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"Chinese Democracy will be a country album" says Axl Rose

Funny story: "Chinese Democracy will be a country album" says Axl Rose

Malibu, Ca. (Rooterz) - Axl Rose confirms that the long awaited Guns N' Roses album Chinese Democracy will be a country album. It was reported earlier this year that the album would be a bluegrass album, but plans changed after the story broke. "W...

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Hannah Montana Sues Miley Cyrus

Funny story: Hannah Montana Sues Miley Cyrus

Los Angeles (Rooterz) - In a shocking announcement today Hannah Montana tells reporters that she is suing Miley Cyrus for poking her in the eyes and breaking her cool new cell phone while on a recent tour. The incident happened after Montana (15)...

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Axl Rose denies bluegrass claims

Los Angeles,Ca. (Rooters) Singer W. Axl Rose denies claims that the long awaited Guns N' Roses album will be bluegrass.

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Singer Axl Rose Freaks Out

Funny story: Singer Axl Rose Freaks Out

Los Angeles,Ca (Rooters) W.Axl Rose lead singer of the band Guns N' Roses freaks out as his plan for Chinese Democracy to be a bluegrass album was leaked on TheSpoof.com and on the site

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Guns N' Roses' Chinese Democracy to be Bluegrass album

Funny story: Guns N' Roses' Chinese Democracy to be Bluegrass album

Los Angeles, Ca (Rooters) - A source close to the band Guns N' Roses have told the TheSpoof.com that the new Guns N' Roses album "Chinese Democracy" will be in fact a bluegrass album.

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2007: Dumbest year on record

Funny story: 2007: Dumbest year on record

WASHINGTON (Rooters) - A vast swath of the United States was dumber than usual this year, leading to severe idiotic conditions in Texas, the Lone Star state, stood alone.

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House votes to outlaw CIA water skiing

WASHINGTON (Rooters) - Defying a White House veto threat, the U.S. House of Representatives voted on Thursday to outlaw harsh water skiing methods, such as simulated drowning, that the CIA has used against suspected terrorists.

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Angry cows attacks rise in India

Funny story: Angry cows attacks rise in India

LUCKNOW, India - (Rooters) Angry cows attacks almost 2 million strange Indian villagers on Saturday.

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Rupert Murdoch buys Wall Street Journal, says next he'll buy England

You can bet serious money - $1.00 even - that the news about the sale of The Wall Street Journal and the rest of Dow Jones & Company in today's spoof websites will be fully and ferociously reported, with a quarter given to Rupert Murdoch.

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TheSpoof.com writer goes on rampage

Weirdvillie,MO - (Rooters) Jerrbear writer for the spoof news site TheSpoof.com has gone on a rampage today.

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Volcano shoots sh*t up to three miles away

Funny story: Volcano shoots sh*t up to three miles away

MANILA, Philippines (Rooters) -- A volcano in the central Philippines spewed sh*t everywhere early Tuesday, blanketing fields and villages as far as three miles away, but there was no immediate sign of a major eruption, scientists said.

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Man claims to be the anti-christ challeges God to duel

Funny story: Man claims to be the anti-christ challeges God to duel

Portland, ME - (Rooters) Shocking news coming out of Portland Maine, a man calling himself the Anti-Christ has announced that he will have a duel with God.

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Japanese Prime Minister Shinto suffers penis injury

Funny story: Japanese Prime Minister Shinto suffers penis injury

TOKYO, Japan (Rooters) -- Japanese Prime Minister Shinto suffered a devastating penis injury in his house on Sunday, a result that could well force Abe to quit having sex and paralyze his penis.

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Cheese wheel attacks man

Funny story: Cheese wheel attacks man

St.Louis, Mo. - (Rooters) Shocking news coming out of St. Louis, Mo. this evening, where a man has been attacked by wheel of cheese.

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George W.Bush: "The United States owns the moon"

Funny story: George W.Bush: "The United States owns the moon"

Washington D.C. (Rooters) President of the United States George W.Bush told reporters aboard Air Force One that he believes that the United States owns the moon and other planets in the solar system.

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Satan Resigns

Funny story: Satan Resigns

Hell - (Rooters) In a shocking announcement today Satan has said he will step down as the Lord Of Darkness.

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Clinton-Obama slap shifts race to negative tone

WASHINGTON (Rooters) - In a slap that has shifted the Democratic 2008 presidential race to a more negative tone, Hillary Clinton is pitting her experience against Barack Obama's desire for a sex change.

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House passes farm sex bill, causes fire

Funny story: House passes farm sex bill, causes fire

WASHINGTON - (Rooters) House Democrats voted Friday to approve farm sex bill that would continue to provide generous sex to farmers daughters at a time of record pregnancy, ignoring death threats and yowls of protest by Republicans over a sex provisi...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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