SEATTLE, WA - A 73 year-old man was arrested last night after buying a spatula at a local grocery store.
WASHINGTON - Michael Chertoff, a janitor at the Department of Homeland Security, said today that he has a "gas feeling" of a heightened threat of an attack by Al Qaeda against the US.
NEW YORK - Presidential hopeful, Congressman Ron Paul (R-TX), was called "an idiot" by Flush Dimbulb on his daily 'Excellence In Blabbermouthing' radio networks, 'The Flush Dimbuld Show.'...
WORLD NEWS - Concert goers at the 'Live Earth' shows left behind at least 1,025 tons of trash strewn about the grounds of the many venues holding the concerts. Clean-up continues at most locations, and some will be closed indefinitely.
WASHINGTON - President Bush signed another dictatorial 'Executive Directive' this morning banning the sale and possession of the trendy 'Toilet Targets' that have been popping-up in public bathrooms, sports bars, and homes across the...
WASHINGTON - After George W. Bush claimed for himself the title of "New American Dictator" in 2007, the election process in the US was changed for good, with Bush's claim to power until his death, either timely or untimely.
NEW YORK - The British musical group, the Beatles, received first-place in two categories in the latest Laramie Institute online poll conducted in June of this year.
WASHINGTON - An unusually hot and humid DC took a turn-for-the-worse earlier today at the Justice Departments Grand Jury on War Crimes proceedings involving Vice President Dick 'Bag' Cheney, and former War Czar Donny 'My Friends Call Me L...
ATLANTA, GA - A chemist with the autonomous Everyday Chemicals Lab has discovered that fluoride -- a chemical in toothpaste, mouthwash, and drinking water once thought to prevent tooth decay -- causes cavities, soft teeth, and other forms of painful...
LOS ANGELES, CA - In a month-long, nationwide poll of 1.6 million American voters, Ron Paul (R-TX) has achieved a dramatic lead among all presidential candidates in the running in both political parties.
LONGVIEW, IN - Several people were treated at area hospitals today complaining of choking, nausea, and watering-eyes after a foul stench filled the downtown streets of Longview.
WASHINGTON - Former President George W. Bush was found guilty today in the climax of the year-long "Trial of the Century" by the Military Tribunals Court.
WASHINGTON - President Bush sought medical attention last night after attempting to prepare a midnight-snack for himself.
WASHINGTON - The Capitol Building was evacuated Friday due to a "suspicious odor." Capitol police made the decision to "scram" the building at 10:15 AM after many so-called important people within the Capitol complained of a "...
CONSTITUTION, SC - Otherwise known as "Cigarette City" by its locals because of the city's ban on non-smokers in its restaurants and bars, Constitution, SC has become a haven for free-thinkers and constitutionalists from across the coun...
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