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Mourinho Sacked - Lampard Blamed

Funny story: Mourinho Sacked - Lampard Blamed

Following the shock departure of Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho last night, a source within the club has pointed the finger of blame at England midfielder Frank Lampard.

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Man Utd Signing In Feather Duster Riddle

Funny story: Man Utd Signing In Feather Duster Riddle

New Manchester United signing Robbie Savage has been accused of tickling a lapdancer with a feather duster in a late-night 'attack'.

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France Evicted From Europe

Funny story: France Evicted From Europe

In a surprise result, France has become the first country in history to be evicted from the populated regions of the Earth, narrowly losing out to Iran in a tense final round of voting.

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Lewis Hamilton Wins Again

Funny story: Lewis Hamilton Wins Again

Formula One sensation Lewis Hamilton has won again - this time at Royal Ascot.

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Blair caves in to EU

Funny story: Blair caves in to EU

Soon-to-be ex-Prime Minister, Tony Blair, has signed away the rights to his wife Cherie at the recent EU summit in Brussels.

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Glastonbury Touts Make Record Profits

Funny story: Glastonbury Touts Make Record Profits

Despite the efforts of festival organisers to stamp out the practise, Glastonbury has once again been a profitable weekend for the touts, with The Who and Girls Aloud among the worst hit.

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Potential Murderer Released Early

Funny story: Potential Murderer Released Early

In an unprecented move, outgoing Home Secretary John Reid has granted early release to potential murderer Albert Toshack, 4, from Wirral.

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Chelsea Buys Africa

Funny story: Chelsea Buys Africa

Chelsea Football Club has bought Africa in a deal thought to be worth £50m, a statement released to the City revealed today. The deal, expected to generate up to £20m worth of additional revenue each year through the UN 'Balls to Hunger' sch...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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