A lowly clerk working in the Department of Work and Pensions was today accused of murdering Margaret Thatcher this morning, following the revelation that the former Prime Minister died after reading a letter from the clerk informing the Baroness that...
An extraordinary assassination attempt was made on the life of AC Milan goalkeeper Dida last night, as his side were beaten in the Champion's League.
The adult version of "can we have our ball back" went horribly wrong for OJ Simpson and his friend, who ended up being arrested.
Well known smoker's rebel Hamish Hamilton was today charged with a further 500 offenses of allowing smoking to take place in his Blackpool pub.
Thousands of opera fans today turned out to grieve for the loss of their heavyweight champion, Luciano Pavarotti, 71, who died yesterday. The singer, who was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer last year, died at his home in the Italian city of Modena.
Following the success of his photoshoot tour in the Siberian Mountains, Russian leader Vladimir Putin has decided to resign and follow a modelling career as a gay icon.
A Blackpool Landlord who persistently allowed his customers to smoke indoors was today sentenced for his crimes.
Colditz Castle, once a prison used to keep Allied POWs is marketing itself as a holiday destination.
Dozens of figures from the Irish Republic's National Wax Museum have been damaged or stolen after a "rave" party at a warehouse, officials say.
With the threat of the DeLorean going back into full production, some 25 years after the last one rolled off the line, Ford have today announced plans to reissue the Model T.
As is usual with large building projects in the UK, the Ark that is being built in Tewkesbury in response to the flooding is not yet ready for launch, and is already £15m over budget. The project was immediately put a week behind schedule when three...
In an unexpected move today, the UN promised $250 trillion USD in aid for the "impoverished" United Kingdom today.
The new government Home Improvement Packs are to come in from August 1, for houses with 4 or more bedrooms. Homes up for sale by the elderly have crashed to less than 12% of 2001 levels because of the government message: you can't sell your home...
In a pre-season friendly over the weekend, Millwall fans went to Portsmouth and smashed up the town just a little bit.
Prince Charles and Princess Anne are visiting flood-hit Gloucestershire later to offer their support to victims.
An artificial big toe found on the foot of an ancient Egyptian mummy could be the world's earliest functional prosthetic body part, UK experts believe. A Manchester University team hope to prove that the leather and wood "Cairo toe" not...
A writer for TheSpoof.com has denounced other writers who are moaning about the fees paid for their work. The writer, ranger121, with a 1.85 a day average, says that the others "Should be grateful for anything at all."...
A survey is published today that tells us that the risk of developing mental health problems is increased by 40% after just one smoke of cannabis.
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