CLEVELAND, OH - A new survey in this month's TIME explained that the new breed of teacher is non-existent to that of a 1950's educator. The ability to translate such languages as Ebonics, Jive, and Spanish (pending location) has been the ma...
LOS ANGELES - The results are in. After 1 day of research at the University Hospital Center of Tirana in Tirana, Albania, scientists finally discovered that due to heavy drug abuse, Brittney Murphy's acting talent has officially deceased.
LOS ANGELES - With new release of his smash hit single PopoZão topping the charts in the North Pole and Neverland, Kevin Federline has finally emerged as a force to reckon with in the music industry. His "Jamaican rump shaker" beats are su...
NEW YORK CITY - Accusations that have been buzzing owners' offices and coach's meeting rooms have finally been confirmed. This year's NFL draft has been cancelled.
BURBANK, CA - Never since Little Monsters has Howie Mandel experienced such a high degree of fame and exposure, until the ground-breaking hit reality TV game show, Let's Make a Deal.
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