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Funny story: Moon is Definately made of Cheese Say Scientists

Moon is Definately made of Cheese Say Scientists

Scientist's today came up with the startling revelation that the moon is definitely made of cheese.
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Funny story: Tiddlywinks World Cup Comes to UK

Tiddlywinks World Cup Comes to UK

This week beings the biggest sporting event since the "pass the parcel world championships" in August. Sources say that a record number of alcohol and drugs will be consumed throughout this prestigious event including Jim Bowen's favour...
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Funny story: Ronnie Corbett Actually 7 Feet Tall

Ronnie Corbett Actually 7 Feet Tall

It was discovered today that the much disputed actual height of former comic and chimney sweep Ronnie Corbett is seven feet.
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Funny story: Electricity to be powered by O.A.P.'s

Electricity to be powered by O.A.P.'s

Today it was announced by the government that it is to cut all normal electricity supplies and instead have old men lined up on a hill in the Yorkshire dales girating simultaneously with conductors attached to their groins.
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Funny story: Waller To Be New Bond

Waller To Be New Bond

It was controversially announced today that fat former pop star and prize pig herder Rick Waller will become the new James Bond.
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Funny story: Midgets mug nun

Midgets mug nun

Today outside a shop somewhere near the sleepy town of Kunt in Germany, Northern Ireland people witnessed shocking scenes of brutal savagery as about twenty boozed up midgets waited for a nun to come out of "gangreen gary's" tattoo parl...
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Funny story: Man Breaks Neck while Eating Beans

Man Breaks Neck while Eating Beans

Last night Harold hernia 65 apparently broke his neck whilst munching on his favourite evening snack "Herbert's Bulgarian Beans" all was going swimmingly until Harold took his last bite of the rich in iron snack.
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Funny story: Tony Blair Found Squatting in Flat

Tony Blair Found Squatting in Flat

Today in rather strange circumstances ex PM Tony Blair was found squatting in an abandoned flat...
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Funny story: Shock as Celebs Found in Tinned Soup

Shock as Celebs Found in Tinned Soup

The whole of Britain woke up today in shock as the news that 90 year old hag, Mrs Mavis Crapfield, opened a tin of condensed cream of mushroom soup to find what was later discovered as Marlon Brando's hip bone.
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Funny story: Cowell to make new show

Cowell to make new show

Today it was announced that Simon Cowell's production company will make a new show entitled "Idol Bastard Idol", where wannabe contestants fight it out to be crowned worlds most idol bastard.
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Funny story: Onion kicking begins

Onion kicking begins

Today at half past Bernard, in the sleepy welsh town of Rackett begins the month long tradition of the great onion kicking festival.
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Funny story: Prescott Named Fattest

Prescott Named Fattest

Today, it was announced that deputy PM and happy shopper lard spokesman John Prescott was named "World's Fattest Northerner", beating Cyril Smith, Chubby Brown and a capsized blue whale found near Barnsley.
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Funny story: Half chicken Half cow

Half chicken Half cow

Last week, our reporter Dolph Harris went to the sleepy town of Catshite in Liverpool to find out whether or not the strange sightings of an apparent 2 ton black and white spotted chicken grazing in some fat blokes shed was real.
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Wi-Fi signal named "Al-Qaeda Free Terror Network" Results In Long Delay For Passengers At Los Angeles Airport

'Our networks are usually named as variations on: 'Moms apple pie - God Bless America,' confirmed an Al-Qaeda spokesman. 'Otherwise it would be a bit f***ing obvious.'
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