Scientists and Anhropologists the world over were last night stuned to hear of a previously unheard of Amazonian tribe who were fluent in Cockeny Rhyming Slang, the sublanguage prevalent in London's "east end".
The Catholic Church was last night slammed by critics after announcing its plans to make many of its most revered religious artefacts available for purchase in supermarkets the length and breadth of the country.
The first ever Axis Of Evil games began last night in Tehran, with a stunning opening ceremony that concluded with the burning of the American flag.
Millionaire Author JK Rowling shocked fans last night by announcing her plans to "Sex Up" her award winning Harry Potter series.
The troubled Latin American country of Colombia was left last night in a state of disarray as a small Dairy cow, born in the Channel Islands, lead a successful Military Coup, deposing of the current leader.
British MP's were left reeling today after Tony Blair, current Prime Minister of the UK, announced major shake ups were on their way for the forthcoming elections.