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Funny story: Queen's Speech

Queen's Speech

Along with a disappointingly snow free Christmas morning, death and destruction in the socialist realist documentaries Eastenders and Emmerdale, the Queen's Speech is now as traditional part of the festive season as seeing Darren from the office phot...
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Funny story: Yogurt Apocalypse

Yogurt Apocalypse

British newspaper of repute, The Daily Mail has alerted the world (or anybody on the right wing, who believes this bullshit) that 73rd series of the Great British Bake Off will start the long awaited, and long fore-told yogurt apocalypse. Flauntin...
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Funny story: Donald Trump's internal dialogue to be switched of

Donald Trump's internal dialogue to be switched of

Following news of all sorts, it appears that the internal monologue that informs all of Donald Trumps tweets, vocal utterings and though patterns is to be switched of, at the suggestion of both congress, and the American public at large. Professor...
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Funny story: Film actors are not Superheroes, regardless of what they might tell you...

Film actors are not Superheroes, regardless of what they might tell you...

It has emerged that the actors who make a lot of money playing superheroes, aren't actually super-heroes, says a shock report. Actors of the calibre of George Clooney, Robert Downey Jnr, Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, Christian Bale, and Ben Affleck...
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Funny story: Donald Trump told to start using his indoor voice

Donald Trump told to start using his indoor voice

US President and chief ompalumpa Donald Trump has been told to start using his indoor voice when speaking, and not his outdoor voice. The leader is known for his shyness and self-effacing ways, but his outdoor voice gets him into trouble, and when...
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Funny story: Donald Trump admits he really is too old for this shit

Donald Trump admits he really is too old for this shit

The inventor of the word fake, the man with the plan and the very small hands, the Donald, the Don with the Most (except for Donny Most, from Happy Days) President of the New World Order Donald Trump has admitted that he really is too old for this sh...
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Funny story: Sales of Bullshit detectors fall

Sales of Bullshit detectors fall

Businesses have revealed a dramatic fall in the sale of Bullshit detectors over the past decade. Professor Smidgen from the Institute of fictional studies said: 'With the prevalence of social media, an idiot for a President, and the things your gr...
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Funny story: Twitter tries to thin tempers through text tones

Twitter tries to thin tempers through text tones

As well as doubling the number of characters that can be used in a tweet, Twitter has decided to change some of its colour as well. Mr Amstrad from Twitter said: "We have had a number of complaints from a few overly-sensitive types. You know, they...
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Funny story: Characters, characters everywhere; but not a thought to tweet

Characters, characters everywhere; but not a thought to tweet

Barry Chuckle, (no,not that one) is shocked to learn that he now has the option of doubling the length of his tweets. The sexist fool gets himself into enough trouble with 140 characters, so just imagine what he could do with 280 instead? Mrs C...
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Funny story: Dr Foster not living up to expectations

Dr Foster not living up to expectations

Scientists are claiming that the televisual treat of Dr Foster is not living up to the high expectations provided by the rhyme. Oscar Barrington Smythe said; 'This television documentary about the toxic fall out of a marriage still has not feature...
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Funny story: Television industry facing national shortage of actors

Television industry facing national shortage of actors

It has been revealed that there is now a national shortage of actors, with only six professionals able to work at the moment (Dame Maggie Smith, Dame Judi Dench, Daniel Craig, that bloke who played Voldermort, David Mitchell and Robert Webb) and so m...
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Funny story: Speed 3 recast

Speed 3 recast

Professional angry man David Mitchell has been cast as the lead in the forthcoming Speed 3. The star of Peep Show, Back, Upstart Crow, any panel show that needs a bit of extra bile and vitriol, and any thing that features his wife, Victoria will s...
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Funny story: Basingstoke Man Discovers His Spirit Animal

Basingstoke Man Discovers His Spirit Animal

Arthur Fishcake from Basingstoke was disappointed to learn that his Spirit Animal is the blob-fish. The dejected Paper-clip salesman said: 'All my life I imagined that my spirit animal would be a Lion, or a Giraffe, or at least a Panda, something...
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Funny story: Donald Trump meets with Queen to discuss forming a new government

Donald Trump meets with Queen to discuss forming a new government

Donald Trump is seeking to extend his power-base by putting in a bid to run the British Government, it has been revealed. The American President flew into London, on Air-force one, landing on Buckingham Palace's roof, whilst Teresa May was in ther...
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Funny story: Running through wheat fields to be new Olympic Sport

Running through wheat fields to be new Olympic Sport

Following her humiliating defeat at the hands of the British electorate, British Prime Minster Teresa May is looking for a new pastime, to while away the worries of missing important discussions, not turning up for meetings, not having a decent polic...
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Funny story: In 2017, Big Brother is still a complete waste of your time, says deluded old fool

In 2017, Big Brother is still a complete waste of your time, says deluded old fool

Although it has been running for years, the sociological, financial and whimsical value of Big Brother is still to be decided upon by science. Dr Finkelstein from the Board of Unnecessary Science said: "For years, Big Brother has confused science...
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Funny story: Tresemme to sue Teresa May

Tresemme to sue Teresa May

Following her trouncing at the election, Shampoo and hair conditioner manufacturer Tresemme is to sue the never popular, well liked, wheat field runner Teresa May for defamation. 'Our product has always been strong and stable' said a spokesman for...
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Funny story: Penguin Awareness Day

Penguin Awareness Day

People around the world are to be reminded today of the long neglected, and never mentioned Penguin, for January 20th is indeed Penguin Awareness day. The vicious vermin, known for their anti-social habits, and never appearing in any documentaries...
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Alabama's New State Motto

After Tuesday Alabama's state motto, Audemus jura nostra defendere ("We dare defend our rights"), will most likely be changed to Audemus pedophilium nostra defendere ("We dare defend our pedophiles").
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