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Funny story: House Pets, Ducks, Targeted by Cheney; "Spot" the Dog is Executed!

House Pets, Ducks, Targeted by Cheney; "Spot" the Dog is Executed!

The deadly dog, cat and mouse game with the Taliban and Al Qaeda in America has literally hit home in America.
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Funny story: Three-Way Weddings OK'd In Vegas, Reno and Tahoe

Three-Way Weddings OK'd In Vegas, Reno and Tahoe

Girl, Girl, boy; Girl, boy; Boy; Boy, boy girl; Girl, girl, girl.
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Funny story: Satan Says: "Sin Away" Your Souls are Safe; Hell is Filled to the top!

Satan Says: "Sin Away" Your Souls are Safe; Hell is Filled to the top!

A collective sigh of relief was experienced by the world's faithful Tuesday when The Devil told a group of Christians gathered for a religious symposium in New Orleans that Hell is overflowing -- the Ten Commandments are null and void-- And, in t...
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Funny story: E-Mail, Spam, Dogs and Anthrax, Uncle Sam Will Close Post Offices

E-Mail, Spam, Dogs and Anthrax, Uncle Sam Will Close Post Offices

There was a red, white and blue mailbox on nearly every corner of town. Junk mail was delivered twice a day to your doorstep and you didn't need to be a registered postal worker to carry a hand-gun (I'm going somewhere with this, trust me).
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Funny story: Sensitive Clandestine Reports Finally Revealed: Bush Was Secret Pilot in Alabama 'Nam War

Sensitive Clandestine Reports Finally Revealed: Bush Was Secret Pilot in Alabama 'Nam War

Undisclosed Mountain, Colorado -- Service records of President George W. Bush released here today indicate that his infamous mystery-missing-year (1972-73), was spent in covert service for the Alabama Air National Guard -- And in-fact helped e...
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Funny story: Yanks Liberate Cuba!

Yanks Liberate Cuba!

Key West, Florida  - A flotilla of battleships including the U.S. Navy nuclear powered Aircraft Carrier "Admiral Grimace," 100,000 war-seasoned U.S. Marines, Air-Force bombers and a combined strike-force of thousands of "sp...
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Funny story: McDonald's Retire Ronald's Number Burger Battles Blur Businesses

McDonald's Retire Ronald's Number Burger Battles Blur Businesses

The Happy-Meal smile is a thing of the past, salty french-fries are off the menu, and if your server forgets their hair-net or your sales receipt, step-up in line for a free dinner! Welcome to the newest reincarnation in eating -- this is not your g...
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Funny story: Oprah Signed to Catch for the CUBS; Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld at Third

Oprah Signed to Catch for the CUBS; Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld at Third

Celebrity baseball -- they said it would never happen in the NL Central -- but the Chicago CUBS challenged history again Tuesday when they hired one of America's biggest TV talk-show superstars -- Oprah Winfrey -- to a two-year, $525-million con...
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Funny story: Sputnik-1: "Mars Probe Makes Me See Red Over and Over Again"

Sputnik-1: "Mars Probe Makes Me See Red Over and Over Again"

"We were winning the race for space but we got side-lined by politics," said former Russian space satellite, Vladimir "Sputnik-1"Goloavejacik. "We really had the fast-lane on that project -- we just seemed to get our wires c...
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Funny story: U.S. Wins War on Drugs

U.S. Wins War on Drugs

Columbia to be 51st State in Union...
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Funny story: Disney Will Shutter Florida Theme Park and Resorts;

Disney Will Shutter Florida Theme Park and Resorts;

When he established his mega-entertainment empire more than sixty years ago, entrepreneur Walt Disney told his closest associates that, "it was always all about the mouse." And today the "Mouse's House," a seven-hundred thousa...
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Funny story: Discount Terrorist-Backed Airline: Osama Air!

Discount Terrorist-Backed Airline: Osama Air!

New airlines boasts first full flight crews trained entirely on Microsoft Flight Simulator!...
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Funny story: John Paul Inks Deal for "Pop Pope Picks"

John Paul Inks Deal for "Pop Pope Picks"

Ebert will be taking over Catholic Church; John Paul will Air Weekly Movie Review Show Complete with Vatican Munchies Suggestions.
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Teachers sentenced for sex with students

A former female high school teacher received six months in jail for having sex with a male student, while a male teacher at the same school received a six-year sentence for bedding a coed pupil.

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