United yesterday finalized a new sponsorship deal which will add financial security for the next twenty years.

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Ronaldo sees Red Make up

Funny story: Ronaldo sees Red Make up

Serial cheat Ronaldo saw red last night against Pompey. Referee Steve Bennet saw fit to give the Portuguese Mincing Whinger a straight red for what was interpreted as "violent conduct" for...

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Tevez and the Klingons agree Release

Funny story: Tevez and the Klingons agree Release

Carlos Tevez "Football Slave" is finally going to have his registration released...but our sources can reveal that it wasn't a negotiation between "DODGY MSI" and serial

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Tissue sales in Manchester soar due to Gerrard

Funny story: Tissue sales in Manchester soar due to Gerrard

Today in Manchester sales of man sized tissues has risen by over 500 percent.

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Breaking news…

Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak Trumpish

Anyone notice, French President Emmanuel Macron speaks better English than Donald Trump? And no superlatives necessary...Sad!
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