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Fat People Rise Up in Fury at Fat People Jokes

Funny story: Fat People Rise Up in Fury at Fat People Jokes

FALMOUTH, MA - 19/06/07. Fatties across the world have risen up in anger at the constant jokes made about their chunky stature. The wobbly food scoffers have put down their KFC buckets to speak out against the humour often aimed at their lardy bellie...

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Falconer Releases Goldilock's Murderers

Funny story: Falconer Releases Goldilock's Murderers

London, UK - 19/06/2007. Lord Falconer today confirmed that the notorious Bear Family would be released from Prison early under new guidelines.

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Prescott Severs Deal with Burger King

Funny story: Prescott Severs Deal with Burger King

Hull, UK - 19/06/07. Burger King shares plummetted today with the news that John Prescott had cancelled the long-standing contract to supply food to Prescott Manor.

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Lord Coe to Ban People with Pubic Hair From Watching Olympics!

Funny story: Lord Coe to Ban People with Pubic Hair From Watching Olympics!

HACKNEY, LONDON - 08/06/07. Lord Coe today continued to anger sports fans by calling for anyone under the age of 11 to be banned from watching any olympic event.

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World of Warcraft Player Loses Virginity - In Real World!

Funny story: World of Warcraft Player Loses Virginity - In Real World!

FALMOUTH, MA - 08/06/07. Players of Blizzard's popular online game, "World of Warcraft" were today reeling from the news that one of their brethren had lost their virginity - in the real world.

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George W. Bush to Direct Episode of Jericho Season 2

Funny story: George W. Bush to Direct Episode of Jericho Season 2

FALMOUTH, MA - 07/06/07 - President of the United States of America, George W. Bush today declared that he was to direct an episode of the recently renewed Season 2 of CBS' post-apocalypic drama, Jericho.

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Dr. John Reid Admits To Being Mystery "Hetero Male" Viewer of BBC's "Any Dream Will Do"

Funny story: Dr. John Reid Admits To Being Mystery "Hetero Male" Viewer of BBC's "Any Dream Will Do"

LIVERPOOL, UK - 06/06/07. At GayCon UK, the UK's premiere Gay Conference, guest speaker and affirmed "pink-potter" Dr. John Reid today confirmed that he was the mystery "Hetero Male" viewer of BBC's acclaimed pansy singing...

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Brown Pledges Millions for Muslim Clown School

Funny story: Brown Pledges Millions for Muslim Clown School

BRADFORD, UK - 05/06/07. In another gesture of celebrating diversity, Prime Minister in Waiting, Gordon Brown today pledged £5 million to create the UK's first Muslim Clown School.

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XBox 360 Semen Protector - Inventor talks!

Funny story: XBox 360 Semen Protector - Inventor talks!

CAMBRIDGE, UK - 04/06/07. When Professor Masterton Lovecraft walked in on his son, Marmalade, he was shocked at what he found. Thinking that the grunting noises coming from his son's bedroom were that from Microsoft's mega-hit "Gears of...

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Kermit kidnapped by French Terrorists

Funny story: Kermit kidnapped by French Terrorists

PARIS, FRANCE - 04/06/07. Muppet fans around the world were shocked today to learn that Hollywood legend, Kermit the Frog has been kidnapped by French Terrorist Group, Grenouilles Sans Crainte (Frogs Without Fear). At this current time, no ransom dem...

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Coe spills beans on Olympic Mascot

Funny story: Coe spills beans on Olympic Mascot

LONDON, UK - 4/6/07 - Lord Coe, ebullient with the success of the 2012 Olympic Logo, today showed this lucky reporter a sneak preview of the Olympic's mascot - Fingy the Finger.

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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