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Funny story: What the what now?

What the what now?

A discovery has been made that will revolutionise science, medicine, entertainment, sex,drugs and music as we know it, but due to the amount of red tape and paper-work it will produce, no one wants to work on it. Lee Fishcake, a brand new,newly qu...
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Funny story: Queen's Speech

Queen's Speech

During the Queen's speech at Christmas, the Queen is not expected to bang on about being in the same job for all of these years. As we all know, it is boring when Neville in accounts does it. Elizabeth II is instead going to speak about the world...
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Funny story: Goggles On for Some Great British Telly

Goggles On for Some Great British Telly

News has reached us that Channel 4 has revealed its full seasonal programme which consists of 48 hours of very cheap live editions of Gogglebox. Television cameras will be in the homes of the posh couple who drink a lot, the older couple with the...
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Funny story: Kardashian Selfies to become legal tender

Kardashian Selfies to become legal tender

In breaking news, it is revealed that from 2016 pictures of the Kardashians, and their associated family members will be legal tender. Seen as a way of boosting the economy photos of Kris, Kourtney, Kim, Khloe, Caitlyn, Wayne, Perdita, Honeysuckle, G...
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Funny story: Diet leads to name change

Diet leads to name change

One of the enemies of the Right Wing Republic of American Politics, Michael Moore has changed his name to Michael Less, following a recent weight loss programme. Moore, who challenged American Gun Laws, as well as a number of other important Ameri...
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Funny story: 2012 Olympics to be moved to lost city of Atlantis

2012 Olympics to be moved to lost city of Atlantis

Seb Coe, the thinking Woman's thinking man has looked into moving the Olympics to the lost city of Atlantis, claim reports on a not particularly reliable or trust worthy news source. The City of Atlantis is a legendary underwater city that was los...
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Funny story: Talk of Library Closure Hushed up

Talk of Library Closure Hushed up

A councillor in Epping was told to hush when the thought of shutting the local library was raised at a council meeting. Mr Entitlement from the Council takes up the story. 'There I was, minding my own business, moving onto the next item on the age...
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Funny story: Is this your Staple? Pilot show wins award

Is this your Staple? Pilot show wins award

A recently made Pilot episode has one a prestigious award. The BBC's 'Is this Your Staple?' won the Arts World's 'Old Picture in a New Frame' for its innovative use of recycled materials. Mr Jedward Woodward from the Awards committee told us: 'Wit...
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Funny story: Top TV show "The Hour" to return in half hour episodes

Top TV show "The Hour" to return in half hour episodes

BBC ratings winner 'The Hour' which starred her from Atonement, him from the Wire, her from Four Wedding and a Funeral, and John Keats will return in half hour episodes in the Autumn. Mr Repeats on me as well, from the august institution explaine...
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Funny story: Hit TV game show "Is this your paperclip?" to be replaced

Hit TV game show "Is this your paperclip?" to be replaced

Following the demise of 'Is this your Sheep?' the BBC has revealed that a similar game show is also on its last legs. 'Is this your Paperclip?' which is currently hosted by Dermot O'Leary will not have its contract renewed. The programme has been...
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Funny story: Sue Pollard cast as Lady Macbeth

Sue Pollard cast as Lady Macbeth

80's favourite Su Pollard is to be cast as Lady Macbeth in a fringe production of the Scottish play. The actress best known for her work in 'Hi De Hi', 'Oh, my Artichokes, Oh, My Giddy Aunt', 'Whoops there goes another one', 'Penny Crayon' and 'Oh...
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Funny story: Man is surprised that he cannot trust politicans, the media, or anything he reads

Man is surprised that he cannot trust politicans, the media, or anything he reads

Mr Numpty, from the Roger Hargreaves collection of Mr Men books has revealed, in a rare face to face interview that he is surprised that we as a society can no longer trust our politicians, or our media. The amorphous blob of yellow, wearing a sma...
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Funny story: Mass Murderers not jailed due to looters taking their places

Mass Murderers not jailed due to looters taking their places

In news that is bound to scandalise the Daily Mail, it has been revealed that if rioters are imprisoned in the way that they have been, soon proper, hardened criminals may be let back out onto the streets, as prisons are nearly full to bursting. J...
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Funny story: I am not penalising the poor, actually, says Cameron

I am not penalising the poor, actually, says Cameron

A man who has married into a multi million pound fortune as well as being worth a fair amount of money himself has said that he has nothing against the poor, actually. Prime Minister David 'Happy Shiny Man of the People' Cameron told a stunned Hou...
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Funny story: Jordan paid more not to release her planned album

Jordan paid more not to release her planned album

The nation's favourite former wife of Peter Andre, Jordan is said to be in talks about her new album. The planned release, which will feature Ms Price singing the songs of Jedward, Rod, Jane and Freddy, Shania Twain, and Megadeth in a way that is...
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Funny story: 'Is this your Sheep?' axed

'Is this your Sheep?' axed

The popular quiz, hosted by Joe Pasquale - 'Is this your Sheep?' has been axed, due to falling ratings. The show, which in its hey-day was presented by Ant and Dec attracted fifteen million, due to its edge of the seat Sheep based guessing game, s...
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Funny story: Whoopie Cushion Sales Fall

Whoopie Cushion Sales Fall

There was consternation on the stock market today, as sales of Whoopie Cushions have sharply fallen in the past quarter. Mr Smith from the Bank of unpleasant surprises told us: 'It was quite a shock to us, really. Whoopie Cushions have always been...
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Funny story: Scooby Doo out of Business

Scooby Doo out of Business

Scooby Doo and his friend Shaggy are now out of work, following the disbanding of their team. Hunky Fred, sexy Daphne and dowdy Thelma are also looking for work, whilst irritating puppy Scrappy Doo has work lined up in Pantomime. The team were kno...
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Holiday tips from Santa!

When interviewed, Santa clause was quoted saying "Remember, if you're going to jingle then please jingle all the way". So remember folks, Santa doesn't like a half-assed jingler.
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