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Funny story: Cheney Pummels Rove, Pardons Libby

Cheney Pummels Rove, Pardons Libby

Washington, DC (FP) - Vice President Dick B Cheney has apparently found a loophole in the law that allows a Vice President, in a time of war with the President out of country, to pardon anyone who is convicted of a crime.
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Funny story: Vermont Steals Ron Paul And Secedes From US

Vermont Steals Ron Paul And Secedes From US

Montpelier, VT (FP) - In a shocking, historic move, the entire state of Vermont has voted to secede from the United States of America. Representatives from the newly formed Republic of Vermont stated various grievances against The United States Of Am...
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Funny story: Cheney Gets A Chubby Over Thompson's Movement

Cheney Gets A Chubby Over Thompson's Movement

Washington DC (FP) - It has been rumored that Fred Thompson will announce his bid for the White House in the coming weeks to combat Ron Paul's growing popularity. Fred Thompson's has been said to be joining the race because all the other Neoc...
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Funny story: Ron Paul To Break Dance, Lock Onto The Daily Show 6/4

Ron Paul To Break Dance, Lock Onto The Daily Show 6/4

Arlington, VA (FP) Ron Paul insists that he is no Kool Herc, but said he sure will try and "Rockit" onto the set of The Daily Show this coming June 4th.
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Funny story: Romney Sells Sal's Cars to Aid Bankrupt Campaign

Romney Sells Sal's Cars to Aid Bankrupt Campaign

Detroit, MI (FP) Republican Candidate Mitt Romney has reverted back to selling used cars at Sal's after already exhausting his millions in the first push of his campaign.
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Funny story: Geneva Convention, US Constitution no match for Cheney at West Point

Geneva Convention, US Constitution no match for Cheney at West Point

West Point, New York (FP) Vice President Dick Cheney delivered the commencement speech at West Point Academy to the graduating class during which he criticizing the Geneva Convention and the United States Constitution while checking his email on his...
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Funny story: US, Iran Hurl Explitives for Hours in Baghad

US, Iran Hurl Explitives for Hours in Baghad

Baghdad, Iraq (FP) - Representatives from the US and Iran drank tea and exchanged anything but smiles in the Iraqi capital this past weekend.
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Funny story: Ron Paul Invites Rudy Guiliani To UFC's Octagon

Ron Paul Invites Rudy Guiliani To UFC's Octagon

New York, NY (FP) - Congressman Ron Paul invites former mayor Rudy Guiliani to debate American foreign policy in UFC (Ultimate Fighting Challenge) style match-up Saturday.
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Funny story: Microsoft Bug Causes Mass Picnic

Microsoft Bug Causes Mass Picnic

Redmond, WA (FP) - Micrasoft Corparation annouced today the findings of a possible deliderate bug that has disabled the spellscheck and grammer checks features of all micrasoft applicatoins. Thier is word that the company is deploying a first respons...
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Funny story: Bush, Rice Love Child Found

Bush, Rice Love Child Found

Tijuana, Mexico (FP) - President Bush and Condoleezza Rice's long suspected love child has been discovered living in a housing project in Tijuana, Mexico, officials reported Friday.
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Funny story: Amerikan Standard Set To Release New "Frontal Buttock Friendly" Urinals

Amerikan Standard Set To Release New "Frontal Buttock Friendly" Urinals

Piscataway, NJ, (FP) - Amerikan Standard, owned by the Amerikas Bath and Kitchen Group, which encompasses the United States, Canada and Mexico, is set to release new "Frontal Buttock Friendly" Urinals in late 2008.
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Funny story: NSPD52, Bush To Answer All Questions, Inquiries With Retail Store's "Easy" Button

NSPD52, Bush To Answer All Questions, Inquiries With Retail Store's "Easy" Button

Washington DC, (FP) - President Bush, on the heels of National Security Presidential Directives (NSPD) 51, which gives the president sole power of the universe in the event of an undefined catastrophe, signed a new directive into power today, without...
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Funny story: Ron Paul Allowed To Continue With Exception

Ron Paul Allowed To Continue With Exception

Washington, DC (FP) - Ron Paul allowed to continue in the GOP debates "so long as he permanently wears a bull's-eye on his back" reported the GOP Tuesday.
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Funny story: Faux News Anchor Airlifted From Station

Faux News Anchor Airlifted From Station

GREENVILLE, GA. (FP)- A local Faux news anchor, Maya Butreek, was airlifted to a local hospital after dislocating her neck while delivering a story about new red light cameras installed near the local station.
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Funny story: Rupert Murdoch to allow spirited discussion between Paul, Guiliani

Rupert Murdoch to allow spirited discussion between Paul, Guiliani

New York, NY -(FP) In a surprising move, due to growing pressure after the second GOP debate in South Carolina, Rupert Murdoch will allow Congressman Ron Paul and former Governor Rudolph Giuliani to have a spirited discussion about foreign policy.
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