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Funny story: God has last laugh in dispute with Professor Stephen Hawking

God has last laugh in dispute with Professor Stephen Hawking

It was the book launch from Hell. For the first time Professor Stephen Hawking Britain's most wheelchair bound Scientist, decided to personally attend a news conference to celebrate the release of his controversial new publication. In his book Haw...
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Funny story: Future not bright for playground bullies

Future not bright for playground bullies

School children who bully may face higher risks of anxiety, depression, sexual identity problems and even infertility later in life, a new study finds. The study, which followed more than 10,000 pupils in British schools, found that boys and girls...
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Funny story: Meek may not inherit the Earth after all

Meek may not inherit the Earth after all

Devout Christian Tony Blair has sensationally admitted that the meek may not inherit the earth after all. Speaking at a press conference about the 'Tony Blair Faith Foundation' in New York the ex Prime Minister said: "I'm afraid to say that it...
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Funny story: Manchester United F.C. ... What a Shambles

Manchester United F.C. ... What a Shambles

Real Madrid have today confirmed a deal to bring Manchester United's bright young Mexican striker Hernandez to the Bernabeu in July 2012 if, as expected, he becomes a world class striker. Little Pea President Florentino Perez met last week wi...
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Funny story: Does size really matter?

Does size really matter?

It's a man's worst nightmare - to have pictures showing he is not well-endowed circulated on the internet. Photos of a naked Jeremy Clarkson have been dropping into email boxes causing extreme embarrassment for a man who delights in all that is Al...
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Funny story: The Day the Earth Caught Fire for Tiger

The Day the Earth Caught Fire for Tiger

It seems that Tiger Woods' indiscretions might well cost him a lot more than he first feared. DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDREL Despite Woods, 33, apologising for the hurt his "infidelity" had caused his wife and children, shaving giant Gillette said toda...
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Funny story: Brown to sell off 'personal possessions'

Brown to sell off 'personal possessions'

The Prime Minister is preparing to sell a wide range of his personal belongings as part of his plans to tackle Britain's spiralling public debt. Gordon Brown is to deliver a speech in which he will list a selection of items to be put up for grabs...
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Funny story: Thousands follow Twitterer as he attempts to lose his Virginity

Thousands follow Twitterer as he attempts to lose his Virginity

A male chemistry student has caused outrage by posting updates on Twitter as he attempted to lose his virginity at Loughborough University in Leicestershire late last night. Matthew O'Grady a 24 year old from Bromley in Kent sent out a Twitter mes...
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Funny story: Unnamed celebrity accused of doing nothing

Unnamed celebrity accused of doing nothing

A well known celebrity, who wishes to remain anonymous, has today sensationally claimed that another well known celebrity who (s)he does not wish to name did nothing to him/her 10 years ago and that (s)he does not want to talk about it ever again.
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Funny story: Morrissey to become President of Europe?

Morrissey to become President of Europe?

Rock icon Noel Gallagher travelled to Brussels today to press the case for singer songwriter Morrissey to become the first President of the European Union, and indications from around the continent last night suggested that his journey might not be i...
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Funny story: George Michael not arrested after 'near perfect' drive home

George Michael not arrested after 'near perfect' drive home

Amazing - These are the amazing pictures of George Michael's Ferrari arriving safely at it's destination yesterday evening. Sensational Not a single nut or bolt of the £80,000 Red GTS was damaged during the singer's 4 mile journey from the '100...
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Funny story: Top 10 Internet searches

Top 10 Internet searches

Despite having a global reach and an almost endless list of topics to browse, the most popular Internet searches are still surprisingly personal. With billions of pages to surf, including the recent US Presidential election and actress Patricia Ro...
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Funny story: Can dogs really look 'guilty'?

Can dogs really look 'guilty'?

That "guilty look" on a dog's face is all in the imagination of the human owner, suggests research. Dog owners have often claimed they can read the expressions of their pets - particularly that tell-tale look when they have done something wrong.
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Funny story: Jack Tweed's grief leads him to party all night long

Jack Tweed's grief leads him to party all night long

He's been called all sorts from Tweed the Twat to Goody Grabber but Jack Tweed says it's not his fault that he has been caught having flings so soon after Jade's death, he blame the parties. In his most candid interview yet, the 22-year-old widowe...
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Funny story: No Sex Please, We're British MP

No Sex Please, We're British MP

Ex-minister Caroline Flint, who resigned saying she was not being taken seriously by male colleagues, says she has no regrets about a magazine photo shoot that has upset Downing Street. Tets Out In an interview with the Observer Newspaper, Caro...
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Funny story: Jordan: 'A Wife from Hell'

Jordan: 'A Wife from Hell'

Peter Andre has opened his heart to forgive Jordan for her partying on Ibiza and revealed: "In many ways she is the woman from hell, but I still love her." The singer said it was "painful yet strangely exciting" to think about his estranged wife's...
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Funny story: Bite the News wins the Peter Cook Comedy Website Award for 2008

Bite the News wins the Peter Cook Comedy Website Award for 2008

Bite the News last night won the prestigious Peter Cook Comedy Website Award at the first time of asking beating into second place its sister site 'Peter Musgrove Reporting' and last year's winner the hotly tipped The Spoof. Set up as recently as...
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Funny story: Old Proverb proved wrong as Keith Richards reveals extensive collection of Moss

Old Proverb proved wrong as Keith Richards reveals extensive collection of Moss

As the great Miguel de Cervantes once said, 'a Proverb is a short sentence based on long experience'. The English language is littered with many such traditional phrases which have over the years been accepted as part of what Shakespeare called 'the...
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