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Laughing All The Way To The Wank

Funny story: Laughing All The Way To The Wank

FIRST MINISTER Alex Salmond last night revealed a controversial plan to turn Scotland into an economic powerhouse - taxing masturbation.

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Osama's Bin Drinking

Funny story: Osama's Bin Drinking

OSAMA BIN LADEN narrowly escaped capture last night after getting pissed out of his skull on an Al Qaeda stag night in Afghanistan.

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Osama Taunts 'Monkey Heid' Bush

Funny story: Osama Taunts 'Monkey Heid' Bush

OSAMA BIN LADEN has taunted George W Bush by sending him a 'Happy Anniversary' card - six years on from the day he became America's public enemy No.1.

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I Make Dead People

Funny story: I Make Dead People

TROUBLED Sixth Sense kid Cole Sear last night stunned friends and family by revealing he has been taking part in bare-knuckle boxing bouts since the age of 10.

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Vidrio Killed the Radio Star

SHOCK JOCK Howard Stern was last night fighting for his life after a freak accident involving former Mexican World Cup star Manuel Vidrio.

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Bush MySpaced Out

Funny story: Bush MySpaced Out

OUTRAGED Democrats last night called for President Bush to stand down after learning he had leaked vital defence plans on a MySpace page.

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Jesus: That's all Folks

Funny story: Jesus: That's all Folks

CHRISTIANS have been left stunned by the news that Jesus ISN'T planning a second coming.

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He's A Serial Killer, Get Him In There

Funny story: He's A Serial Killer, Get Him In There

PRODUCERS for the hit reality TV show I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here are considering naming convicted serial killer Charles Manson in their 2007 line-up.

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Troubleshooter Not Up To Scratch

Funny story: Troubleshooter Not Up To Scratch

THE Royal Mail last night announced they had terminated the contract of renowned troubleshooter Sir John Harvey-Jones after he proposed substituting postmen for cats.

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Bush Curses The Faroes

Funny story: Bush Curses The Faroes

PRESIDENT Bush last night stunned White House advisers by adding the tiny Faroe Islands to his 'Axis of Evil'.

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Ruel with an Iron Rod

FORMER Spurs winger Ruel Fox last night delivered a touching tribute to deceased children's entertainer Rod Hull by unveiling an iron effigy of him in his back garden.

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Menstal Cycles Leave Women Raging

Funny story: Menstal Cycles Leave Women Raging

A UKRAINIAN bicycle manufacturer in the picturesque village of Kil Menstal last night faced a barrage of criticism from women's groups at the official press launch of their new 2007 range.

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Blanket Ban leaves Eidur Down

Funny story: Blanket Ban leaves Eidur Down

FURIOUS Barcelona benchwarmer Eidur Gudjohnsen last night slapped in a transfer request after boss Frank Rijkaard sensationally banned his substitutes from keeping their legs warm with a blanket.

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Belgians Booted Sprout

Funny story: Belgians Booted Sprout

BELGIUM was last night booted off the UN's Security Council amid claims that its delegates were 'roustabouts' who treated the powerful organisation like a 'gentleman's club'.

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Oh boy! I've killed millions

Funny story: Oh boy! I've killed millions

WASHED-UP actor Scott Bakula last night handed himself in after claiming he was responsible for the deaths of over 100 million people.

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Chapman Shoots down Lennon, Ono Distraught

Funny story: Chapman Shoots down Lennon, Ono Distraught

LEE CHAPMAN last night slaughtered Nottingham Forest new boy Neil Lennon, by branding the former Celtic skipper "a clapped-out muppet".

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Fortune Favours the Braves

Funny story: Fortune Favours the Braves

FORMER Manchester United star Quinton Fortune last night stunned the sporting world by turning his back on football to sign a deal with Major League baseball side the Atlanta Braves.

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The Long Arm of the Law

Funny story: The Long Arm of the Law

HOLLYWOOD pretty boy Jude Law last night stunned the entertainment industry by revealing his left arm is a massive TWO inches longer than his right.

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Breaking news…

Jake Tapper's Plastic Surgery

Poor Jake Tapper. I have to think, years after Donald Trump is out of office (and hopefully in jail), he’ll need a plastic surgeon to get that “What the FUCK? Again!!” look off his face.
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