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Funny story: Basingstoke Man Discovers His Spirit Animal

Basingstoke Man Discovers His Spirit Animal

Arthur Fishcake from Basingstoke was disappointed to learn that his Spirit Animal is the blob-fish. The dejected Paper-clip salesman said: 'All my life I imagined that my spirit animal would be a Lion, or a Giraffe, or at least a Panda, something...
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Funny story: Donald Trump meets with Queen to discuss forming a new government

Donald Trump meets with Queen to discuss forming a new government

Donald Trump is seeking to extend his power-base by putting in a bid to run the British Government, it has been revealed. The American President flew into London, on Air-force one, landing on Buckingham Palace's roof, whilst Teresa May was in ther...
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Funny story: Running through wheat fields to be new Olympic Sport

Running through wheat fields to be new Olympic Sport

Following her humiliating defeat at the hands of the British electorate, British Prime Minster Teresa May is looking for a new pastime, to while away the worries of missing important discussions, not turning up for meetings, not having a decent polic...
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Funny story: In 2017, Big Brother is still a complete waste of your time, says deluded old fool

In 2017, Big Brother is still a complete waste of your time, says deluded old fool

Although it has been running for years, the sociological, financial and whimsical value of Big Brother is still to be decided upon by science. Dr Finkelstein from the Board of Unnecessary Science said: "For years, Big Brother has confused science...
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Funny story: Tresemme to sue Teresa May

Tresemme to sue Teresa May

Following her trouncing at the election, Shampoo and hair conditioner manufacturer Tresemme is to sue the never popular, well liked, wheat field runner Teresa May for defamation. 'Our product has always been strong and stable' said a spokesman for...
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Funny story: Penguin Awareness Day

Penguin Awareness Day

People around the world are to be reminded today of the long neglected, and never mentioned Penguin, for January 20th is indeed Penguin Awareness day. The vicious vermin, known for their anti-social habits, and never appearing in any documentaries...
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Funny story: The Griswolds are moving into the White House

The Griswolds are moving into the White House

Fictional family, the Griswolds are set to move into the White House today. Clarke, Elaine, Rusty, Audrey, and various grand-parents are all moving into 1600. A Christmas Tree, far too big for the house, thousands of Christmas tree lights and deco...
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Funny story: Amazon is totally judging you

Amazon is totally judging you

Scientists have proven beyond all known doubt, that yes, Amazon is totally judging you, and all of the lifestyle choices you have ever made. Every book, CD,product from China, kindle book you have downloaded, clothes you have bought, and review yo...
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Funny story: Very Rich people arguing on Twitter, again

Very Rich people arguing on Twitter, again

An actress who reads other people's words for a living, and a President Elect, who in his own words 'has all of the best words' have entered into a spat on Twitter (other social networking sites are available). Donald Trump, the actual second choi...
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Funny story: Boss who expects to always get his own way cannot understand why people hate him

Boss who expects to always get his own way cannot understand why people hate him

In business news in Swanage (other medium sized places are available) a Mr Richard Potato does not understand why people in the office think he is a bit of a prick. The underwhelming figure of Mr Potato 52, said 'I know that the rest of the office...
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Funny story: Someone no-one remembers shocked to see his auto-biography in the Christmas sales

Someone no-one remembers shocked to see his auto-biography in the Christmas sales

Ernie Goodman, a faded celebrity comedian,model, singer, whatever was shocked to see his auto-biography - A Goodman Is Hard To Find in the WH Smiths sale in Basingstoke. Goodman, who wrote the esteemed, never reviewed tome with a ghost writer and...
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Funny story: Donald Trump to cut budget for Superhero Insurance

Donald Trump to cut budget for Superhero Insurance

President Elect Donald Trump has said he will cut the budget for superhero insurance after January 20th. For years, individuals such as Superman, Batman, Spiderman, and the long forgotten Goat Boy have been destroying large areas of downtown Gotha...
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Funny story: Tom and Jerry/Wil E Coyote and Roadrunner not seen since Trump won the election

Tom and Jerry/Wil E Coyote and Roadrunner not seen since Trump won the election

Ever since one of the world's most famous cartoon characters, Dark Lord Donald Trump came to power, questions have been asked about the whereabouts of other cartoon characters. Tom and Jerry, famously known for not getting along, and their cultura...
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Funny story: Prince Philip to give Donald Trump guidance

Prince Philip to give Donald Trump guidance

Prolific dropper of faux pas, Prince Philip will be giving the young whipper-snapper Donald Trump lessons in how to offend the most people in the shortest amount of time, it has been revealed. Famed through-out the world for being culturally cluel...
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Funny story: Wurzels to play at President Trump's Inauguration

Wurzels to play at President Trump's Inauguration

World famous Cider Drinkers, and purveyors of jokey country pop, The Wurzels are the only band who will play at President Trumps big party on January 20th. The group, known for such hits as 'I've Got A Brand New Combine Harvester' 'I Had A Brand N...
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Funny story: What the what now?

What the what now?

A discovery has been made that will revolutionise science, medicine, entertainment, sex,drugs and music as we know it, but due to the amount of red tape and paper-work it will produce, no one wants to work on it. Lee Fishcake, a brand new,newly qu...
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Funny story: Queen's Speech

Queen's Speech

During the Queen's speech at Christmas, the Queen is not expected to bang on about being in the same job for all of these years. As we all know, it is boring when Neville in accounts does it. Elizabeth II is instead going to speak about the world...
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Funny story: Goggles On for Some Great British Telly

Goggles On for Some Great British Telly

News has reached us that Channel 4 has revealed its full seasonal programme which consists of 48 hours of very cheap live editions of Gogglebox. Television cameras will be in the homes of the posh couple who drink a lot, the older couple with the...
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Chinese toothpick plague!

Chinese kids have caused a dental plague in China by shooting used toothpicks with toothpick crossbows! The disease is spreading rapidly because Chinese adults cannot pick their teeth anymore!
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