Reports are emerging this morning that the Football Association have stripped Chelsea of the FA Cup and have instead awarded it to Manchester United after Didier Drogba's goal was deemed as invalid.
According to embryonic reports emerging from Manchester and London, Roman Abramovich and the Glazer family are to switch clubs in an unprecedented swap deal.
In a shocking new development, Arsenal Football Club will become the first club to be bankrolled by the London Underworld, should a deal be agreed.
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