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Funny story: New democracy Initiative

New democracy Initiative

In an unsurprising leak from number 10 today the Prime Minister has affirmed his fervent belief in the basic democratic idea of "One Man, One Vote". Unfortunately he has misconstrued this idea in that he believes he is that man and he has that vote.
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Funny story: Government Buys Used Wall

Government Buys Used Wall

The Government today announced the purchase of a second hand wall from a city in Germany. In an official statement the reasons for the purchase were stated that the wall was no longer needed in Berlin so it was going cheap; recycling is all the rage...
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Funny story: MPs Mass Release

MPs Mass Release

After an embarrassed government were informed that opposition MPs bringing the governments faults to the public eye, and trying to get them removed from office at the next election was not in fact sedition or treason and therefore illegal all the imp...
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Funny story: Mass Arrest of MPs

Mass Arrest of MPs

In a stunning political move today the government announced that all opposition Members of Parliament have been arrested for sedition and treason. The cabinets new security leader Albemarle Pottingshed reported--"We have found virtually tons of...
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Funny story: Government buys Everything

Government buys Everything

In a surprise move today the government announced that it will issue compulsory purchase orders for every house and plot of land in the country. The government regards this as simply an expansion of its Heathrow Airport purchase plans. A spokesp...
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Funny story: Private Sector Employment Ends

Private Sector Employment Ends

It has finally happened on this date, the last remaining private sector employee was made redundant from the only privately owned company left in the country. Hengist Excaliber Stickleback, owner operator and only employee of Stickleback Producti...
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Funny story: Newest Disaster Discovered

Newest Disaster Discovered

The International Council for Useless Panic have found and registered the latest potential disaster that may hit the planet.
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Funny story: Obesity bad, but good for the Climate

Obesity bad, but good for the Climate

A study sponsered by the food industry has revealed a surprising result - Obese people help the planet. Apparently, what is bad for the individual, may be beneficial for the environment.
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Funny story: Transport for London takes to the air, and gets up your nose!

Transport for London takes to the air, and gets up your nose!

A new way to fight congestion has been discovered in Transport for London - The Way Forward. There are a number of new and far reaching ideas for congestion solution in London. These include congestion charging for aircraft going over London's ai...
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Funny story: Child Support Agency Looks for God's Help

Child Support Agency Looks for God's Help

The Child Support Agency today announced the formation of a special "Cold Case Files" department. It will consist of a number of temporary units tasked with researching and finding missing spouses or partners for financial support of childr...
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"Goop" Introduces Coal Egg

"Once you muster enough pelvic muscle strength to compress this baby into a diamond, you will have a beautiful gemstone to present to the man of your dreams," declared spokesmodel Gwyneth Paltrow.
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