Two American female journalists, caught illegally entering N. Korea from China, were released Tuesday after spending 4 months in a N. Korean prison. Ex-president Bill "Horndog" Clinton obtained the journalists release and obtained another 15 minutes...
In an effort to exert total control over all aspects of American life, high ranking far-left liberal members of the Obama administration and Congress are rumored to be holding secret talks among themselves regarding closing the oceans bordering the U...
(Washington) - The U.S. Supreme Court today announced it would rule on a landmark case involving the second amendment to the U.S. Constitution; the right of private citizens to bare arms ...
According to a new survey by veterinarians, dogs and cats do not enjoy being clothed in cute sweaters or jackets or pants or hats or sunglasses!...
Massachusetts Governor and GOP presidential candidate in 2008, Mitt Romney, is a very lucky man. He's handsome, he's smart, he's rich and ...
(Hollywood) - As reported earlier, Hollywood's striking writers were not picketing the day before Thanksgiving. Now, it seems that the striking writers have taken a whopping 5 days off ...
(Hollywood) - A reporter for TheSpoof.com, Andrew Lawrence, of Los Angeles, CA, was an eyewitness today to the mysterious absence of any striking writers picketing outside Universal Studios and Warner Bros Studio.
(Washington) - A new U.S. educational program was launched today, sponsored by the U.S. State Dept, offering a "Winter In Waziristan" vacation to any U.S. citizen who thinks that America sucks.
During the current OPEC meeting being held in the Middle East, the short loudmouth dictator/president of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, today called for OPEC oil producing nations to stop pricing oil in dollars and, instead, demand that the valuable blac...
(New York) - In a dire report issued today, UN scientists predicted the complete extinction of the human race in 7 years due to global warming.
In a stunning display of diplomatic chutzpah, Mexican president, Felipe Calderon, told the U.S. to stop harassing and demeaning Mexicans who illegally cross the border into the U.S.
Drivers throughout the U.S. will be celebrating the 1st annual Road Rage Day tomorrow, starting at 7:00AM local time and continuing through the evening rush hour. In anticipation of Road Rage Day drivers in major U.S. cities today were testing their...
Heiress Paris, missing for months, has reappeared back in the news, safe and sound, and protesting drunken elephants in India.
Mattel today unveiled it's newest Barbie doll - President Barbie - which looks a lot like Hillary Clinton.
(Washington) - An un-named U.S. Senator revealed that Osama Bin Laden has been captured by U.S. forces and is being held under heavy guard in a top secret U.S. location...
(Atlanta) - The State of Georgia is undergoing the worst drought in its history. The long hard drought threatens to dry up crops, dry up money and dry up people. Things are so bad that Governor Sonny Perdue last week, in desperation, called for the p...
Hollywood (November 2012) - The Hollywood writer's strike, which began 5 years ago, has now entered its 1800th day and shows no sign of ending anytime soon.
The price of oil hit $1,000 a barrel today for the first time in history, causing every nation's economy to stop dead in it's tracks as all the money in the world was suddenly sucked up by Saudi Arabia and other middle eastern oil producers.