So sad Britney Spears is being hounded to the brink of death by sick paps and pisshead hacks, The Sauce can reveal. Taking her kids away seems like the final nail in the coffin but Britney is fighting back!...
Northern Rock are going to be bailed out - by Elton John! In an eleventh hour last-ditch shock development, the Queen of Pop has agreed to not let the sun go down on the troubled mortgage giant.
Ex- Arsenal legend Thierry Henry has said that he wants to get away from everything English - including his wife!...
While sex mongoose Charlie popped out for a bit, it turns out that Big Bro twins Sam and Amanda were aching to get into some girl on girl action - with each other!...
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