One of the enemies of the Right Wing Republic of American Politics, Michael Moore has changed his name to Michael Less, following a recent weight loss programme.
Moore, who challenged American Gun Laws, as well as a number of other important Ameri...
Seb Coe, the thinking Woman's thinking man has looked into moving the Olympics to the lost city of Atlantis, claim reports on a not particularly reliable or trust worthy news source.
The City of Atlantis is a legendary underwater city that was los...
A councillor in Epping was told to hush when the thought of shutting the local library was raised at a council meeting.
Mr Entitlement from the Council takes up the story. 'There I was, minding my own business, moving onto the next item on the age...
A recently made Pilot episode has one a prestigious award. The BBC's 'Is this Your Staple?' won the Arts World's 'Old Picture in a New Frame' for its innovative use of recycled materials.
Mr Jedward Woodward from the Awards committee told us: 'Wit...
BBC ratings winner 'The Hour' which starred her from Atonement, him from the Wire, her from Four Wedding and a Funeral, and John Keats will return in half hour episodes in the Autumn.
Mr Repeats on me as well, from the august institution explaine...
Following the demise of 'Is this your Sheep?' the BBC has revealed that a similar game show is also on its last legs.
'Is this your Paperclip?' which is currently hosted by Dermot O'Leary will not have its contract renewed. The programme has been...
80's favourite Su Pollard is to be cast as Lady Macbeth in a fringe production of the Scottish play.
The actress best known for her work in 'Hi De Hi', 'Oh, my Artichokes, Oh, My Giddy Aunt', 'Whoops there goes another one', 'Penny Crayon' and 'Oh...
Mr Numpty, from the Roger Hargreaves collection of Mr Men books has revealed, in a rare face to face interview that he is surprised that we as a society can no longer trust our politicians, or our media.
The amorphous blob of yellow, wearing a sma...
In news that is bound to scandalise the Daily Mail, it has been revealed that if rioters are imprisoned in the way that they have been, soon proper, hardened criminals may be let back out onto the streets, as prisons are nearly full to bursting.
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A man who has married into a multi million pound fortune as well as being worth a fair amount of money himself has said that he has nothing against the poor, actually.
Prime Minister David 'Happy Shiny Man of the People' Cameron told a stunned Hou...
The nation's favourite former wife of Peter Andre, Jordan is said to be in talks about her new album.
The planned release, which will feature Ms Price singing the songs of Jedward, Rod, Jane and Freddy, Shania Twain, and Megadeth in a way that is...
The popular quiz, hosted by Joe Pasquale - 'Is this your Sheep?' has been axed, due to falling ratings.
The show, which in its hey-day was presented by Ant and Dec attracted fifteen million, due to its edge of the seat Sheep based guessing game, s...
There was consternation on the stock market today, as sales of Whoopie Cushions have sharply fallen in the past quarter.
Mr Smith from the Bank of unpleasant surprises told us: 'It was quite a shock to us, really. Whoopie Cushions have always been...
Scooby Doo and his friend Shaggy are now out of work, following the disbanding of their team.
Hunky Fred, sexy Daphne and dowdy Thelma are also looking for work, whilst irritating puppy Scrappy Doo has work lined up in Pantomime. The team were kno...
The ever popular, and charismatic TV pundit Piers Morgan has started an attack on the popular actor Morgan Freeman.
Popular Piers said: 'People love Morgan Freeman, but I want it known that I will be the most popular Morgan in the world. People lo...
In a lifelong trend, which shows no signs of changing over the short term, people in their 60's, 70's, 80's, 90's and older still list the weather as the top topic in conversation with both strangers and close family and friends.
Mr Darren Uffer,...
Eastbourne's University at the Municipal Swimming Pool has awarded dancing and singing whatevers (they do neither well) and walking toilet brushes Jedward with honorary degrees in music.
'This is just like, so awesome' said one of the Brothers. 'I...
Talented novelist Katie Price and her topless buoyancy aid alter ego Jordan have both admitted that their time in the sun is probably nearly over.
The well respected compiler of words explained that people have more to worry about than who she's a...