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Telstra apologises to Warne and Beckham over text messaging mixup

Funny story: Telstra apologises to Warne and Beckham over text messaging mixup

Telstra (Australia) has issued an unreserved apology to both Shane Warne and David Beckham after it was revelled that arising from a packet switching error in their network the two sports stars have been unknowingly sending each other x rated text m...

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Blair holds head high after Bush's balls comments

Responding to revelations in a new political blockbuster 'Plan of Attack' that George Bush is mightily impressed with Tony Blairs testicles, the British Prime Minister confirmed today during question time in parliament that indeed his balls a...

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Bush administration targets Middle Earth

State Dept. Officials have issued a warning against visiting Middle Earth and imposed strict new VISA requirements on hobbits and unemployed new Zealand film extras wishing to enter the US.

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Search continues for Steve Irwin's son

Teams of police and volunteers continued their pain staking search yesterday along the crocodile infested banks of northern Australia's South Alligator River for Steve Irwin's one month old son following a bizarre water skiing accident.

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Palestinian pole vaulter added to team for Athens

Ibraham Meir has been added to the three man Palestinian team for the Athens Olympics after being spotted pole vaulting a perimeter fence on the outskirts of Jerusalem yesterday.

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Michael Jackson announces plans for reality TV series

Michael Jackson yesterday announced plans for his own reality TV show . The new series which already has an archive of footage shot over the past 14 years will screen on Cables XXX Uncensored channel next summer. The first series will feature guest...

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Not the surface of Mars just the outback

Funny story: Not the surface of Mars just the outback

It may look like a photograph of Mars taken 170 million kilometres away by NASA's Mars rover Spirit but this rusty, rocky landscape is actually a holiday snap from Australia's outback.

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Bush claims Mars oil fields for America

Funny story: Bush claims Mars oil fields for America

NASA officials have admitted that finding evidence of water is not the primary goal of the latest mission to Mars.

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Australian PM John Howard denies indecent act at the Sydney Cricket Ground

Australian Prime Minister, Mr John Howard, strenuously denied allegations yesterday that he has acted improperly. He maintains that his feelings towards former Australian cricket captain, Steve Waugh, are in no way improper.

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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