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Madonna In Secret Botox Op

Funny story: Madonna In Secret Botox Op

Queen of Pop, Madonna, 50, has been praised recently for how good she looks at fifty without using cosmetic surgery or endless beauty products. But the truth (well, not so much truth...more a lie really) is that a Harley Street doctor was paid £2500...

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Goth Detectives In Secret Civil Partnership

Funny story: Goth Detectives In Secret Civil Partnership

Goth Detectives Noel Fielding and Russell Brand have been married in a drunken civil partnership on a trip to Las Vegas. The comedy duo are notorious womanisers, seen pictured with many different women in a single week. Fielding, 35, has also be...

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Amy Winehouse In Lesbian Clinch

Funny story: Amy Winehouse In Lesbian Clinch

Troubled soul singer Amy Winehouse was spotted kissing a female friend outside her Camden home.

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Oprah Has Gastric Band Fitted

Funny story: Oprah Has Gastric Band Fitted

Diet queen Oprah Winfrey has admitted that she had taken a leaf out of Fern Britton's book and had a gastric band fitted - just a week after completing a 21-day vegan detox.

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Paris Hilton Almost Bankrupt

Funny story: Paris Hilton Almost Bankrupt

Hotel heiress Paris Hilton,27, has finally acheived the impossible, and has almost bankrupted her parents, owners of the Hilton Hotels. Party-loving Paris has 17 pets including a chihuahua named Tinkerbell abnd two ferrets named Dolce and Gabbana, co...

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Orlando Bloom Decended From A Pirate

Funny story: Orlando Bloom Decended From A Pirate

After tracing his family tree, British actor Orlando Bloom has discovered that a relative dating back to the sixteenth century was actually a man hanged for piracy.

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'Daniel Radcliffe Is Shorter In Real Life' Says Emma Watson

Funny story: 'Daniel Radcliffe Is Shorter In Real Life' Says Emma Watson

Emma Watson, child star of the 'Harry Potter' films reveals all about the time that Daniel Radcliffe,18, tried to 'seduce her.

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Noel Fielding To Shave Head

Funny story: Noel Fielding To Shave Head

Noel Fielding, co-creator of 'The Mighty Boosh' is to shave his head for charity.

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Jayden James Is Justin Timberlake's Only Love Child

Funny story: Jayden James Is Justin Timberlake's Only Love Child

Secret DNA tests, carried out by me in my bedroom, have proved conclusively that the father of Jayden James, Britney Spears' second child, is, in fact, Justin Timberlake, Britney's childhood sweetheart.

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Hearing Aids Make You Deafer

Funny story: Hearing Aids Make You Deafer

After conducting a series of experiments in my top secret base [Just outside of Barnsley, I have discovered that hearing aids designed to aid hearing are in fact making it worse.

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Alan Carr Secretly Straight

Funny story: Alan Carr Secretly Straight

Muched loved comedian Alan Carr has always been known to be gay. Now after spotting him on a night out, I have proof (well, not the type that would stand up in court, just my own fevered rantings) that this is nothing but an act.

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Cheryl Cole Cheats With Wayne Rooney

Funny story: Cheryl Cole Cheats With Wayne Rooney

Cheryl Cole, recently seen patching things up with love rat husband Ashley Cole has gotten her own back by sleeping with Ashleys team-mate Wayne Rooney in a dream I had last night.

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Angelina's Twins Not Brad's

Funny story: Angelina's Twins Not Brad's

Once a gain I bring news of shocking celebrity scandals straight from the recesses of my own mind. The voices are telling me today that heavily pregnant Angelina Jolie's twin babies are NOT husband Brad Pitt's. They are in fact close friend T...

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Johnny Depp Checks in to Priory

Funny story: Johnny Depp Checks in to Priory

My unknown, top-secret source, who is on very good terms with the Priory Rehabilitation Clinic, has revealed to me that they have seen Hollywood heartthrob Johnny Depp checking into one of the less exclusive rooms for treatment to a severe painkiller...

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David Tennant - Not Human!

Funny story: David Tennant - Not Human!

It has sensationally emerged that David Tennant, popular in his role of "The Doctor" in "Doctor Who", is NOT human and his role as "The Doctor" was so well played, because he actually is a "Time Lord."...

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