In an effort to outdo its competition in the fashion-centric, highly visual world of entertainment news, "Us Weekly" magazine will now contain only large, cardboard, pop-up pictures of celebrities, and will contain no text whatsoever. The...
Finding an effective, environmentally-friendly source of energy to replace fossil fuels has proven difficult indeed. The modest successes of wind, hydro-electric, and solar power have been overshadowed by embarrassing failures, like the Photosynthes...
"Something has to be done - nobody respects the ambulance siren anymore," explained local ambulance driver, John Walsh, as he flicked on his siren to more easily navigate through a crowded McDonald's parking lot. "I heard about th...
Apples, a highly intelligent, sign-language-using chimpanzee at Washington's Chimpanzee and Human Communications Institute (CHCI), was diagnosed last month with an aggressive form of bone cancer that gives her, at most, nine months to live. The...
When does human life actually begin? Those who believe in a woman's right to choose say life begins late in gestation, meaning a fetus can be aborted early in the pregnancy without moral consequence.
"I was a little surprised by the charges of malpractice," said long-time Connecticut tree surgeon Gary Minnowitz, "I've always provided my patients with the best possible care, and I just plain love trees - sometimes physically. I...
Self-certified Apocalyptic Prediction Expert, Ed Davis, says he is 100% sure there's a 50% chance the world will end next Tuesday. If the Apocalypse does indeed occur next week, theorizes Mr. Davis, it will either be in the form of a giant meteo...
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