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House Pets, Ducks, Targeted by Cheney; "Spot" the Dog is Executed!

The deadly dog, cat and mouse game with the Taliban and Al Qaeda in America has literally hit home in America.

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Three-Way Weddings OK'd In Vegas, Reno and Tahoe

Funny story: Three-Way Weddings OK'd In Vegas, Reno and Tahoe

Girl, Girl, boy; Girl, boy; Boy; Boy, boy girl; Girl, girl, girl.

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Satan Says: "Sin Away" Your Souls are Safe; Hell is Filled to the top!

Funny story: Satan Says: "Sin Away" Your Souls are Safe; Hell is Filled to the top!

A collective sigh of relief was experienced by the world's faithful Tuesday when The Devil told a group of Christians gathered for a religious symposium in New Orleans that Hell is overflowing -- the Ten Commandments are null and void-- And, in t...

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E-Mail, Spam, Dogs and Anthrax, Uncle Sam Will Close Post Offices

There was a red, white and blue mailbox on nearly every corner of town. Junk mail was delivered twice a day to your doorstep and you didn't need to be a registered postal worker to carry a hand-gun (I'm going somewhere with this, trust me).

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Sensitive Clandestine Reports Finally Revealed: Bush Was Secret Pilot in Alabama 'Nam War

Undisclosed Mountain, Colorado -- Service records of President George W. Bush released here today indicate that his infamous mystery-missing-year (1972-73), was spent in covert service for the Alabama Air National Guard -- And in-fact helped e...

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Right Breast Spotted at Half-time -- Left Pup a No-Show at Super Bowl!

Funny story: Right Breast Spotted at Half-time -- Left Pup a No-Show at Super Bowl!

Tits Have a History of Exposure!...

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Yanks Liberate Cuba!

Funny story: Yanks Liberate Cuba!

Key West, Florida  - A flotilla of battleships including the U.S. Navy nuclear powered Aircraft Carrier "Admiral Grimace," 100,000 war-seasoned U.S. Marines, Air-Force bombers and a combined strike-force of thousands of "sp...

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McDonald's Retire Ronald's Number Burger Battles Blur Businesses

Funny story: McDonald's Retire Ronald's Number Burger Battles Blur Businesses

The Happy-Meal smile is a thing of the past, salty french-fries are off the menu, and if your server forgets their hair-net or your sales receipt, step-up in line for a free dinner! Welcome to the newest reincarnation in eating -- this is not your g...

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Oprah Signed to Catch for the CUBS; Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld at Third

Celebrity baseball -- they said it would never happen in the NL Central -- but the Chicago CUBS challenged history again Tuesday when they hired one of America's biggest TV talk-show superstars -- Oprah Winfrey -- to a two-year, $525-million con...

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Sputnik-1: "Mars Probe Makes Me See Red Over and Over Again"

"We were winning the race for space but we got side-lined by politics," said former Russian space satellite, Vladimir "Sputnik-1"Goloavejacik. "We really had the fast-lane on that project -- we just seemed to get our wires c...

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U.S. Wins War on Drugs

Funny story: U.S. Wins War on Drugs

Columbia to be 51st State in Union...

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Disney Will Shutter Florida Theme Park and Resorts;

Funny story: Disney Will Shutter Florida Theme Park and Resorts;

When he established his mega-entertainment empire more than sixty years ago, entrepreneur Walt Disney told his closest associates that, "it was always all about the mouse." And today the "Mouse's House," a seven-hundred thousa...

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Discount Terrorist-Backed Airline: Osama Air!

Funny story: Discount Terrorist-Backed Airline: Osama Air!

New airlines boasts first full flight crews trained entirely on Microsoft Flight Simulator!...

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John Paul Inks Deal for "Pop Pope Picks"

Funny story: John Paul Inks Deal for "Pop Pope Picks"

Ebert will be taking over Catholic Church; John Paul will Air Weekly Movie Review Show Complete with Vatican Munchies Suggestions.

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Big Foot Apologizes For California Fires

Big Foot has broken his silence, and apologized for not raking the leaves of the California forests like he was supposed to, which led to all the fires, according to the President.
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