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Funny story: Mad Tramp Discovers Portal to the Year 2050 Inside a Dead Racoon Carcass

Mad Tramp Discovers Portal to the Year 2050 Inside a Dead Racoon Carcass

Cleveland OH - Mad old tramp Elmer Brinkley shocked the world of science today by discovering a time portal to the year 2050 inside the rotting carcass of a dead racoon today.
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Funny story: Pop Idol's Simon Cowell in Puce Mayonaisse Furore

Pop Idol's Simon Cowell in Puce Mayonaisse Furore

Pop Idols resident bastard and fashion-retard, Simon Cowell cannot eat normal coloured food it was revealed today. Former lover and Tomorrow's World presenter Maggie Philbin revealed that professional ego deflator Simon has to carry several bottles...
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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez in "New Kids on the Block" Weasel Cult Nightmare.

Jennifer Lopez in "New Kids on the Block" Weasel Cult Nightmare.

Over-rated singer and arse queen Jennifer Lopez was shocked to discover a tribe of angry weasels have started to stalk her. These weasels upon hearing the soul-less drivel that she insists on calling her music became so incensed that they decided it...
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Funny story: President Bush plans new Republican Youth movement

President Bush plans new Republican Youth movement

President Bush yesterday announced plans for a new youth group that will "Be like the Scouts only more mandatory and less gay" according to a White House spokesperson. This new force will of Young Republicans will wear Blue uniforms each with an arm...
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Funny story: Big Brother to decide Next Prime Minister

Big Brother to decide Next Prime Minister

In a shock move, Tony Blair has announced the biggest change to the electoral system since that sad day that women got the vote. Speaking from Downing Street our beloved Prime Minister said this.
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Funny story: Bush: Fascism is good for Democracy

Bush: Fascism is good for Democracy

In a shock statement from the Whitehouse today, President Bush has called for an end to the universal right to vote.
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Funny story: Bush calls Jesus "Threat to Democracy"

Bush calls Jesus "Threat to Democracy"

George Bush, in a statement today has branded Jesus "A dangerous revolutionary and probably a commie" in a speech to the Council of Churches today.
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Funny story: George Bush: not funny anymore.

George Bush: not funny anymore.

In the early days of his term George Bush 2 was seen as a gift to all satirists the world over. He beat off stiff competition from such favourites as Ronald "thick as shit" Regan, George "Shrub" Bush 1 and Bill "Shag monster" Clinton to win the award...
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Funny story: Alice Cooper: My Flower Hell

Alice Cooper: My Flower Hell

Rock god and post ironic Icon, Alice Cooper shocked the world of rock yesterday with his admission to a live long struggle with gardening.
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Funny story: Hutton report clears Saddam Hussein

Hutton report clears Saddam Hussein

In a shock statement yesterday Lord Hutton, self-styled whitewasher and media hater, announced. "I have looked at all available evidence and have come to the conclusion that Saddam Hussein was merely a victim of the press, there is no real evidence t...
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Funny story: Shaved Pussy prank goes too far

Shaved Pussy prank goes too far

A drunken prank went too far when cat owner Agnes Welch, sick of her boyfriends pestering decided to shave her pussy, right their and then in front of all his friends.
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Funny story: George Bush not one of ours claims God

George Bush not one of ours claims God

In a shocking development today God has broken almost 2000 years of silence to deny claims that George W Bush is fighting the good fight.
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Funny story: Bush to Enter Pop Idol to Revive Flagging Popularity

Bush to Enter Pop Idol to Revive Flagging Popularity

In a shock moved today President George W Bush has announced his plans to enter and win Pop Idol. "I am in a state of believing that this competition would be a good competition for myself to gain added popularity." The President announced incoherent...
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Funny story: New Labour to Change Name to Big Brother

New Labour to Change Name to Big Brother

New Labour has announced that they are proposing to change their name in the lead up to the next election. A spokesman said, "The term Labour has negative connotations, in this day and age with long hours, poor job security and an ever widening gap...
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Funny story: President Bush Unmasked as Satirical Comedian

President Bush Unmasked as Satirical Comedian

In a shock announcement President George W Bush admitted that his Presidency was just a joke that went a bit too far.
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Funny story: Video Games blamed for Increase in Wars.

Video Games blamed for Increase in Wars.

An increase in the number of Wars in the last decade is being blamed on the rise of evil video games that glamorise genocide, a new report suggests. The War Reduction Committee cites recent games like Battlefield 1942 and Command and Conquer General...
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Funny story: Government Minister "Looks a bit Creepy"

Government Minister "Looks a bit Creepy"

Foreign Secretary Jack Straw looks a bit creepy, according to Croydon housewife Iris Little. "He looks a bit scary, it's as if there is something of the devil in him. Look at his smug little face, he has the kind of warped visage that attracts lynch...
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Fire Brigade Called To Shopping Mall Bathroom As Hand Drier Pins Woman To Ceiling

A new generation of super-powerful hand driers were criticised yesterday after a woman was blown to the ceiling while drying her face. The Dison Mk.2 Tornado driers were being recalled yesterday.
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