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New Head Gear for N.F.L.

Funny story: New Head Gear for N.F.L.

(MUSICMAN PRESS) N.F.L. President Rick A. Number, said earlier today the the league will radically alter their head gear.

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Bush to Find Glory in the Baseball Diamond

Funny story: Bush to Find Glory in the Baseball Diamond

Musicman Press - It appears that Louisville Cardnal owner, Big Chew Spitz has offered the troubled president a one year 3.8 million dollar contract to resign his current post and pitch in the M.L.B.

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Kim Jung Il to Temporarily Resign

Funny story: Kim Jung Il to Temporarily Resign

(MUSICMAN PRESS) It seems running a country while in rehab is just too much for Kim Jong Ill. As you may recall, Kim checked into St. Alexandra Home for the Rehabilitating into Society in San Francisco, reported at The Spoof earlier this month.

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A Menu Change At Taco Bell

Funny story: A Menu Change At Taco Bell

(MUSICMAN PRESS) Mexican Food Giant Taco Bell has made several menu changes lately, in the intrest of health. The changes are part of a healthier Taco Bell.

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New Photography Laws hit the US

Funny story: New Photography Laws hit the US

(MUSICMAN PRESS) There's a new bill on the table for Mayor Michael Bloomberg. The new bill dubbed, "The Crappy Pic Bill," is designed to prevent the production any more non-professional photograph of the Statue of Liberty.

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P.E.T.A. To Sue Rebuplican Party

Funny story: P.E.T.A. To Sue Rebuplican Party

(MUSICMAN PRESS) Another famous American figure has found himself in the middle of another political controversy. Big Al, the long time figure of the Republican Party has agreed with P.E.T.A. to file a lawsuit against the party.

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From American Idol to Redneck Idol

Funny story: From American Idol to Redneck Idol

(MUSICMAN PRESS) From the producers of the hit television show, American Idol comes a new type of show.

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New Dress Code For Texas Country Club Golfers

Funny story: New Dress Code For Texas Country Club Golfers

(MUSICMAN PRESS) The Texas Committee of Country Clubs (TCCC) decided to make the change in attire last week. Said TCCC Board Administrator Dick Hardy. "We all agreed to go with the more professional appearance because, by and large, the majority...

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Kim Jong Il Checks Into Rehab

Funny story: Kim Jong Il Checks Into Rehab

(MUSICMAN PRESS) MUSICMAN'S own Wang Chang Chow, of North Korea, reported to us that the hard-nosed dictator Kim Jong Ill, has checked into a Californian rehabilitation center. He also said that Kim was listed in the center as a substance abuse p...

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Hollister To Release A New Jean Line

Funny story: Hollister To Release A New Jean Line

(MUSICMAN PRESS) Clothing giant Hollister has agreed to release a new line of denim ware. The new line, already endorsed by recording icons Lil' Kim, and Lil' Bootsie, is not made of cloth, as one may be prone to think, but rather a much diff...

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George Bush Didn't Pass 2nd Grade

Funny story: George Bush Didn't Pass 2nd Grade

(MUSICMAN PRESS) Reports from the nation's capital say that the President failed the second grade. Early Friday morning, a Mrs. Wellington, a Texas teacher, brought Bush's report card to The White House, and presented it to Mrs. Bush, who was...

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Bush Seclects New White House Meeting Place

Funny story: Bush Seclects New White House Meeting Place

(MUSICMAN PRESS) It appears the Commander-in-Chief has begun holding cabinet meeting in an unusual locale.

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L.A. Police To Use New Breed Of Officer

Funny story: L.A. Police To Use New Breed Of Officer

(MUSICMAN PRESS) L.A.P.D. has make known that thirty-five new officers graduated from Officer Training Camp last week. However, these thirty-five are like no other officer on the force-they're monkeys.

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Miss Piggy Finds Long-Lost Sister

Funny story: Miss Piggy Finds Long-Lost Sister

(MUSICMAN PRESS) Longtime celebrity, and out-spoken American icon Miss Piggy, has unveiled startling news.

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N.Y. Man Break Record For Most Static-Electricity

Funny story: N.Y. Man Break Record For Most Static-Electricity

(MUSICMAN PRESS) A New York City man will attempt to break the world record of 546,218,762,484,631.851 volts of static electricity. Herald "The Hair Man" Harrison said he would attempt the stunt on Saturday, at around 7:45PM Eastern Standar...

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Who's Been Stalking Bill Gates?

Funny story: Who's Been Stalking Bill Gates?

(MUSICMAN PRESS) Software entrepreneur and mega-billionaire, Bill Gates, apparently has been admired by a Seattle woman. Police were summoned to the Medina, WA estate of Mr. and Mrs. William Henry Gates III, last night at 1:41AM. Gates said he awoke...

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Kim Jung Il To Nuke What?

Funny story: Kim Jung Il To Nuke What?

(MUSICMAN PRESS) Reports smuggled out of North Korea indicate that the dictator, Kim Jong Ill may have bitten off more than he can chew. Mr. Wang Chang Chow, long-time news correspondent for Kim's state-run People's News, delivered the messag...

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Study Finds TheSpoof.com Readers Have Higher IQs

Funny story: Study Finds TheSpoof.com Readers Have Higher IQs

(MUSICMAN PRESS) A new study by Hampton Professor Patty Jones, found that Spoof readers on average have a higher IQ than persons who do not read TheSpoof.com. The study consisted of 250 TheSpoof.com readers 300 non-readers and 50 persons who write fo...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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