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Funny story:  Fed gives American currency a "Fashion Makeover"

Fed gives American currency a "Fashion Makeover"

The Federal Reserve announced today that it will immediately replace the dollar bill with a new version printed on stain proof plastic.
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Funny story:  Flagging Neo-con Presidential candidates court untapped voting pool: The Undead!

Flagging Neo-con Presidential candidates court untapped voting pool: The Undead!

With the sagging fortunes of the Neo-cons, the GOP wanna-be's have turned to a hitherto untapped voting block in hopes of gaining the nomination, The Undead!...
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Funny story:  Uncle Sam Calls it Quits!

Uncle Sam Calls it Quits!

That Great American Icon Uncle Sam announced today he has decided to emigrate to Iraq. When asked about his decision he was quoted as saying "I'm tired of the bad name I get by being associated with the Politicians here in Washington.
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Microwave Attachment Eliminates Need For Head Shaving

Hyram B. Dison's invention, which eliminates daily head shaving, is now on sale. "Microcaps" use a microwave to defoliate scalps with a rubber skull attachment similar to ones used in electric chairs.

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