Foxnews, MSNBC, CNBC, CNN, ABC, CBS, CNNHeadline News, FOX, AARP, PETA and all other news organization are reporting that Mitt Romney ate scrambled eggs for breakfast with bacon, melon, orange juice and tea.
In a surprise "off the record" press conference outside the White House this morning, President George Bush praised presidential candidate Ron Paul for being a leading Livertarian and lover of the Constitution.
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