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Funny story: DWP accused in Thatcher death

DWP accused in Thatcher death

A lowly clerk working in the Department of Work and Pensions was today accused of murdering Margaret Thatcher this morning, following the revelation that the former Prime Minister died after reading a letter from the clerk informing the Baroness that...
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Funny story: Mystery virus strikes Goalkeeper, fan suspected

Mystery virus strikes Goalkeeper, fan suspected

An extraordinary assassination attempt was made on the life of AC Milan goalkeeper Dida last night, as his side were beaten in the Champion's League.
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Funny story: OJ goes to get his ball: gets arrested

OJ goes to get his ball: gets arrested

The adult version of "can we have our ball back" went horribly wrong for OJ Simpson and his friend, who ended up being arrested.
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Funny story: Smokers rebellion: Blackpool Council ratchet up the charges on Hamish

Smokers rebellion: Blackpool Council ratchet up the charges on Hamish

Well known smoker's rebel Hamish Hamilton was today charged with a further 500 offenses of allowing smoking to take place in his Blackpool pub.
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Funny story: Thousands turn up for Oprah, find it's Pavarotti

Thousands turn up for Oprah, find it's Pavarotti

Thousands of opera fans today turned out to grieve for the loss of their heavyweight champion, Luciano Pavarotti, 71, who died yesterday. The singer, who was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer last year, died at his home in the Italian city of Modena.
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Funny story: Putin resigns, gay career becons

Putin resigns, gay career becons

Following the success of his photoshoot tour in the Siberian Mountains, Russian leader Vladimir Putin has decided to resign and follow a modelling career as a gay icon.
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Funny story: Smoker's Rebellion: Blackpool Landlord Sentenced

Smoker's Rebellion: Blackpool Landlord Sentenced

A Blackpool Landlord who persistently allowed his customers to smoke indoors was today sentenced for his crimes.
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Funny story: Colditz: a holiday destination with a difference

Colditz: a holiday destination with a difference

Colditz Castle, once a prison used to keep Allied POWs is marketing itself as a holiday destination.
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Funny story: Wax figures stolen, police "clueless"

Wax figures stolen, police "clueless"

Dozens of figures from the Irish Republic's National Wax Museum have been damaged or stolen after a "rave" party at a warehouse, officials say.
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Funny story: New DeLorean orders: Ford go back to drawing board

New DeLorean orders: Ford go back to drawing board

With the threat of the DeLorean going back into full production, some 25 years after the last one rolled off the line, Ford have today announced plans to reissue the Model T.
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Funny story: Flood waters receding; Ark not finished

Flood waters receding; Ark not finished

As is usual with large building projects in the UK, the Ark that is being built in Tewkesbury in response to the flooding is not yet ready for launch, and is already £15m over budget. The project was immediately put a week behind schedule when three...
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Funny story: UN aid for United Kingdom

UN aid for United Kingdom

In an unexpected move today, the UN promised $250 trillion USD in aid for the "impoverished" United Kingdom today.
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Funny story: House sales crash: Elderly confused, surgeons on overtime

House sales crash: Elderly confused, surgeons on overtime

The new government Home Improvement Packs are to come in from August 1, for houses with 4 or more bedrooms. Homes up for sale by the elderly have crashed to less than 12% of 2001 levels because of the government message: you can't sell your home...
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Funny story: Pre-season friendly: Millwall v Portsmouth

Pre-season friendly: Millwall v Portsmouth

In a pre-season friendly over the weekend, Millwall fans went to Portsmouth and smashed up the town just a little bit.
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Funny story: Royal visit to flooding victims: Bob the builder "unhappy"

Royal visit to flooding victims: Bob the builder "unhappy"

Prince Charles and Princess Anne are visiting flood-hit Gloucestershire later to offer their support to victims.
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Funny story: Cairo toe "not what it seems"

Cairo toe "not what it seems"

An artificial big toe found on the foot of an ancient Egyptian mummy could be the world's earliest functional prosthetic body part, UK experts believe. A Manchester University team hope to prove that the leather and wood "Cairo toe" not...
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Funny story: TheSpoof.com writer says pay "adequate"

TheSpoof.com writer says pay "adequate"

A writer for TheSpoof.com has denounced other writers who are moaning about the fees paid for their work. The writer, ranger121, with a 1.85 a day average, says that the others "Should be grateful for anything at all."...
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Funny story: One joint and you're a psycho - MPs in denial

One joint and you're a psycho - MPs in denial

A survey is published today that tells us that the risk of developing mental health problems is increased by 40% after just one smoke of cannabis.
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