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Spitzer resigns; Stevie Wonder becomes Governor of New York

Funny story: Spitzer resigns; Stevie Wonder becomes Governor of New York

A defiant Elliott Spitzer resigned as Governor of New York even while insisting he had done nothing wrong. "I did not have sex with any prostitutes." Spitzer said at a press conference. "At least not according to Bill Clinton I didn...

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Prince Harry returns from Afghanistan, as do all other British troops

Funny story: Prince Harry returns from Afghanistan, as do all other British troops

Prince Harry was recently ordered to return from Afghanistan, his deployment there being deemed too dangerous for a Prince of the Royal Blood. But in a surprising development, all 5700 British troops in Afghanistan were also brought home for the same...

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New York Times' attempt to slime McCain backfires and helps him

Funny story: New York Times' attempt to slime McCain backfires and helps him

The New York Times, a commie fishwrapper which should be called the New York Slimes, and whose motto should be "All the news that's shit, we'll print", recently slandered that great American John McCain, in the opinion of this repor...

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Murder suspect, age 48, to be tried as a juvenile

Funny story: Murder suspect, age 48, to be tried as a juvenile

It has long been common in the U.S. criminal law system for people well below the age of 18 to be charged as adults, even though they're not. Why? "Because we feel like it!" explains former prosecutor and FOX TV legal expert Michael Nif...

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Fans urge Beatles to come back to life

Funny story: Fans urge Beatles to come back to life

Now that half the Beatles are dead [the wrong half, according to some] fans of the once popular British band have been forced to revise their decades-old plea that the "Fab Four" reunite. Now, the Beatles are increasingly being urged to rea...

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Seeking more revenue, U.S. Government starts its own religion

Funny story: Seeking more revenue, U.S. Government starts its own religion

The U.S. government was reeling from multi-trillion dollar debts when it seized on the perfect way to make infinite profits - starting its own religion. The President and Vice-President went before Congress to announce the start of The Church of Amer...

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Hillary cries her way to victory in New Hampshire

Funny story: Hillary cries her way to victory in New Hampshire

Barack Obama was riding high into New Hampshire, confident of repeating his Iowa victory over Hillary Clinton. "I'm young, I'm black, I'm articulate, I'm telegenic, I'm minimally qualified. How can I not beat the bitch again?...

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Writers' strike ends; audience strike begins

Funny story: Writers' strike ends; audience strike begins

News that the Writers' Guild of America has ended its strike was overshadowed by a strike by the audience. The Viewers' Guild of America [VGoA], representing TV, film and stage audiences in the U.S., has announced its members "will not w...

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Supreme Court revises Miranda Warning

Funny story: Supreme Court revises Miranda Warning

The U.S. Supreme Court has made the first major update of Miranda vs. Arizona, the landmark 1963 case which required police to "read the rights" to all those they arrest.

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Real-life spies dead as result of behaving like movie spies

Funny story: Real-life spies dead as result of behaving like movie spies

Top officials of leading spy agencies, including the CIA, MI-6 and Israeli Mossad, met in London recently to discuss why their undercover agents are getting killed in record numbers. The conclusion: spies who "Think spying is just like it is in...

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Merger of Catholicism and Hinduism announced

Funny story: Merger of Catholicism and Hinduism announced

Ending months of speculation, the world's second and fourth largest religions will merge on January 1, 2008. Leaders of both Roman Catholicism and Hinduism gave a joint press conference to announce formation of the new faith traded publicly as &q...

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Envious of Ron Paul's blimp, other candidates also obtain weird vehicles

Funny story: Envious of Ron Paul's blimp, other candidates also obtain weird vehicles

The acquisition of a blimp by Republican candidate Ron Paul has thrown the 2008 presidential race into a turmoil, as other candidates scramble to catch up with Paul by getting strange, wildly impractical vehicles of their own.

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Right-wing Christians denounce Theory of Relativity

Funny story: Right-wing Christians denounce Theory of Relativity

Evolution is no longer the only science under attack by those diagnosed with Fundamentalist Christianity. They have also begun condemning Relativity, or as they call it, "Einsteinism".

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Christmas cancelled due to labor disputes at Santa's workshop

Funny story: Christmas cancelled due to labor disputes at Santa's workshop

Christmas has been cancelled until at least 2009 due to a series of upheavals at the North Pole workshop of Santa Claus [known in Britain as Father Christmas].

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Mel Gibson explains the true meaning of Chanukah

Funny story: Mel Gibson explains the true meaning of Chanukah

Actor/director Mel Gibson recently saw his career go into free-fall as the result of his embarrassing anti-Semitic rant during his arrest for drunk driving. As part of the subsequent damage control, Mel checked himself into a rehab clinic.

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Government admits to losing 25 million Britons

Funny story: Government admits to losing 25 million Britons

Prime Minister Brown today explained why personal data on 25 million Britons is missing:...

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Ahmadinejad explains why there are no homosexuals in Iran

Funny story: Ahmadinejad explains why there are no homosexuals in Iran

Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was recently cited as proof that the CIA's overthrowing Iran's last democratically elected president in 1953 wasn't such a great idea after all.

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Bush decides Iraq really IS like Vietnam, changes war's name

Funny story: Bush decides Iraq really IS like Vietnam, changes war's name

WASHINGTON D.C.: President Bush gave a press conference at the White House to announce that he was once again right. But even the President's dozens of remaining supporters were surprised by the basis for his claims of rightness this time.

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Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak Trumpish

Anyone notice, French President Emmanuel Macron speaks better English than Donald Trump? And no superlatives necessary...Sad!
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