Showing:

Showing stories written by Salsero Blanco

Try another search?

Showing page 1 (of 1 pages)
Funny story: Eurozone Leaders Agree to Stake Bailout on Soccer Final

Eurozone Leaders Agree to Stake Bailout on Soccer Final

In an effort to promote this weekend's European Championships between Spain and Italy, UEFA has struck a deal with the European Central Bank whereby immediately following the conclusion of this Sunday's match, the sovereign debt of the winning countr...
View 'Eurozone Leaders Agree to Stake Bailout on Soccer Final'
Funny story: Bloomberg to Set Sights on Little Italy in Anti-Obesity Campaign

Bloomberg to Set Sights on Little Italy in Anti-Obesity Campaign

After easily pushing through his ban on sugar sodas as part of his War on Obesity, New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg is now considering closing down the popular restaurant district of Little Italy. Bloomberg claims the historic area's regula...
View 'Bloomberg to Set Sights on Little Italy in Anti-Obesity Campaign'
Funny story: Bernanke Finally Admits He Has "No Clue" About U.S. Economy

Bernanke Finally Admits He Has "No Clue" About U.S. Economy

After sixteen consecutive quarters of shockingly incorrect calls on the state of U.S. economy, Chairman of the Federal Reserve Ben Bernanke said this week's press conference would be his final sorry attempt at making predictions about the financial d...
View 'Bernanke Finally Admits He Has "No Clue" About U.S. Economy'
Funny story: MIT Blackjack Team Breaks Bank with Opposite-of-Bernanke Fund

MIT Blackjack Team Breaks Bank with Opposite-of-Bernanke Fund

Using the same types of probability calculations that they once used to beat Las Vegas, the MIT Blackjack Team has now taken on Wall Street with more resounding success. The team's blackjack operation made famous in the book "Bringing Down the H...
View 'MIT Blackjack Team Breaks Bank with Opposite-of-Bernanke Fund'
Funny story: Texans Hope Paul Can Restore State's Reputation After Bush Fiasco

Texans Hope Paul Can Restore State's Reputation After Bush Fiasco

It was once a state whose residents considered themselves Texans first and Americans second. It was big oil, big money, big hats and most of all big Texas pride.
View 'Texans Hope Paul Can Restore State's Reputation After Bush Fiasco'
Funny story: Salvation Army No Longer Accepting Donations with NYPD/FDNY Logos

Salvation Army No Longer Accepting Donations with NYPD/FDNY Logos

Due to a deluge of unwanted hats and t-shirts with the NYPD and FDNY markings, the Salvation Army said they are no longer accepting these items at their nationwide collection centers.
View 'Salvation Army No Longer Accepting Donations with NYPD/FDNY Logos'
Funny story: Study Finds Americans Have Inexplicable Attraction to Luggage Carousels

Study Finds Americans Have Inexplicable Attraction to Luggage Carousels

A study by the Feudal Aviation Administration (FAA) shows Americans cannot keep themselves from standing as close to luggage carousels as humanly possible despite the obvious dangers and impracticality.
View 'Study Finds Americans Have Inexplicable Attraction to Luggage Carousels'
Funny story: Media Producing Mixed Messages on Ron Paul; Voters Confused

Media Producing Mixed Messages on Ron Paul; Voters Confused

With interest in the presidential primaries heating up among the electorate, television viewers are tuning in the major news networks to find out which candidate the media has chosen for them to vote for in the presidential primaries. However, more...
View 'Media Producing Mixed Messages on Ron Paul; Voters Confused'
Funny story: Democrats Plan To Disband If Republicans Win in '08

Democrats Plan To Disband If Republicans Win in '08

Democratic leaders released a statement today stating that if they should lose the presidential election in 2008, they will break up the party and move into other lines of work.
View 'Democrats Plan To Disband If Republicans Win in '08'
Funny story: ExxonMobil to buy US Military for $100 Million-trillion

ExxonMobil to buy US Military for $100 Million-trillion

Oil giant ExxonMobil has agreed to purchase the United States Military for $100 Million-trillion in a combined cash and stock purchase.
View 'ExxonMobil to buy US Military for $100 Million-trillion'
Funny story: Corporate Bidders to Replace Popular Vote in Congressional Elections

Corporate Bidders to Replace Popular Vote in Congressional Elections

Congress has proposed a novel new program which promises to eliminate the National Debt and save Social Security all in one fell swoop.
View 'Corporate Bidders to Replace Popular Vote in Congressional Elections'
Funny story: Media Conglomerates to Replace States in Electoral College

Media Conglomerates to Replace States in Electoral College

The Senate announced today that it passed a bipartisan Election Reform Bill with unanimous support. The new bill rules that the five biggest international media corporations will replace the fifty states in the electoral college which selects the Un...
View 'Media Conglomerates to Replace States in Electoral College'
Funny story: Screenwriters Publish Annual List of Morally Safe Stereotypes

Screenwriters Publish Annual List of Morally Safe Stereotypes

The Anonymous Screenwriters Organisation has released its official list of Politically Correct Stereotypes for the 2008 season. President Sam S. Samson said that it is a difficult, but necessary process.
View 'Screenwriters Publish Annual List of Morally Safe Stereotypes'
Funny story: Giuliani Declares "Four More Years!" as Official Campaign Slogan.

Giuliani Declares "Four More Years!" as Official Campaign Slogan.

NEW YORK - In its most recent press release, the Giuliani camp has announced that it will be using the tag line "Four More Years!" as its primary slogan for the remainder of the 2008 presidential race.
View 'Giuliani Declares "Four More Years!" as Official Campaign Slogan.'
Funny story: Giuliani Recommends Orwell's "1984" as Blueprint for Future

Giuliani Recommends Orwell's "1984" as Blueprint for Future

Iowa City, Iowa - While campaigning to a group of college students in America's Heartland, Republican Presidential hopeful Rudy Giuliani told the audience to re-read George Orwell's classic "1984" to get an idea of what this country...
View 'Giuliani Recommends Orwell's "1984" as Blueprint for Future'

Showing page 1 (of 1 pages)
Breaking News...

George Zimmerman On His Way To Ferguson to Help Darren Wilson

George Zimmerman, who got off on shooting Trayvon Martin in stand your ground Florida, has announced he is on his way to help Darren Wilson, the Missouri cop who shot Michael Brown.

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 5 multiplied by 3?

9 20 15 19


Go to top