A 22-year old man died of internal injuries when he was hit by a water balloon during the annual festival of Holi today.
A Beijing woman recently burned her new husband alive for not washing his feet before going to bed.
Scientists in Plymouth have concluded that British men have the largest penises in the world. Condom makers have been advised that they need to make mega condoms to help these poor afflicted men, but they have said a straight no.
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