Rotterdam- The former hyper-pop-rock-teenager band Busted have followed Keane in attacking the Conservative Party over their choice of songs.
British band Keane recently stated they would not vote for the Conservative Party in the coming UK elect...
Kabul - As Operation Moshtarak continues so the usefulness of iPhones has already been revealed. Soldiers fighting against deadly insurgents can not only relax with a game of guitar hero, check facebook and organise a dinner party in Lewisham at a lo...
Woking - Business across the pond in Woking, and also everywhere else, have reported to be experiencing a surge in confidence amongst consumers thanks to trashy shobiz gossip, much of which focused around Obama and his 'jackass' comment to hip-hop-ra...
Some wealthy part of the countryside, England- Despite doom and gloom on the high street, the government's new road map out of the recession is coming to fruition thanks to Simon Cowell and his purchase of a huge £10m mansion.
The recently knight...
Upper Lower Higgensfield- Shocking news has just come filtering into the office today that an entire high street has been found dead.
The high street of Upper Lower Higgensfield was described by the investigating officer DI Chaplin as a 'happy go...
A Gas Station, America: Recent stats have positioned Berkshire Hathaway, wild company of mostly Warren Buffet's, as the 20th top firm in the world. Their product sector, 'nonlife insurance', has just taken a turn to the d...
Cyberland, just north-east of Tumbridge Wells - The age of electronic commerce is jumping forward again, much like a Mexican Jumping Bean on a trampoline.
You thought that the Hollywood writers had gotten over their huff about DVD's et cetera, and were beginning to get going on what they do best, that is, make quick, thousand pound animations about talking animals for a huge profit... But you were...
Now is a good time to invest in Nestle and in particular their brand of intensely sweet golden cereal 'Golden Nuggets'.
The River Thames - In a dramatic twist of events, two bitter rivals, Microsoft and Google, have fought it out with a boat race on the River Thames to become the sole owner of social networking site 'Facebook'...
Cyberworld - Depressed, desperate, frustrated, angry and sad. Is this you? Then perhaps you have fallen into the murky mists of Seed's 'Blank Screen Law'.
Could it really be true that the apparently innocent and charitable organisation Oxfam, are actually a sub-branch of the taliban? Could they really be plotting the downfall, or 'purification' of the African nations?...
BRISTOL - The frankly shabby performance of British productivity in recent years is set to change. This was the statement from Prime Minister Brown today. Leader of the opposition, David Cameron, responded by saying, "We were just thinking about...
MAINLAND CHINA - The Economy of China was in panic today as it saw all it's efforts to become richer than America destroyed. The Spoof has gained detailed and precise information from a reliable mole inside the Chinese Government...
LONDON - WASHINGTON - PARIS - WELL, EVERYWHERE - In a dramatic u-turn of world history, the Beeb has recently made a statement - in cooperation with CNN, ITV, FORBES and all other news desks - that 'Nothing is Happening'. Tha...
LONDON - Yes. We all knew it. The O2 Arena in London, previously called the Millennium Doom - I mean - Dome, has been been bought out by a conglomerate of two firms. The first, with a 49% stake in the pie is the groc...
BIRMINGHAM - Whilst the country stuff themselves full to bursting point with dodgy high priced Weight Watcher and Slim-Fast products, the Birmingham manufacturer of top quality chocolate has revealed in a press conference that they deliberately made...
CARDIFF - Along with the ever increasing trial of Lord Conrad Black and the escalating entanglement of the BAE and the government in the 'Al Yamamah' Saudi Arms Deal, another one of Britain's most prestigious symbols has...