Serial granny shagging, Football fat boy Wayne Rooney has been up to his old tricks again while in Nigeria.
After returning to England, Wayne was said to have picked up a "stomach bug" from the local cuisine!
But we can exclusively reveal it wa...
Moscow Police were today celebrating F.C Chelskis victory over Liverpool. Our reporter was allowed a brief interview with Vladimir Killthemov "Chief of Security".
Last night our reporters witnessed what can only be described as a "Black and White" stampede for tickets.
NEWCASTLE will offer Harry Redknapp £20million to be their new boss till he is sacked at the end of the season.
Manchester United yesterday finalized a new sponsorship deal which will add financial security for the next twenty years.
Serial cheat Ronaldo saw red last night against Pompey. Referee Steve Bennet saw fit to give the Portuguese Mincing Whinger a straight red for what was interpreted as "violent conduct" for...
Carlos Tevez "Football Slave" is finally going to have his registration released...but our sources can reveal that it wasn't a negotiation between "DODGY MSI" and serial
Today in Manchester sales of man sized tissues has risen by over 500 percent.
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