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Funny story: Bush Karzai agree to keep hiding

Bush Karzai agree to keep hiding

Afghan President Hamid Karzai said Monday, in a joint press conference with still President George Bush that he is working to root the Taliban from their mountain hideouts. The press conference was held at President Bush's mountain hideout Camp...
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Funny story: NASA Officials Investigating Drunk Astronauts

NASA Officials Investigating Drunk Astronauts

NASA officials are investigating reports that astronauts were allowed to fly shortly after drinking alcohol and after officials were warned that they were inebriated and were flight risks.
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Funny story: Malls Bar Seniors Unless Accompanied By a Teen

Malls Bar Seniors Unless Accompanied By a Teen

The Mall of America in Minneapolis Minnesota has joined other malls across the country in barring Seniors unless they are accompanied by a teenager.
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Funny story: Pope Names McCain Patron Saint of Lost Causes

Pope Names McCain Patron Saint of Lost Causes

Pope Benedict XVI has named Arizona Senator John McCain the patron saint of lost causes.
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Funny story: Geratic Performers Drain Live Earth

Geratic Performers Drain Live Earth

The amount of good that the Live Earth concerts achieved has been offset by the amount of non-renewable energy used to keep the geratic performers satisfied.
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Funny story: Al-Qaeda Fires Bin-Laden, Courts Cheney

Al-Qaeda Fires Bin-Laden, Courts Cheney

The terrorist group Al-Qaeda announced today that after several-failed attacks in the United Kingdom it had fired Osama Bin Laden as its manager.
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Funny story: Commuting or Conjugal? Confused Pimp Daddy Bush Frees Libby

Commuting or Conjugal? Confused Pimp Daddy Bush Frees Libby

While many people across the country are outraged at President Bush's commuting the sentence of Scooter Libby those in Washington blame Vice President Dick Cheney for fooling the gullible President.
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Funny story: Isaiah Washington to Replace Farfour on Hamas TV

Isaiah Washington to Replace Farfour on Hamas TV

Actor Isaiah Washington, fired from "Grey Anatomy for making homosexual slurs, has been hired by Hamas run Aqsa TV to replace recently martyred mouse character Farfour on "Pioneer of Tomorrow."...
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Funny story: I Phone Can't Hear You Now

I Phone Can't Hear You Now

The I-Phone has quickly become a hot selling item among consumers this weekend with its multiple functions and uses. Tony Duarte of Pittsburgh said: "I don't know how to make a phone call with the thing."...
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Funny story: Lonely Beavers Stuck in Gay Massachusetts

Lonely Beavers Stuck in Gay Massachusetts

The Commonwealth of Massachusetts is reporting that a recent influx of beaver in the state has caused hardships for many residents.
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Funny story: US Supreme Court Denies Bong Hits for Jesus: Jesus Pissed

US Supreme Court Denies Bong Hits for Jesus: Jesus Pissed

The United States Supreme Court, in a 5-4 vote, declared that Bong hits for Jesus were illegal.
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Funny story: Maturbating Melbourne Man Gets Stabbed, Keeps it Up

Maturbating Melbourne Man Gets Stabbed, Keeps it Up

A Melbourne man who was caught by his girl friend masturbating in front of her two young children was stabbed twice by the woman, but refused to relinquish his grip on his mighty sword.
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Funny story: 13 Year Old Virginia Boy's Hugging Leads to Suspension

13 Year Old Virginia Boy's Hugging Leads to Suspension

A thirteen-year-old Virginia boy has been suspended from school for hugging his girl friend in the school cafeteria, a violation of the school's no touching rule.
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Funny story: Beware of Deadly Beach Sand Holes

Beware of Deadly Beach Sand Holes

According a recent report in the "New England Journal of Medicine" more people have been killed at beaches by sand holes than by sharks.
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Funny story: Bloomberg's Withdrawl Leaves Republicans With No Satisfaction

Bloomberg's Withdrawl Leaves Republicans With No Satisfaction

New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg withdrew from the Republican Party yesterday causing the unsatisfied Party to slam its palm on the headboard, fumble in the nightstand for batteries, and disappear into the bathroom.
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Funny story: US Circumcisions Drop Off: Foreskin Shortage Feared

US Circumcisions Drop Off: Foreskin Shortage Feared

The number of circumcisions in the United States have been sharply clipped away and now their length is shorter than at previous levels.
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Funny story: Soprano Fans Watch Blank Screen: Think It's the Show

Soprano Fans Watch Blank Screen: Think It's the Show

Hundreds of television critics and millions of Americans sat in front of black television screens at 9:00 on Sunday to follow the continuing saga of "The Sopranos."...
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Funny story: Fade to Black Ending Frustrates Price is Right Fans

Fade to Black Ending Frustrates Price is Right Fans

Millions of Americans called their cable companies Friday morning to complain that just before Bob Barker declared the winner of the Showcase Showdown their screens went to black and ten seconds later the credits rolled to a black backdrop.
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Teachers sentenced for sex with students

A former female high school teacher received six months in jail for having sex with a male student, while a male teacher at the same school received a six-year sentence for bedding a coed pupil.

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