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Attorney Makes No Bones About Popeyes Chicken Lawsuit Gulfport, MS

Funny story: Attorney Makes No Bones About Popeyes Chicken Lawsuit Gulfport, MS

A Gulfport Mississippi attorney who said he choked on the bones in Popeyes' fried chicken last year believes a warning label placed on the bones beneath the meat could have prevented all his anxiety, pain and suffering. Now he's suing to get warning...

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Gold-digger Committed After Attempting To Destroy $12million Mansion

Funny story: Gold-digger Committed After Attempting To Destroy $12million Mansion

Tiger Woods' ex-wife, Elin Nordegren, has been involuntarily committed to the state mental hospital for stealing a bulldozer and attempting to raze the $12.3 million estate she purchased after her divorce settlement from the 14-time major winner.

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Rand Paul Shops Pander Mountain

Funny story: Rand Paul Shops Pander Mountain

Sen. Rand Paul on Saturday proclaimed to gathered lobbyists and big money crony donors that "Texas will be a Democrat state within 10 months if you don't make change and pass it out to the less fortunate among the proletariat as they enter this big n...

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Senator Grahamnesty Paints Grim Picture of Peace

Funny story: Senator Grahamnesty Paints Grim Picture of Peace

In a town hall meeting here in the belly of the old Confederacy Senator Grahamnesty is all for making war against Syria to diminish its pharmaceutical industry and assist the rebels who have been stuck in a three-year humanitarian mission with Presid...

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Senate Committee Passes Appointment of New Syrian Ambassador to Full Senate

Funny story: Senate Committee Passes Appointment of New Syrian Ambassador to Full Senate

The sharply divided Senate Foreign Relations Committee has passed Obama's new Syrian Ambassador nominee, Ambassador Tom E. Hawk, to the full Senate for a vote. Rand Paul questioned one of Ambassador Hawk's most emphatic supporters,"Make me proud t...

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Lunatic of the Year Award

Funny story: Lunatic of the Year Award

Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Korean dictator Kim Jong Un are the top two contenders for the Lunatic of the Year Award presented by the Nobal Friends of Bedlam. The NFB was created by several eccentric members of the Nobal Peace Prize Com...

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Cuban Lawmakers Critical of Musician's Visit

Funny story: Cuban Lawmakers Critical of Musician's Visit

Two Cuban lawmakers are expressing "displeasure" over a trip to the United States this week by Cuban musical comedy stars Ricky Ricardo and Lucy Ricardo. The two reportedly traveled to the United States to mark their sixtieth wedding anniversary.

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Kim Jung Un Hospitalized With Over-Inflated Testicles

Funny story: Kim Jung Un Hospitalized With Over-Inflated Testicles

According to reliable sources in the Chinese Ministry of Health, North Korean leader Kim Jung Un has been hospitalized in China due to his over-inflated testicles. Sources close to Kim say that a typographical and translational error occurred befo...

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Bernanke and Lew Save White House Easter Egg Roll

Funny story: Bernanke and Lew Save White House Easter Egg Roll

According to a joint press release from the United States Treasury and Federal Reserve the White House Easter Egg Roll will proceed as normal, albeit with some minor changes from last year. Chairman of the Federal Reserve Board of Governors, Ben B...

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Florida Jails Animal Lover For Petting Manatee

Funny story: Florida Jails Animal Lover For Petting Manatee

FORT PIERCE, Fla. -- A Fort Pierce man, Wyan William Waterman, was arrested Sunday after posting online photos of himself and two young children petting and holding a manatee calf, according to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission (F...

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Senator Rand Paul To Block Door To CIA Nomination With His Big White Balls

Funny story: Senator Rand Paul To Block Door To CIA Nomination With His Big White Balls

Senator Rand Paul is pledging to block the CIA Director nominee John Brennan's passage through the Senate "Out" door. He says that he intends to roll his big balls in front of it to seal it closed, a statement from his Senate office reports. The door...

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Cruise Line Offers Bygone Era Of Sailing

Funny story: Cruise Line Offers Bygone Era Of Sailing

Medieval Cruise Lines initial public offering of preferred stock has been met with widespread joy by vacationers and by investors alike. Its shares closed fifty percent higher than the initial asking price and it has fully booked all of its cruise...

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Faux Pas as Iran ambassador is caught on video 'high-fiving' female German MP

Funny story: Faux Pas as Iran ambassador is caught on video 'high-fiving' female German MP

Claudia Roth, the leader of the Germany Green Party and Iran's ambassador to Berlin were left stretching for explanations after video footage emerged of the two apparently "high-fiving" each other at a conference. Claudia Roth has been a frequent...

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'Danger Close' asteroid may miss London

Funny story: 'Danger Close' asteroid may miss London

Astrologists have dismissed fears an asteroid due to strike into the Earth on Friday will 'destroy London' - but the Earth is going to have to roll with its punch. Astrologists say they are sure there is no chance of the 150ft (45.7m) wide space rock...

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Argentina Freezes Prices To Persuade Farmers To Quit

Funny story: Argentina Freezes Prices To Persuade Farmers To Quit

BUENOS AIRES, Argentina (MOT) - Argentina announced a price freeze on supermarket products Monday in an effort to break spiraling obesity. The price freeze applies to every product in all of the nation's largest supermarkets, the government's news...

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Obama Will Use Executive Orders To Outlaw Guns

Funny story: Obama Will Use Executive Orders To Outlaw Guns

Washington, DC - Vice President Joseph R. Biden vowed action from President Obama on gun confiscation on Wednesday and floated the idea that Mr. Obama could use executive orders to do so. "This president is going to act," Mr. Biden said, speaking...

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U.S. Mint to Strike Platinum One Trillion Dollar Coin

Funny story: U.S. Mint to Strike Platinum One Trillion Dollar Coin

Washington, DC The United States Treasury Department has ordered the United States Mint to strike a One Trillion Dollar coin made of platinum (plated). The coin or coins will be used to repay loans issued by the Federal Reserve Banks and the Banks o...

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The End Is Near...If You're Amish, More So.

Funny story: The End Is Near...If You're Amish, More So.

New York, USA - Authorities here are preparing for the imminent Battle of Armageddon now that four Amish men have been arrested for drunken driving of a horse-drawn carriage. The Amish are known as a very devout Christian sect and locals here are...

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