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Funny story: Harriet Harman adds rooftop toilet to her 'John' Lewis List

Harriet Harman adds rooftop toilet to her 'John' Lewis List

Fathers 4 Justice campaigners dressed as comic book superheroes are staging a a second rooftop protest at the home of Labour's deputy leader Harriet Harman, Scotland Yard said today.
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Funny story: 'Fred Flintstone' in court

'Fred Flintstone' in court

'Fred Flintstone' is in Salisbury court today accusing two fathers rights protestors of identity theft.
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Funny story: Is Prezza a rude relic?

Is Prezza a rude relic?

Semi-naked cherubs have adorned churches and places of worship for centuries but a risque carving is sure to raise eyebrows at its new home in Hull.
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Funny story: Van Drives Itself

Van Drives Itself

A white van sped off down the road without a driver after the door opened on a steep bend.
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Funny story: Breast Boosting Beer

Breast Boosting Beer

European men are flocking to Bulgaria to buy 'breast-boosting beer' after EU accession led to customs duties on the drink being abolished.
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Funny story: Gord the Bodger, Can he fix it?

Gord the Bodger, Can he fix it?

BBC TV have remade an episode of the classic kids series based on the Labour Party, aimed at young children that originally followed the adventures of an odd-job man.
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Funny story: 'Ginger Ninja' Price Harry joins Gingers 4 Justice

'Ginger Ninja' Price Harry joins Gingers 4 Justice

Rumours suggest that the 'Ginger Ninja' Price Harry is having to die his hair ginger after at outbreak of grey hair appeared on the top of his head. This has been blamed on the stress caused by being a member of the Royal family, followed aro...
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Funny story: Trade is so bad - Xmas is cancelled

Trade is so bad - Xmas is cancelled

Santa Claus is considering getting an injunction against a Gloucester village after a frustrated traders have cancelled Christmas because a road closure. The road is closed due to a landslip brought on by the summer's floods.
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Funny story: Welsh Rugby Squad's Latest Opponents

Welsh Rugby Squad's Latest Opponents

We have been given an exclusive on the Welsh Rugby teams latest opponents, Mambie and Asato the Western Lowland Gorillas from Paignton Zoo.
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Funny story: Sad news about Lager

Sad news about Lager

Yesterday scientists claimed that the results of a recent test had revealed the presence of female hormones in lager, and advised men should take a long hard look at their consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
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Funny story: Al Boredo take hostages

Al Boredo take hostages

Terrorists from the group Al Boredo fighting for longer school holidays for school teachers have kidnapped fifty 4x4 drivers from outside their school and taken them hostage.
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Funny story: Runaway cow blamed for the desecration of Glastonbury tor

Runaway cow blamed for the desecration of Glastonbury tor

The runaway cow shot by armed police in South Devon has now been blamed for the desecration of Glastonbury tor.
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Funny story: Pagans declare war on Fathers 4 Justice

Pagans declare war on Fathers 4 Justice

Tensions between members of the pagan community and leaders of lobby group Fathers 4 Justice have sparked an angry row over the desecration of two iconic monuments.
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Funny story: Devon police lawyer says cow killing was mistake, not a crime

Devon police lawyer says cow killing was mistake, not a crime

Armed police were called in to shoot a runaway cow which had got loose in South Devon.
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Funny story: Disgruntled Alien Dad Desecrates Glastonbury Tor

Disgruntled Alien Dad Desecrates Glastonbury Tor

The historic tower on Glastonbury Tor has been daubed with paint and covered with purple paint on its southern face.
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Funny story: Cerne Giant's Penis Goes Purple - 'Phantom' Claims Responsibility

Cerne Giant's Penis Goes Purple - 'Phantom' Claims Responsibility

The giant 40ft penis of the world famous Cerne Giant, in the Dorset village of Cerne Abbas has been painted purple last night according to campaign group Fathers 4 Justice (F4J).
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Funny story: Protesting without, er, protesting

Protesting without, er, protesting

Campaigners failed to stage a stunt in front of the Queen when nine arrests were made before Trooping the Colour.
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