After the recent spread of swine flu which has engulfed the world becoming the dominant form of flu, it seems yet another blow has been struck for world health. Almost ten thousands cases of 'Man Flu' have been confirmed among pigs.
It is not yet...
An unusual early victim of the recession the shoe industry is falling fast into place behind retail and the car industry in the list of economic bail-out-ees. The industry is estimated to have made almost no profit in the past year and with shoe supe...
Our lord and master, Gordon 'Irn Brun' Brown, has met the former PM Margaret Thatcher. He intends to adapt his policies in order to gain more popular support, or votes; whichever comes most easily.
Tennis player and David Miliband lookalike Tim Henman has been seriously injured today when he tried to sere three balls in a foolish attempt to make himself look good.
Christian radical groups in Swansea have claimed to have found the second coming in a quite unexpected form.
Some scientists in America have discovered that their country is very likely to turn into a black hole if its population does not lose weight, according to a study published in the journal "Science Stuff" today.
After allegations were made that David Cameron, wide faced leader of the UK Conservative Party, was behind the current economic crash, he has struck back claiming that the real reason was the weight of the American estate agents.
Archaeologists in Scotland have discovered a new subspecies of Homo Sapiens, the Bruniens. it is believed that over ten percent of Scots are of this species and that our beloved leader, Gordon 'Girdn Brun' Brown is one of them.
A report by highly respected slave of Labour, Lord Hutton, has today found that David Cameron is directly responsible for the worlds current economic crisis.
Our new Irn Bru Leader, Gordon 'Girdn Brun' Brown, has announced today that in order to stop Ireland sneaking away from the British isles special patrols will be used to hold the country in position.
The former prime minister Tony Blair was seen drifting out to sea off the coast of Bridlington this afternoon. He was wearing a tattered straw hat and an open necked Hawaiian shirt and sailed off on-board a small platform with a hut on top.
Shortly after the BBC's announcement, which said that doctor who will have a fifth series in 2010, but no 2009 series except for several specials, they made a further announcement of budget reductions.
Former home secretary has been arrested today after being stopped by the police for indecently exposing his head in public.
Special officers investigating the National trust have today discovered a massive stockpiled supply of weapons hidden within stately homes.
Scientists from the university of Whayestin-Timyn have published vital new evidence, in the journal 'Science Stuff' about how the lies of the Chinese government have let the breeding of pandas get out of control.
Archeologists working on the outskirts of the site a Pompeii, famously the area affected by the eruption of Mount Versuvious, have discovered signs of advanced roman technology.
A study recently published in the journal 'Science Stuff' has shown that we may have less time left than previously thought.
An ominous crow seen flying around the house of commons in the last few weeks is thought to be the animal form of former PM Tony Blair.