Radical new plans to halt Third World hunger were unveiled by Oxfam today. The British-based charity has proposed exporting large quantities of grossly obese men and women to areas where food is currently too scarce to support the population.
New research by scientists in Holland has discovered the reason why many elderly women smell of urine.
The government is widely expected to call time on what it calls "the outdated and unhealthy practice of selling alcohol in pubs".
The Conservatives will put tea and biscuits at the heart of their campaign to win the next general election.
A former employee of South England Trains is taking legal action against the company following his sacking for "gross misuse of company property".
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