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Funny story: Laughing All The Way To The Wank

Laughing All The Way To The Wank

FIRST MINISTER Alex Salmond last night revealed a controversial plan to turn Scotland into an economic powerhouse - taxing masturbation.
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Funny story: Osama's Bin Drinking

Osama's Bin Drinking

OSAMA BIN LADEN narrowly escaped capture last night after getting pissed out of his skull on an Al Qaeda stag night in Afghanistan.
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Funny story: Osama Taunts 'Monkey Heid' Bush

Osama Taunts 'Monkey Heid' Bush

OSAMA BIN LADEN has taunted George W Bush by sending him a 'Happy Anniversary' card - six years on from the day he became America's public enemy No.1.
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Funny story: I Make Dead People

I Make Dead People

TROUBLED Sixth Sense kid Cole Sear last night stunned friends and family by revealing he has been taking part in bare-knuckle boxing bouts since the age of 10.
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Funny story: Vidrio Killed the Radio Star

Vidrio Killed the Radio Star

SHOCK JOCK Howard Stern was last night fighting for his life after a freak accident involving former Mexican World Cup star Manuel Vidrio.
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Funny story: Bush MySpaced Out

Bush MySpaced Out

OUTRAGED Democrats last night called for President Bush to stand down after learning he had leaked vital defence plans on a MySpace page.
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Funny story: Jesus: That's all Folks

Jesus: That's all Folks

CHRISTIANS have been left stunned by the news that Jesus ISN'T planning a second coming.
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Funny story: He's A Serial Killer, Get Him In There

He's A Serial Killer, Get Him In There

PRODUCERS for the hit reality TV show I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here are considering naming convicted serial killer Charles Manson in their 2007 line-up.
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Funny story: Troubleshooter Not Up To Scratch

Troubleshooter Not Up To Scratch

THE Royal Mail last night announced they had terminated the contract of renowned troubleshooter Sir John Harvey-Jones after he proposed substituting postmen for cats.
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Funny story: Bush Curses The Faroes

Bush Curses The Faroes

PRESIDENT Bush last night stunned White House advisers by adding the tiny Faroe Islands to his 'Axis of Evil'.
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Funny story: Ruel with an Iron Rod

Ruel with an Iron Rod

FORMER Spurs winger Ruel Fox last night delivered a touching tribute to deceased children's entertainer Rod Hull by unveiling an iron effigy of him in his back garden.
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Funny story: Menstal Cycles Leave Women Raging

Menstal Cycles Leave Women Raging

A UKRAINIAN bicycle manufacturer in the picturesque village of Kil Menstal last night faced a barrage of criticism from women's groups at the official press launch of their new 2007 range.
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Funny story: Blanket Ban leaves Eidur Down

Blanket Ban leaves Eidur Down

FURIOUS Barcelona benchwarmer Eidur Gudjohnsen last night slapped in a transfer request after boss Frank Rijkaard sensationally banned his substitutes from keeping their legs warm with a blanket.
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Funny story: Belgians Booted Sprout

Belgians Booted Sprout

BELGIUM was last night booted off the UN's Security Council amid claims that its delegates were 'roustabouts' who treated the powerful organisation like a 'gentleman's club'.
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Funny story: Oh boy! I've killed millions

Oh boy! I've killed millions

WASHED-UP actor Scott Bakula last night handed himself in after claiming he was responsible for the deaths of over 100 million people.
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Funny story: Chapman Shoots down Lennon, Ono Distraught

Chapman Shoots down Lennon, Ono Distraught

LEE CHAPMAN last night slaughtered Nottingham Forest new boy Neil Lennon, by branding the former Celtic skipper "a clapped-out muppet".
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Funny story: Fortune Favours the Braves

Fortune Favours the Braves

FORMER Manchester United star Quinton Fortune last night stunned the sporting world by turning his back on football to sign a deal with Major League baseball side the Atlanta Braves.
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Funny story: The Long Arm of the Law

The Long Arm of the Law

HOLLYWOOD pretty boy Jude Law last night stunned the entertainment industry by revealing his left arm is a massive TWO inches longer than his right.
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