Following the shock departure of Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho last night, a source within the club has pointed the finger of blame at England midfielder Frank Lampard.
New Manchester United signing Robbie Savage has been accused of tickling a lapdancer with a feather duster in a late-night 'attack'.
In a surprise result, France has become the first country in history to be evicted from the populated regions of the Earth, narrowly losing out to Iran in a tense final round of voting.
Formula One sensation Lewis Hamilton has won again - this time at Royal Ascot.
Soon-to-be ex-Prime Minister, Tony Blair, has signed away the rights to his wife Cherie at the recent EU summit in Brussels.
Despite the efforts of festival organisers to stamp out the practise, Glastonbury has once again been a profitable weekend for the touts, with The Who and Girls Aloud among the worst hit.
In an unprecented move, outgoing Home Secretary John Reid has granted early release to potential murderer Albert Toshack, 4, from Wirral.
Chelsea Football Club has bought Africa in a deal thought to be worth £50m, a statement released to the City revealed today. The deal, expected to generate up to £20m worth of additional revenue each year through the UN 'Balls to Hunger' sch...
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