Today, the BBC are planning to show live women's mudwrestling from Glastonbury in a bid to boost ratings after axing "Total Wipeout".
In what is essentially cheap television, the pilot show will feature "I feel pretty" Samantha Brick and "Meet th...
If those rocket scientists in the British government seize the opportunity to ban the wearing of the cross in public in an effort to eradicate Christianity, the law abiding folk in this 'Sceptred Isle' will find themselves facing a problem, that if n...
Huddersfield Council in northern England are fed up to the teeth of complaints about nocturnal emissions of the canine kind. It seems that people are allowing their best friends to litter the pavements with dog logs.
Theresa Green, an ex-peace cam...
Apple, the producers of the iPhone 4S should be very pleased with themselves after rave reviews of the latest smart phone with has the ability to talk back to you. With so much positive feedback, the phone has become a market leader and is certain to...
A new kind of smart phone has been launched today in India to corner a valuable religious market which will no doubt attract hundreds of millions of users. It is called the Islamaphonia and is going to be the world's first smart phone for Islam.
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After watching an episode of the Life of Mohammed shown on BBC2 this week, an archaeologist from Barnsley, known as Alabama Smith (not to be confused with Indiana Jones) saw something which sent shivers down his spine. He had seen something which was...
Not since the days when John McEnroe roamed the turf at Wimbledon has so much controversy been heard of. When he complained that "the ball was definitely in!" There was room for human error. However, within a decade all that changed and the decisions...
It has been reported today, that a well-known psychic (who did not wish to be named through fear of ridicule) has confessed to speaking to the notorious Al Qaeda leader, Osama Bin Laden for at least eight years. If these claims are true, then it coul...
In the ongoing struggle that Barack Obama has with publishing the photographs in that they are too gruesome (which is pretty rich coming from a country which produces horror films like "Saw" and "Nightmare on Elm Street") hides a particularly embarra...
In a strange turn of events, Osama Bin Laden, his son, and Saif al-Arab Gaddafi, son of Col Gaddafi were all apparently killed on or around May 1st. It has always been a promise of Allah to allow martyrs 72 virgins as a reward for sacrificing their l...
After a great day of pomp and circumstance watched by over 40 billion people worldwide (including over a million prisoners in the UK on their TV sets), namely his wedding to Kate Middleton, Prince William has announced that he is to postpone his imme...
As hundreds of thousands (vermicelli) of people gathered in St Peter's Square (the Vatican estimate numbers are to be over 1 million) today, to see the beatification of Pope John Paul II and, no one could have made this one up! This has got to be one...
Lakefield District Housing were one of the hot favourites to win a £1000 prize for energy efficiency when they decided to scrap their 25-strong fleet of vans and instead use donkeys for their or haulage of the equipment needed for housing repairs.
The North Atlantic Treaty Organisation, otherwise known as NATO which includes three of the (self proclaimed) world's most powerful men (otherwise known as the three wise monkeys) namely David Cameron, Barak Obama and Nicholas Sarkozy have ordered th...
In order to avoid capture from the rebels who have been harassing him for the past two months, the infamous dictator, Col Gaddafi has resorted to the demotion to the rank of corporal.
Gaddafi told In Seine News: "I have been thinking about this fo...
The eccentric, elusive editor of TheSpoof.com, Mark Lowton, has sent out an urgent plea for spoof writers to submit their stories quickly before the solar storm hits this world some time in the next couple of years.
He told In Seine News today: "I...
Scientists believe that breastfeeding mothers can influence what their child will prefer eating in later life. If they want their child to enjoy eating vegetables that they should eat vegetables whilst they are breastfeeding (well not at the same tim...
For many weeks, this government have been telling us that they will have to be cutting back on our defence systems. In particular, the £20 billion contract for the Nimrod MR4 Marine reconnaissance aircraft.
In Seine News has discovered that this i...