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Funny story: Bd. of Health Closes Restaurant

Bd. of Health Closes Restaurant

The board of health recently closed a slow assed, fast food restaurant for being the nastiest place on the planet. One of the short order cooks had recently split up with her biker boyfriend and feeling sexually deprived, made it a practice to wear...
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Funny story: A 'Coon' ... Where?

A 'Coon' ... Where?

Most of the people in town have CB stations in their homes because it had been difficult for them to keep home phones. Everybody in town that has a CB station was on the air last night. Local maven Clara D. was rushed to the hospital with a raccoo...
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Funny story: Male Gives Birth

Male Gives Birth

Look out ladies, your job here is nearly over. Except for a few die hards, men may all be carrying their own children from now on - now it could be them who are the ones with their feet up asking, "do my ankles look swollen?" A decidedly swollen b...
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Funny story: The World Ended and WE Didn't Notice

The World Ended and WE Didn't Notice

While no one was looking, the world ended. The vast and most intriguing proof of this termination of all that is good and/or holy is the presence of the (I have to borrow from a movie title here) 'Scent of a Woman'. Quietly and with a vehemence...
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Harvey Weinstein ejaculated from Motion Picture Academy

In an emergency meeting of the Motion Pictue Academy, reviewing the sexual antics of Weinstein until, in a crescendo of passion, they ejaculated him all the way to New Jersey, land of the creeps.
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