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Petrol to hit record highs

Funny story: Petrol to hit record highs

Solihull, Tuesday - Anti-car weirdos were given reason to cheer Tuesday morning after it was revealed petrol prices are due to soar to £1.99 a litre by the end of this month (March 2010). The alarming decline in the value of the pound (now officia...

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PM Brown relieved of duties

Funny story: PM Brown relieved of duties

PM Brown was sensationally relieved of his duties by the (Hull City) Labour Party (FC) on Monday morning following his outrageous outburst against the strike action of British Airways staff over the weekend. It has been suggested by sources close...

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Salary Cap to "destroy Premier League"

Funny story: Salary Cap to "destroy Premier League"

Norwich - Radical plans to overhaul the pay of Premier League footballers were announced Monday by Chief Executive Lord Peter Scudamore. "We are committed to ensuring that: our fans get value for money; our players are paid according to what their...

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Lottery funding for army veterans

Funny story: Lottery funding for army veterans

London - There was some cheer for Army veterans early Monday morning when the Big Lottery Fund announced it will be launching its "Forces In Mind" programme later this month, with an initial kitty of £35m. The programme has been designed to help A...

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Economy 'to grow slower in 2011'

Funny story: Economy 'to grow slower in 2011'

London - A leading business group, the British Chambers of Commerce (the BCC for short), issued a stark warning Sunday following the UK's weak exit from recession. Spokesman Jeremy Idle told reporters outside his house that the UK's tallest busine...

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ITV and the BBC - it's war!

Funny story: ITV and the BBC - it's war!

London, Tuesday - The BBC today announced their autumn schedule, which includes, according to Director General Greg Karpitt-Muntcher, a "brand new concept in reality television".

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Exposed! Jailbird Paris Stuffs Pussy

Funny story: Exposed! Jailbird Paris Stuffs Pussy

LA, Monday - Troubled heiress Paris Hilton's stay in prison took an unexpected twist in the early hours of Monday morning.

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MP in call for Speed Camera "Cull"

Funny story: MP in call for Speed Camera "Cull"

London, Monday - Conservative MP, and shadow Transport secretary, Cameron David has called for a "cull" of speed cameras on UK roads following figures released on Monday morning.

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Murray and Federer Pull Out Of Wimbledon

Funny story: Murray and Federer Pull Out Of Wimbledon

London, Friday - The tennis world was left reeling from revelations from the camps of both Andy Murray and Roger Federer on Friday.

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Prisoners in £2.5m payout

Funny story: Prisoners in £2.5m payout

London, Friday - You could be forgiven for thinking, reading the above headline, that a lottery syndicate (of prisoners) has scooped the midweek jackpot, but nothing could be further from the truth.

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Barrymore and two others arrested

Funny story: Barrymore and two others arrested

Thursday, Essex - Police have arrested television personality Michael Barrymore at his home, according to a statement by Essex Police on Thursday.

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Sir Alan Defends Interview Techniques

Funny story: Sir Alan Defends Interview Techniques

London, Wednesday - Ahead of tonight's final of "The Apprentice" airing on BBC1 at 9pm, Sir Alan Sugar has spoken out against the critics of his and his associates' interview approach.

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Judge denies flashing at commuter

Funny story: Judge denies flashing at commuter

London, Tuesday - One of the UK's top and most respected judges, Sir Richard Stephens, strenuously denied "flashing" at a young female commuter in court on Tuesday.

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Hirst reveals reality plans

Funny story: Hirst reveals reality plans

London, Sunday - Controversial artist Damien Hirst has revealed plans for a new reality TV show at the unveiling of his latest controversial masterpiece, a diamond human skull.

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Britons think bacon comes from humans

Funny story: Britons think bacon comes from humans

It emerged on Friday that over 53% of Britons (53.01% to be exact) believe that the contents of their morning fry-up, except the fried bread, come from recently deceased human beings.

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Fertility rate at 26-year high

Funny story: Fertility rate at 26-year high

London, Thursday - The fertility rate in the UK is at its highest rate for 26 years, with more and more women having babies in their late 30s and early 40s.

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Djokovic charges into semi

Funny story: Djokovic charges into semi

Wimbledon, Wednesday - Novak Djokovic, the sixth seed in this year's French Open men's singles, produced some of the best tennis seen at this year's tournament to see off the brave challenge of Igor Andreev in the quarter finals.

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William and Harry deeply distressed over photos

Funny story: William and Harry deeply distressed over photos

Channel 4 have confirmed that they will be showing photographs of Princess Diana's death, but that is of little interest to her sons, Their Royal Highnesses William and Harry.

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Breaking news…

Putin Hacked The Emmys

NBC, ABC, and CBS all claim that Russian President Putin hacked the Emmy Award computers, to explain how unknown, barely-viewed shows on Netflix and HBO could win so many awards.
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