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Funny story:  Justin Bieber Retires From Music To Become A Speck of Lint You See Left Hand Middle Of Your Laptop

Justin Bieber Retires From Music To Become A Speck of Lint You See Left Hand Middle Of Your Laptop

LOS ANGELES, CA - Justin Bieber held a press conference today to announce that he retires and will begin the New Year as a speck of lint. "But I don't want to be any speck of lint, just the speck of lint you see on the left hand side middle of yo...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber's Mom Weds Accountant From Church Of England

Justin Bieber's Mom Weds Accountant From Church Of England

LAS VEGAS, Nevada - In a secret ceremony, under the gaze of a plastic Elvis bust, Justin Bieber's mom, Pattie, 37, wed Niles Dibly, 56, an accountant who works in London for the Church of England. "Well I was travelling alone, taking in the sight...
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Funny story:  Before His Death, Actor Peter O'Toole Admitted He Couldn't Face Another Christmas Watching Lawrence Of Arabia Repeats

Before His Death, Actor Peter O'Toole Admitted He Couldn't Face Another Christmas Watching Lawrence Of Arabia Repeats

LONDON, UK - Actor Peter O'Toole admitted that he'd go mad if he had to face another Christmas watching himself in Lawrence of Arabia. "Open presents, Christmas dinner, then sit down and find the only thing on tele is Lawrence of Arabia. What kin...
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Funny story:  Mayor Rob Ford Exposed As Jamaican Rastafarian Drug Kingpin At City Hall Christmas Party

Mayor Rob Ford Exposed As Jamaican Rastafarian Drug Kingpin At City Hall Christmas Party

TORONTO, Canada - Rob Ford, Mayor of Toronto, was exposed by undercover detectives as a Jamaican drug kingpin who was thought to have died in a narc plane crash several years ago. The discovery was unhatched during a Christmas party at City Hall whic...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber To Attend Harvard Next Fall To Study Political Science Under Toronto Mayor Rob Ford

Justin Bieber To Attend Harvard Next Fall To Study Political Science Under Toronto Mayor Rob Ford

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. - Famed juvenile delinquent and pop star, Justin Bieber, has decided to hang up his diapers in order to become a full time student at Harvard beginning next fall semester. While he laments the loss of income, Mr. Bieber believes the...
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Funny story:  Monty Python Nix Plan For Qatar Stadium Show As It Looks Too Much Like A Vagina

Monty Python Nix Plan For Qatar Stadium Show As It Looks Too Much Like A Vagina

LONDON, UK - "Monty Python will not be doing a show in a building that looks like a vagina," stated producer, Eric Idle. It is thought that most of the troop had been warm to the idea, with the exception of John Cleese who is coming off his third div...
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Funny story:  Orthodox Jews Can't Find Trump Tower Entrance - Dial 911

Orthodox Jews Can't Find Trump Tower Entrance - Dial 911

NEW YORK CITY, NY - A group of orthodox Jews from Israel, in town for an arms convention and the Letterman Show, ended up calling police as they couldn't find the entrance to the Trump Tower. When S.W.A.T arrived, they found the group furiously h...
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Funny story:  Glasgow Helicopter Crash Caused By Flock Of Distraught Seagulls

Glasgow Helicopter Crash Caused By Flock Of Distraught Seagulls

GLASGOW, Scotland - A flock of seagulls, distraught over the loss of their mates to a windmill farm by hatching a plan to take out a helicopter over a popular Glasgow pub, says anthropologist and part-time crime writer, Archibald Leach, University of...
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Funny story:  Illusionist/Contortionist Disappears Up His Own Butt, Never To Be Seen From Again

Illusionist/Contortionist Disappears Up His Own Butt, Never To Be Seen From Again

BRILLIANT, Ohio - In front of a hometown live television audience, Illusionist/Contortionist, Mr. Winston Brevity, in a stellar reality performance, managed to contort himself into a pretzel and then disappear up his own butt. As advertised in th...
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Funny story:  Obama Pardons Thanksgiving Turkey And Then Apologizes For Taking Its Health Insurance Away

Obama Pardons Thanksgiving Turkey And Then Apologizes For Taking Its Health Insurance Away

WASHINGTON, DC - The official thanksgiving turkey, a Mr. Thomas Gobbler, was pardoned by President Obama before the Thanksgiving feast, and then the President, in a surprise announcement, asked forgiveness from Mr. Gobbler for having taken away his h...
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Funny story:  Cannibal Cop From Germany Blames Horse Meat Lasagna

Cannibal Cop From Germany Blames Horse Meat Lasagna

DRESDEN, Germany - A cannibal cop arrested for the killing of a man he met online is blaming his crime on the fact that he ate horse meat lasagna purchased and eaten last year and claims it gave him mad cow disease. A representative from Findus,...
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Funny story:  Barbra Streisand, Aging Songstress, Believes People Are Overrated

Barbra Streisand, Aging Songstress, Believes People Are Overrated

LOS ANGELES - Behind heavily fortified fencing and along the shark infested waters in Malibu, aging singer, Barbra Streisand, the lady that sang the phrase 'People, who need other people, are the luckiest people in the world', now believes people are...
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Funny story:  Today, In An Effort To Stem The Dubious Tide Of Climate Change

Today, In An Effort To Stem The Dubious Tide Of Climate Change

President Obama sent two B52 bombers over some tiny little islands near China and dropped some bombs. The nuclear winter they are expected to produce should last approximately 50 years. You can go back to fossil fuels now. No one should feel guil...
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Funny story:  Arctic Cold Front Freezes Most of U.S.

Arctic Cold Front Freezes Most of U.S.

ASPEN, Co. - An arctic cold front moved into most of the U.S. this weekend, cutting off global warming activists from their private jets and threatened to derail their summit for preaching sensible energy use in the cocaine tinged mountain colony of...
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Funny story:  America Has Severe Case Of Wind

America Has Severe Case Of Wind

WASHINGTON, Illinois - 53 million people in the United States were under severe weather watch as storms pounded much of the north central and eastern coastal states, brought on by the wrath of God. While under a half dozen people were thought to b...
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Funny story:  Sir Paul McCartney Has Morphed Into K.D. Lang

Sir Paul McCartney Has Morphed Into K.D. Lang

TOKYO, Japan - Currently in the midst of his 'Out There Tour', Japanese concert goers have noticed something unsettling about iconic megastar Paul McCartney's aura. With a career spanning over half a century, the permanent teenaged Mop Top seems to h...
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Funny story:  Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Illegally Reproducing Keys To The City

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Illegally Reproducing Keys To The City

(TORONTO,ON) Admitted crack user and illicit drug purchaser, Mayor Rob Ford of Toronto, has been found illegally reproducing the Keys to the City and selling them on Ebay to fund his drug use. In a tumultuous city council meeting which saw him wr...
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Funny story:  Al-Qaeda Underwear Bomber Was CIA Plant From LMFAO

Al-Qaeda Underwear Bomber Was CIA Plant From LMFAO

A suspected covert operative of al-Qaeda has been arrested before boarding a flight to London after authorities suspected that he was wearing a concealed underwear bomb; one that required no metal. The suspected operative, tentatively identified...
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John Walsh's PTSD doctor in plagiarism scandal

Army doctor filed the same medical review hundreds of times for soldiers looking to get tax free disability pay!

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