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The question that no-one can answer?

Funny story: The question that no-one can answer?

Academics at the London University New Academic Terminology Information Centre (L.U.N.A.T.I.C.) have announced that their 20 year search for the "Question that has no answer" has finally ended.

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European Super League announced

Funny story: European Super League announced

Mikail Plattoni Muli billionaire oligark has announced the formation of a new European Super League.

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Iraqi Footballer shuns Premiership

Funny story: Iraqi Footballer shuns Premiership

Following scenes of jubilation in his home town, the scorer of the winning goal Younnes El Matoktoum El Macktum or Mac to his team mates has shocked the Premiership with a flat refusal to joined Liverpool FC.

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Top Legal Firm announced as major 2012 Sponsor!

Funny story: Top Legal Firm announced as major 2012 Sponsor!

The British Olympics Committee have announced another major sponsor for the London 2012 Olympics.

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Rarleigh Choppers Sponsor 2008 Tour De France

Funny story: Rarleigh Choppers Sponsor 2008 Tour De France

Smart and fast moving Marketing executives have saved the Tour De Fraance from total and complete disaster by announcing they are to sponsor next years Tour.

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Oxford, Cambridge and Collins at war over definition of Politics

Funny story: Oxford, Cambridge and Collins at war over definition of Politics

The academic world is holding its breath as the three largest publishers argue over the definition of politics and allegations of industrial espionage.

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The Sun & BBC to go to court over future copyright

Funny story: The Sun & BBC to go to court over future copyright

News Intermedia Unlimited and the BBC are to meet in the High Court to ask the Law Lords to rule over the issue of future copyright.

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News International suprise bid for TheSpoof.com

Funny story: News International suprise bid for TheSpoof.com

Rupert Murdocks News International have stunned the Stock Exchange by offering an undisclosed sum for the highly acclaimed website TheSpoof.com.

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SADO Olympics get the go-ahead

Funny story: SADO Olympics get the go-ahead

The International Olympics Committee (I.O.C. ) have given the go-ahead for the Steroid and Drugtakers Olympics to take place.

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ECB to consider underwater 20/20 match

Funny story: ECB to consider underwater 20/20 match

Following the decimation of the County 20/20 competition the ECB has announced it is to organise an Underwater 20/20 knock out cup.

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Tour de France Rider passes a drugs test shock

Funny story: Tour de France Rider passes a drugs test shock

The Tour De France was rocked again to-day with the amazing news that Gaston Pricard, number two rider with Team Clean has passed a drugs test following his unexpected win in the uphill/down hill, time trial.

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Paperless Toilet

Funny story: Paperless Toilet

Environmental Engineers from the WC Crapper Foundation have announced they have secured major private equity funding to complete the development of the world first paperless loo.

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Magnetic polarity reverse will cause chaos

Funny story: Magnetic polarity reverse will cause chaos

Scientists working for Magnetic Obervatory of Reversal of North (M.O.R.O.N.) have confirmed the worlds magnetic polarity is reversing.

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BBC & BT cancel sponsorship deal

Funny story: BBC & BT cancel sponsorship deal

In the wake of the continued criticism being levelled at the BBC following complaints about the premium call charging and fake winners scandal the Head of Bumbling Telecoms (BT) UK sponsorship team has released a brief and curt statement.

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"England is Sinking" claims Doomsday Cult

Funny story: "England is Sinking" claims Doomsday Cult

Proffesor Strebbling Co-founder and Leader of the Doomsday Cult "Noahs Ark" has claimed the recent wide spread flooding has absolutely nothing to do with the unseasonal rainfall, but the uncontrolled migration of overseas workers coming to...

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Ozzy Osbourne to be next Batman Villian

Funny story: Ozzy Osbourne to be next Batman Villian

Lawyers for Ozzy Osbourne and the the new media comglomorate Bat Productions are in final negotiations for Rock Legend Osbourne to appear in the latest Batman Movie Batman - "The early years" as the latest and baddest Super Villian Rockman.

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Beckhams Air Miles Confusion

Funny story: Beckhams Air Miles Confusion

LA Galaxy bound Beckham is faced with a massive decision about his transatlantic travelling lifestyle.

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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