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Victoria Beckham Provides the Porn

Funny story: Victoria Beckham Provides the Porn

LOS ANGELES (Calf.) -- New 'soccer' superstar David Beckham, 32, is expected to earn an estimated $250 million over the course of his 5 year contract with Galaxy L.A.

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Perez Hilton to be sworn in as Israeli President?

Funny story: Perez Hilton to be sworn in as Israeli President?

MANHATTAN (NY,NY) -- Perez Hilton is the Internet's most devilish gossip columnist and he currently resides in Manhattan with his pet poodle Mariel. His signature colors are blush and bashful. His favorite drink is a Viagra Martini, and his motto...

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Barack Obama Wants to give You a few Bucks

Funny story: Barack Obama Wants to give You a few Bucks

CAMPAIGN TRAIL (FundRaisings) -- Barack Obama called an extraordinary press conference today, in which he said that if chosen the Democrat to run for President, he wanted to give every American consumer five dollars.

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Madge gets Booty from Snooty Chow trough

Funny story: Madge gets Booty from Snooty Chow trough

WASHINGTON (D.C.) -- Swank Capitol eatery Citronella recently refused Madonna entry because she was wearing jeans. When told she was improperly dressed in jeans, said pop star snapped at the maitre d' "that her jeans were more expensive than...

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Wrongway Beckham's kick panties and bounce boobs

Funny story: Wrongway Beckham's kick panties and bounce boobs

LOS ANGELES (Calf.) -- The screaming began when Victoria Beckham, in a tight pink dress and matching handbag, tottered on to the pitch in Carson, California, for a good five minutes of trying to get a kick. "Pass it 'ere," she shouted...

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Ron Paul Dead?

Funny story: Ron Paul Dead?

WASHINGTON (Lincoln Memorial) -- Reports filtered thought today that Ron Paul had died at Green's bakehouse on Blueberry after being written about too much.

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Today the Bluebird of Happiness Flew Up it's own Butt

Funny story: Today the Bluebird of Happiness Flew Up it's own Butt

PAPUA NEW GUINEA (Umbodungo) -- In what must only be described as excessive exhilaration, today a Bluebird of Happiness (BBOH) disappeared up it's own butt. In fact, Bluebirds of Happiness everywhere are being reported as flying up their own but...

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Phil Spector's Hair Scared of Guilty Verdict

Funny story: Phil Spector's Hair Scared of Guilty Verdict

DISTRICT COURT (L.A.) -- Legendary music producer (Wall of Sound) Phil Spector's hair is looking more and more frightened as his murder trial proceeds.

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Paul McCartney to be Beat Bobby in N. Ireland

Funny story: Paul McCartney to be Beat Bobby in N. Ireland

LONDON (Outside the Windmill) -- Sir Paul McCartney today told a mass media scrum that he had thrown all his bass guitars in the Thames. "Except one 12-string," Sir Paul said, "that I'm keeping to play Irish lullaby's in Belfas...

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Français Govt. in Indigné Uproar over Tour de France

Funny story: Français Govt. in Indigné Uproar over Tour de France

FRANCE (Le spit on use, Englise dogs) -- Tour de France riders in the peloton are speaking in English! Ces chiens.

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Dick becomes Squiggle on Net

Funny story: Dick becomes Squiggle on Net

WORLDFORUMS (Admin) - It's official! Dick becomes a squiggle on 94% of Internet forums. So if your name is Dick Smith, you'll forever be known as #@%!$ Smith. Censorship at work -- too right.

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Paris Hilton to be Flying Nun

Funny story: Paris Hilton to be Flying Nun

HOLLYWOOD (Burbank) * EXCLUSIVE * -- Paris Hilton is to take on the part of the Flying Nun, in a Remake of the old Sally Field series. Sally Field, now appearing in Brothers and Sisters, will guest as Mother Superior.

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Speed of Light Captured

Funny story: Speed of Light Captured

LOS ALMOST (NM.) -- Today at the Top Secret spreadable condiments facility, scientists made an incredible breakthrough. Doctors Chorizos Zambesi and Milo Oelschlager claim, they have captured, for the first time -- THE SPEED OF LIGHT.

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Paris Hilton Get-Out-Of-Jail was Jean Pitch

Funny story: Paris Hilton Get-Out-Of-Jail was Jean Pitch

SAN FRANCISCO (Calf.) -- Paris Hilton may not be the dilly dilly dolly dolly air-ess we all so photograph so much.

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Megan Fox - Dope on a one-way ticket to Palooka-ville!

Funny story: Megan Fox - Dope on a one-way ticket to Palooka-ville!

HOLLYWOODLAND (The Studios) -- Transformers star Megan Fox should have kept her mouth shut and now has a lot of enemies in Hollywood, a place she said is full of cocaine abusers. She's been sent to Oblivion (Ari.).

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Mindfreak Angel can't make Wife Disappear

Funny story: Mindfreak Angel can't make Wife Disappear

ATLANTIC CITY (NJ.) -- Despite going "abracadabra, abracadabra, abracadabra!", trouble and strife, Mindfreak star Criss Angel can't make wife of 5-years disappear. So, he can't be an engaged Minnie Driver (car or actress!) around t...

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British PM Gordon Brown registers in Wales as Smith

Funny story: British PM Gordon Brown registers in Wales as Smith

CARMARTHENSHIRE (Llandovery) - Gerald and Sylvia Pritchard have lived in Llandovery all their lives and swear they saw British Prime Minister Gordon Brown register at The New White Lion yesterday.

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Robbie McEwen's Tour stage 1 win accredited to Tahitian Noni Juice intake

Funny story: Robbie McEwen's Tour stage 1 win accredited to Tahitian Noni Juice intake

BELGIQUE (Gand) -- Champion Tour de France sprinter Robbie McEwen (Predictor) said today that his energy spurts come from drinking Tahitian Noni Juice. And on stage 2 of the Tour, someone stole his canteen full of the stuff. "I wonder who that...

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Ex-CIA John Brennan Heads Up New Militant Group

Emulating his hero Robespierre, a pissed-off Brennan leads a new faction of Contra-Deplorables. The goal is to execute via guillotine at CIA HQ all those who disagree with him.
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