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Reverse-discrimination charge over Kateri sainthood tap

Funny story: Reverse-discrimination charge over Kateri sainthood tap

An American Indian woman who faced ridicule for converting to Christianity and fled to Quebec is likely to become the first indigenous saint in North America, if we ignore the several native saints in Mexico and Central America. Pope Benedict XVI sig...

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Obama to intervene after Ouattara forces massacre civilians

Funny story: Obama to intervene after Ouattara forces massacre civilians

WASHINGTON DC - In response to ill-considered reports by the UN and the Roman Catholic Church that squarely put the blame on Assassine Ouattara's IMF-backed New Army for approximately 800 civilian deaths in the town of Duekoue, President Obama has de...

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Bottom kill considered for the annulus

Funny story: Bottom kill considered for the annulus

La Douche, LA--Retired Coast Guard Admiral Thad Allen, the federal government's point man in the Gulf, said Monday that attempts to permanently seal the Deepwater Horizon well won't start until the latest potential problem is evaluated. Allen said en...

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Barrett gets a boost in governor race from Alvin Greene upset

Funny story: Barrett gets a boost in governor race from Alvin Greene upset

The South Carolina primary election victory of Democrat Alvin Greene (for US Senate, to face incumbent Jim DeMint-R) has breathed new life into Republican Congressman J. Gresham Barrett's runoff bid for governor. Greene's upset over establishment...

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"Truthers" suspect foul play in Polish plane crash

Funny story: "Truthers" suspect foul play in Polish plane crash

MOSCOW - As of Monday, 87 corpses have been recovered by Russian rescuers at the crash site of the Polish presidential plane. The bodies are being sent to Moscow where forty-five have already been identified, the Russian health minister said. The Pre...

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Congress declares Michael Jackson Day

Funny story: Congress declares Michael Jackson Day

WASHINGTON DC--Congress, seeking a bilateral issue with which to overcome vitriolic partisanship, declared February 29th to be Micheal Jackson Day, honoring the "King of Pop". The honor follows on the heels of a Lifetime Achievement Grammy for the...

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Congressional committee expands gatecrashing probe to fake bond failure

Funny story: Congressional committee expands gatecrashing probe to fake bond failure

Secret Service Director Marcus Sillyman was on the spot again on Friday, as the committee investigating the gatecrashing incident at a White House state dinner took shots at the agency for failing to follow up on a massive counterfeiting bust in Ital...

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Obama adds Abbot-Royce dispute to his plate

Funny story: Obama adds Abbot-Royce dispute to his plate

President Barack Obama today weighed in on the long-running Abbot-Royce dispute, which has festered for over 120 years. Dr. Francis Ellingwood Abbot claimed in 1891 that Dr. Royce's review of his book "The Way out of Agnosticism" falsely accused...

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Michelle Obama's garden not so organic

Funny story: Michelle Obama's garden not so organic

WASHINGTON DC-Produce from the White House organic garden has been found to contain several commonly used pesticides, forcing the First Lady to come clean. Lettuce and cherry tomatoes carried home from a White House organic garden harvesting event...

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Amanda Holden lingerie pictures story to be retracted

Funny story: Amanda Holden lingerie pictures story to be retracted

A lawsuit by Amanda Holden and her husband Desmond Tutu against peeping-Tom paparazzo working for the London Daily Soft-porn News has the print and online media scrambling to expunge her images from their pages. 'Actress' Amanda Holden claimed in...

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Susan Boyle audition-video sans talkover

Funny story: Susan Boyle audition-video sans talkover

The producers of Britain's Got Talent have finally responded to a flood of viewer requests and an online petition asking them to release an uninterrupted mike and camera feed of Susan Boyle singing "I Dreamed a Dream" from Les Miserable. Petitione...

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Boyle: Don't miss the point of kissing!

Funny story: Boyle: Don't miss the point of kissing!

Susan Boyle, after a week in which she received several offers of a first kiss and gave "no comment" about whether she had yet received one, has finally spoken. "Aren't people missing the point of kissing? If I wanted to be kissed so badly I could...

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Simon Cowell nixes Christ on BGT

Funny story: Simon Cowell nixes Christ on BGT

A contestant claiming to be Christ reincarnate, of the line of David, returned to redeem the chosen, appeared on Britain's Got Talent in Cardiff, Wales on Monday, but was rejected early into his act. The Son of God, dressed in magic act garb, perf...

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Potts to Boyle: Don't sing Nessun Dorma

Funny story: Potts to Boyle: Don't sing Nessun Dorma

The budding friendship between Paul Potts and Susan Boyle has take a turn south, after Boyle set her sights on Potts' lucky song, Nessun Dorma. He has stopped taking fish and chips with her on Wednesdays and went so far as to say that she put too...

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Vote online for Susan Boyle or Shaheen Jafargholi

Funny story: Vote online for Susan Boyle or Shaheen Jafargholi

With a click of the mouse you too can give your opinion about which of the favorites on the Britain's Got Talent television show will go on to the finals: Susan Boyle or Shaheen Jafargholi. Susan Boyle is an unassuming middle-aged woman, apparent...

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Susan Boyle sings on Oprah

Funny story: Susan Boyle sings on Oprah

Susan Boyle, who has over 34 million fans on YouTube, spoke to and sang for Oprah Winfrey last night. At the conclusion of the interview, she sang Summertime, from the Gershwin & Hammerstein production of Porgy and Bess. Oprah Winfrey appeared...

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Susan Boyle tossed off BGT

Funny story: Susan Boyle tossed off BGT

Overnight sensation Susan Boyle was ruled ineligible to continue in the Britain's Got Talent television show after it was learned that she was paid for her work on a charity CD. Boyle sang Cry Me a River on a 1998 CD to benefit the Foundation for...

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Paul Potts lends advice to Susan Boyle

Funny story: Paul Potts lends advice to Susan Boyle

With the release of Susan Boyle's second big hit "Cry Me a River", her potential seems boundless. We talked with the golden voiced spinster about her future and her relationship with former BGT discovery Paul Potts. Susan Boyle may have found a me...

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Ex-CIA John Brennan Heads Up New Militant Group

Emulating his hero Robespierre, a pissed-off Brennan leads a new faction of Contra-Deplorables. The goal is to execute via guillotine at CIA HQ all those who disagree with him.
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