His eyes blood-shot with holy wrath fired by holy writ, the latest bull released by the Vatican has gored the hopes of Catholic womankind...
Residents of Washington State and, indeed, their fellow Americans across the land, were hit with a double whammy yesterday. In the first blow, Washington State legislators stunned the nation by voting to change the name of the Evergreen State.
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