Afghan President Hamid Karzai said Monday, in a joint press conference with still President George Bush that he is working to root the Taliban from their mountain hideouts. The press conference was held at President Bush's mountain hideout Camp...
NASA officials are investigating reports that astronauts were allowed to fly shortly after drinking alcohol and after officials were warned that they were inebriated and were flight risks.
The Mall of America in Minneapolis Minnesota has joined other malls across the country in barring Seniors unless they are accompanied by a teenager.
Pope Benedict XVI has named Arizona Senator John McCain the patron saint of lost causes.
The amount of good that the Live Earth concerts achieved has been offset by the amount of non-renewable energy used to keep the geratic performers satisfied.
The terrorist group Al-Qaeda announced today that after several-failed attacks in the United Kingdom it had fired Osama Bin Laden as its manager.
While many people across the country are outraged at President Bush's commuting the sentence of Scooter Libby those in Washington blame Vice President Dick Cheney for fooling the gullible President.
Actor Isaiah Washington, fired from "Grey Anatomy for making homosexual slurs, has been hired by Hamas run Aqsa TV to replace recently martyred mouse character Farfour on "Pioneer of Tomorrow."...
The I-Phone has quickly become a hot selling item among consumers this weekend with its multiple functions and uses. Tony Duarte of Pittsburgh said: "I don't know how to make a phone call with the thing."...
The Commonwealth of Massachusetts is reporting that a recent influx of beaver in the state has caused hardships for many residents.
The United States Supreme Court, in a 5-4 vote, declared that Bong hits for Jesus were illegal.
A Melbourne man who was caught by his girl friend masturbating in front of her two young children was stabbed twice by the woman, but refused to relinquish his grip on his mighty sword.
A thirteen-year-old Virginia boy has been suspended from school for hugging his girl friend in the school cafeteria, a violation of the school's no touching rule.
According a recent report in the "New England Journal of Medicine" more people have been killed at beaches by sand holes than by sharks.
New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg withdrew from the Republican Party yesterday causing the unsatisfied Party to slam its palm on the headboard, fumble in the nightstand for batteries, and disappear into the bathroom.
The number of circumcisions in the United States have been sharply clipped away and now their length is shorter than at previous levels.
Hundreds of television critics and millions of Americans sat in front of black television screens at 9:00 on Sunday to follow the continuing saga of "The Sopranos."...
Millions of Americans called their cable companies Friday morning to complain that just before Bob Barker declared the winner of the Showcase Showdown their screens went to black and ten seconds later the credits rolled to a black backdrop.
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