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L.A. Bans Cars, Jails Drivers

Funny story: L.A. Bans Cars, Jails Drivers

In an effort to alleviate the worst traffic congestion in the nation, Los Angeles Mayor, Eric CarSeaty, today signed into law a ban on all cars on L.A.'s 400 square miles of freeways and streets. The "no car" law takes effect immediately and violator...

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New Weight Loss Diet Really Rocks!

Funny story: New Weight Loss Diet Really Rocks!

Two American female journalists, caught illegally entering N. Korea from China, were released Tuesday after spending 4 months in a N. Korean prison. Ex-president Bill "Horndog" Clinton obtained the journalists release and obtained another 15 minutes...

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Obama To Close Atlantic And Pacific Oceans

Funny story: Obama To Close Atlantic And Pacific Oceans

In an effort to exert total control over all aspects of American life, high ranking far-left liberal members of the Obama administration and Congress are rumored to be holding secret talks among themselves regarding closing the oceans bordering the U...

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2nd Amendment Comes Under Fire By U.S. Supreme Court

Funny story: 2nd Amendment Comes Under Fire By U.S. Supreme Court

(Washington) - The U.S. Supreme Court today announced it would rule on a landmark case involving the second amendment to the U.S. Constitution; the right of private citizens to bare arms ...

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Panting Pets Protest Petty Prettying

Funny story: Panting Pets Protest Petty Prettying

According to a new survey by veterinarians, dogs and cats do not enjoy being clothed in cute sweaters or jackets or pants or hats or sunglasses!...

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Mitt Romney's Wife Is A Hottie!

Funny story: Mitt Romney's Wife Is A Hottie!

Massachusetts Governor and GOP presidential candidate in 2008, Mitt Romney, is a very lucky man. He's handsome, he's smart, he's rich and ...

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Are Hollywood Writers On Strike Or On Vacation?

Funny story: Are Hollywood Writers On Strike Or On Vacation?

(Hollywood) - As reported earlier, Hollywood's striking writers were not picketing the day before Thanksgiving. Now, it seems that the striking writers have taken a whopping 5 days off ...

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A Writer's Strike With No Picketers?

Funny story: A Writer's Strike With No Picketers?

(Hollywood) - A reporter for TheSpoof.com, Andrew Lawrence, of Los Angeles, CA, was an eyewitness today to the mysterious absence of any striking writers picketing outside Universal Studios and Warner Bros Studio.

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U.S. To Offer 'Winter In Waziristan' Program

Funny story: U.S. To Offer 'Winter In Waziristan' Program

(Washington) - A new U.S. educational program was launched today, sponsored by the U.S. State Dept, offering a "Winter In Waziristan" vacation to any U.S. citizen who thinks that America sucks.

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Iran Wants OPEC To Dump U.S. Dollar. U.S. Wants OPEC To Dump Iran.

Funny story: Iran Wants OPEC To Dump U.S. Dollar. U.S. Wants OPEC To Dump Iran.

During the current OPEC meeting being held in the Middle East, the short loudmouth dictator/president of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, today called for OPEC oil producing nations to stop pricing oil in dollars and, instead, demand that the valuable blac...

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UN Scientists Predict Extinction Of Human Race In 7 Years

Funny story: UN Scientists Predict Extinction Of Human Race In 7 Years

(New York) - In a dire report issued today, UN scientists predicted the complete extinction of the human race in 7 years due to global warming.

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Mexico Tells U.S. To Stop Harassing Illegals

Funny story: Mexico Tells U.S. To Stop Harassing Illegals

In a stunning display of diplomatic chutzpah, Mexican president, Felipe Calderon, told the U.S. to stop harassing and demeaning Mexicans who illegally cross the border into the U.S.

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U.S. Drivers Celebrate Road Rage Day

Funny story: U.S. Drivers Celebrate Road Rage Day

Drivers throughout the U.S. will be celebrating the 1st annual Road Rage Day tomorrow, starting at 7:00AM local time and continuing through the evening rush hour. In anticipation of Road Rage Day drivers in major U.S. cities today were testing their...

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Paris Hilton Protests Drunken Elephants

Funny story: Paris Hilton Protests Drunken Elephants

Heiress Paris, missing for months, has reappeared back in the news, safe and sound, and protesting drunken elephants in India.

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Presidential Barbie - On Sale Now!

Funny story: Presidential Barbie - On Sale Now!

Mattel today unveiled it's newest Barbie doll - President Barbie - which looks a lot like Hillary Clinton.

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Osama Bin Laden Captured!

Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Captured!

(Washington) - An un-named U.S. Senator revealed that Osama Bin Laden has been captured by U.S. forces and is being held under heavy guard in a top secret U.S. location...

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Governor Of Georgia Prays For Rain; Gets Sued.

Funny story: Governor Of Georgia Prays For Rain; Gets Sued.

(Atlanta) - The State of Georgia is undergoing the worst drought in its history. The long hard drought threatens to dry up crops, dry up money and dry up people. Things are so bad that Governor Sonny Perdue last week, in desperation, called for the p...

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Writer's Strike Enters 5th Year

Funny story: Writer's Strike Enters 5th Year

Hollywood (November 2012) - The Hollywood writer's strike, which began 5 years ago, has now entered its 1800th day and shows no sign of ending anytime soon.

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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