(MUSICMAN PRESS) N.F.L. President Rick A. Number, said earlier today the the league will radically alter their head gear.
Musicman Press - It appears that Louisville Cardnal owner, Big Chew Spitz has offered the troubled president a one year 3.8 million dollar contract to resign his current post and pitch in the M.L.B.
(MUSICMAN PRESS) It seems running a country while in rehab is just too much for Kim Jong Ill. As you may recall, Kim checked into St. Alexandra Home for the Rehabilitating into Society in San Francisco, reported at The Spoof earlier this month.
(MUSICMAN PRESS) Mexican Food Giant Taco Bell has made several menu changes lately, in the intrest of health. The changes are part of a healthier Taco Bell.
(MUSICMAN PRESS) There's a new bill on the table for Mayor Michael Bloomberg. The new bill dubbed, "The Crappy Pic Bill," is designed to prevent the production any more non-professional photograph of the Statue of Liberty.
(MUSICMAN PRESS) Another famous American figure has found himself in the middle of another political controversy. Big Al, the long time figure of the Republican Party has agreed with P.E.T.A. to file a lawsuit against the party.
(MUSICMAN PRESS) From the producers of the hit television show, American Idol comes a new type of show.
(MUSICMAN PRESS) The Texas Committee of Country Clubs (TCCC) decided to make the change in attire last week. Said TCCC Board Administrator Dick Hardy. "We all agreed to go with the more professional appearance because, by and large, the majority...
(MUSICMAN PRESS) MUSICMAN'S own Wang Chang Chow, of North Korea, reported to us that the hard-nosed dictator Kim Jong Ill, has checked into a Californian rehabilitation center. He also said that Kim was listed in the center as a substance abuse p...
(MUSICMAN PRESS) Clothing giant Hollister has agreed to release a new line of denim ware. The new line, already endorsed by recording icons Lil' Kim, and Lil' Bootsie, is not made of cloth, as one may be prone to think, but rather a much diff...
(MUSICMAN PRESS) Reports from the nation's capital say that the President failed the second grade. Early Friday morning, a Mrs. Wellington, a Texas teacher, brought Bush's report card to The White House, and presented it to Mrs. Bush, who was...
(MUSICMAN PRESS) It appears the Commander-in-Chief has begun holding cabinet meeting in an unusual locale.
(MUSICMAN PRESS) L.A.P.D. has make known that thirty-five new officers graduated from Officer Training Camp last week. However, these thirty-five are like no other officer on the force-they're monkeys.
(MUSICMAN PRESS) Longtime celebrity, and out-spoken American icon Miss Piggy, has unveiled startling news.
(MUSICMAN PRESS) A New York City man will attempt to break the world record of 546,218,762,484,631.851 volts of static electricity. Herald "The Hair Man" Harrison said he would attempt the stunt on Saturday, at around 7:45PM Eastern Standar...
(MUSICMAN PRESS) Software entrepreneur and mega-billionaire, Bill Gates, apparently has been admired by a Seattle woman. Police were summoned to the Medina, WA estate of Mr. and Mrs. William Henry Gates III, last night at 1:41AM. Gates said he awoke...
(MUSICMAN PRESS) Reports smuggled out of North Korea indicate that the dictator, Kim Jong Ill may have bitten off more than he can chew. Mr. Wang Chang Chow, long-time news correspondent for Kim's state-run People's News, delivered the messag...
(MUSICMAN PRESS) A new study by Hampton Professor Patty Jones, found that Spoof readers on average have a higher IQ than persons who do not read TheSpoof.com. The study consisted of 250 TheSpoof.com readers 300 non-readers and 50 persons who write fo...
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