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Funny story: Foxy Brown Takes Out Two New Jersey Cops

Foxy Brown Takes Out Two New Jersey Cops

Cunnilinga Marchingband has gotten into trouble with the police again. After shortening her name to Inga Marchand, for grammatical reasons and then changing it again to the 'simpler to spell' name Foxy Brown, she's had nothing but grief.
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Funny story: The Latest in Wireless Technology

The Latest in Wireless Technology

We had the cordless phone. Then we had the wireless bra. Then came Blue-Tooth technology. Then it was wireless internet. Now it's the wireless parachute!...
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Funny story: Lion-O Gay!

Lion-O Gay!

Third Earth - "We're the Thunder Cats, Ho…" That's the headliner at the Orpheum theatre in Greenwich Village where a play is set to open outing the furry feline. The poster has several male cats in Zoot Suits talking down to a str...
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Funny story: Tricky Ricky Apologizes for Foxy Brown

Tricky Ricky Apologizes for Foxy Brown

Brooklyn, NY--The Trickster has come forward and made a public statement accepting responsibility for one of his former pupil's aggressiveness. "She was a fast learner and a capable student but, when she wanted to get romantically involved,...
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Funny story: Professor Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters Vandalized

Professor Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters Vandalized

Westchester County, Salem - The ultra-secret hideout of the X-Men suffered some serious damage at the hands of some unscrupulous octogenarians. The incident occurred while the students were on a field trip to Disney.
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Funny story: House of Commons Files Law Suit Against Spain

House of Commons Files Law Suit Against Spain

The United States Supreme Court has been asked to mediate a case that is promising to be the trial of the century; the U.K. vs. Spain. In a pelican brief submitted by former Prime Minister Tony Blair, allegations are made that, "The running of...
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Funny story: The Weapons Flew, The Pentagon Knew

The Weapons Flew, The Pentagon Knew

In a startling revelation, George Bush appears to be a loyal president. A recent report released by the 51st Congressional Oversight Committee revealed that the Pentagon had 'lost' over 190,000 AK-47's and thousands of other assorted wea...
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Funny story: Tricky Ricky Wins WWF SmackDown

Tricky Ricky Wins WWF SmackDown

Hulk Hogan, and his life-partner Mean Jean, was on hand at the 95th Annual Monday Night Raw WWF SmackDown to watch the fireworks between the Trickster and John Cena. With 40 of the meanest S.O.B.'s in the ring the event was standing room only at...
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Funny story: Tricky Ricky Warns Prison Break Is Imminent at CPDRC

Tricky Ricky Warns Prison Break Is Imminent at CPDRC

In a memo received by prison officials yesterday, the Trickster warns of a 'massive exodus of inmates' at the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center. Cebu, which means cuckolded in Puerto Rico, has been allowing the prisoners to...
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Funny story: West Nile Virus Traced to East Coast Studio

West Nile Virus Traced to East Coast Studio

The fragile truce that had been established between P Diddy's East Coast Bad Boy Entertainment and Snoop Dogg's West Coast Death Row Records is in danger of collapsing. At a sit-down in Hastings, Nebraska, chosen for its neutral location, me...
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Funny story: Cuban Bassist Israel 'Cachao' Lopez In Name War with Disney's Pixar Studios

Cuban Bassist Israel 'Cachao' Lopez In Name War with Disney's Pixar Studios

"That freakin' car Lightning McQueen thinks he can use my name as a catch-phrase. I can't believe it. Ka-Chow? I got your Ka-Chow right here McQueen! One phone call and I'll have you in a chop-shop so fast…" Cachao, an 88 year o...
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Funny story: Mark Lowton to star in SPOOFALICIOUS, a Broadway Musical

Mark Lowton to star in SPOOFALICIOUS, a Broadway Musical

Tricky Ricky has reserved the Ed Sullivan Theatre to put on what's being billed as the show of the century. SPOOFALICIOUS, which is slated to open on New Year's Eve will star the literary twinkle-toes himself, Mark Lowton. Legends Kevin Bac...
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Funny story: Puppy Swirl Cookies Cause Rotting Tooth and Hoof Disease

Puppy Swirl Cookies Cause Rotting Tooth and Hoof Disease

A shocking new study published in the U.K. Journal of English Medicine revealed that a popular cow pasture treat may very well be at the root of a disease that has plagued the European population for centuries.
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Funny story: Gary Coleman Stripped of Slam-Dunk Title

Gary Coleman Stripped of Slam-Dunk Title

Saskatchewan, Mississippi-While it may take different strokes to move the world, it only took one man 40 minutes to dismantle every single NBA player at the International Championship Hall of Fame Slam-Dunk Competition. The victory was short lived h...
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Funny story: Reporter Gets Capped In Drive-By Shooting

Reporter Gets Capped In Drive-By Shooting

Kansas City-KMBC reporter Karen 'Kavegirl' Kornaci was mauled by a plastic pellet fired by Royals benchwarmer Emil Brown. The concussive force which launched her through the air also knocked her out of her shoes and one sock. "If he th...
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Funny story: Jimmy Buffet's Margaritaville In Space Cancelled by NASA

Jimmy Buffet's Margaritaville In Space Cancelled by NASA

Inside sources said the 3-week chugalugfest slated for August was postponed amid shocking allegations that Billy Bob Thornton would not be invited to the party. Thornton, who suffers from fierce nosebleeds and motion sickness, single-handedly put sp...
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Funny story: Snoop Dogg: Michael Vick is innocent

Snoop Dogg: Michael Vick is innocent

Hip-hop sensation Snoop Doggy Dog took time off from his court battle against Snoopy the dog to say that his friend is innocent of all dog fighting charges. "The entire Dog Pound is behind him." Greg 'the sniffle' Biffle said, &qu...
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Funny story: Tricky Ricky Stripped of NASCAR Trophy

Tricky Ricky Stripped of NASCAR Trophy

DAYTONA - The trophy that sat on the mantle in the log cabin of the Trickster was forcibly removed by NASCAR officials yesterday. Ricky, who won the race by a margin of 55 laps, was disqualified for driving the last ten laps in reverse. A pit-crew...
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Teachers sentenced for sex with students

A former female high school teacher received six months in jail for having sex with a male student, while a male teacher at the same school received a six-year sentence for bedding a coed pupil.

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