The Federal Reserve announced today that it will immediately replace the dollar bill with a new version printed on stain proof plastic.
With the sagging fortunes of the Neo-cons, the GOP wanna-be's have turned to a hitherto untapped voting block in hopes of gaining the nomination, The Undead!...
That Great American Icon Uncle Sam announced today he has decided to emigrate to Iraq. When asked about his decision he was quoted as saying "I'm tired of the bad name I get by being associated with the Politicians here in Washington.
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F.B.I. Deputy Director Andrew McCabe
Scamatology TV Has Resulted in Flood of New Visits to Orgs
Jake Tapper's Plastic Surgery
United Airlines Sends Dog To Japan
Trump Blames Global Warming on Violent Video Games
Scores of Porn Stars Contact Trump's Lawyer for Payouts
Trump Excludes Golf Clubs from Steel and Aluminum Tariffs
In Retaliation for Putin's and Kim Jong Un's Videos, Trump Makes His Own Video
Jarad Kushner's Security Clearance Downgraded From Hush-Hush to Just Hush
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