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Green Tory Sees Red and Turns Air Blue Over Brown

Funny story: Green Tory Sees Red and Turns Air Blue Over Brown

When Tory Leader David Cameron discovered his bike had been stolen from outside his local Supermarket his reaction was shocking even to the most hardened of journalists.

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"Muslim cows" attempt to destroy British farming

Funny story: "Muslim cows" attempt to destroy British farming

The leader of the British Nationalist Party (BNP) has launched a scathing attack on what he calls the most "real and serious danger that British cows face".

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Macdonalds announce new burger

Funny story: Macdonalds announce new burger

MacDonald's has announced the launch of their new burger the "Big chav". It is hoped that this will attract a larger number of people to their restaurants to boost declining sales. They have also announced a plan to create a baby sized...

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Chav Famine Threatens Gloucestershire

Funny story: Chav Famine Threatens Gloucestershire

Following the mass floods seen in parts of Gloucestershire new fears of a mass famine affecting chavs across the county have come to light.

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Brown's Government of Talents

Funny story: Brown's Government of Talents

True to his word Prime Minister Brown has selected a government of all the talents. Following his announcement of his cabinet yesterday PM Brown detailed released details of his junior ministers. Appointment included people such as Digby Jones former...

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Right wing daily newspaper: Woman should be kept in cages

Funny story: Right wing daily newspaper: Woman should be kept in cages

In a recent radio interview the Chief Editor of a Daily right wing newspaper, stunned the DJ by claiming that women should be kept in cages. Unfortunately due to legal reasons the paper and the editor cannot be named.

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Solution to affordable housing

Funny story: Solution to affordable housing

Recent EU directives have seen the UKs used fridges and freezers stockpiled in dumps around the country. Due to potential pollution problems caused by CFCs fridge freezers have to be disposed of under strict controls, and at high costs.

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Sneaky Sneakers

Funny story: Sneaky Sneakers

A leaked CIA report has given some indication as to how Osama Bin Laden and many of his Al Qaeda associates have managed to escape from US forces around the world, "they were wearing sneakers" the report states.

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Duke of Edinburgh: "Muslims a bit funny"

Funny story: Duke of Edinburgh: "Muslims a bit funny"

In his latest interview the Duke of Edinburgh sparked controversy by claiming "Muslims are a bit funny". The Prince was being interview by the BBC about his opinions on Britishness.

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Adam and Eve? NO! Adam and Steve

Funny story: Adam and Eve? NO! Adam and Steve

A recent report from the Institute of Historical and Bibliographical Studies (I.H.B.S) has found that Eve never existed. Scientist Robert Van Vinkel has been able to develop a DNA sequence from protons and neutrons obtained from original toilet paper...

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Big Brother Racist Emily Parr Holds Rally

Funny story: Big Brother Racist Emily Parr Holds Rally

In her latest attempts to rebrand her self as a non racist, Big Brother racist Emily Parr has held a rally against racism and the slave trade.

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Tintin in coke fuelled rampage!

Funny story: Tintin in coke fuelled rampage!

The latest Tintin escapade shows the young explorer exploring more than he's used to. Since he was first introduced to the world in the early part of the 21st century he has become world famous for his daring expeditions to different parts of the...

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London Olympic Logo: Terrorism Links

Funny story: London Olympic Logo: Terrorism Links

A top secret MI5 dossier has found strong terrorist links with the London 2012 Olympics logo. The report was smuggled out of MI5 by a undercover reporter known to this reporter as agent WD40.

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Hoodies just want their mums!

Funny story: Hoodies just want their mums!

The latest report published by the Institute of Womb Studies (IWS) suggests that hooded youths are more likely to come from backgrounds where motherly love was either not available or not sufficient.

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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