The board of health recently closed a slow assed, fast food restaurant for being the nastiest place on the planet. One of the short order cooks had recently split up with her biker boyfriend and feeling sexually deprived, made it a practice to wear...
Most of the people in town have CB stations in their homes because it had been difficult for them to keep home phones. Everybody in town that has a CB station was on the air last night.
Local maven Clara D. was rushed to the hospital with a raccoo...
Look out ladies, your job here is nearly over. Except for a few die hards, men may all be carrying their own children from now on - now it could be them who are the ones with their feet up asking, "do my ankles look swollen?"
A decidedly swollen b...
While no one was looking, the world ended. The vast and most intriguing proof of this termination of all that is good and/or holy is the presence of the (I have to borrow from a movie title here) 'Scent of a Woman'.
Quietly and with a vehemence...
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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents
Roseanne Smokes Ambien, Commits Genocide
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Inspector General’s Report Is Out
Trump Takes the U.S. Out of the U.N.
Secret Plot to Have Trump Declare War on Canada Revealed
Trump Gives North Carolina to Kim Jong Un in Return for De-Nuclearization
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Roseanne Claims that Ambien Turned Her Into An Asshole
Trump Pardons Himself for All the Pussies He's Grabbed
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