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Hillary SOS to China: 'We Need the Great Firewall of China'

Funny story: Hillary SOS to China: 'We Need the Great Firewall of China'

Here's what Hillary Clinton stated in January 2010 (during Google-China spat): 'Secretary of State Hillary Clinton joined in today. In a wide-ranging speech in Washington, Mrs Clinton said the internet had been a "source of tremendous progress"...

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Fed. Decision to Create Jobs in Printing Industry Backfires, Anti-dumping Duty Likely

Funny story: Fed. Decision to Create Jobs in Printing Industry Backfires, Anti-dumping Duty Likely

Since the speculation of Quantitative Easing (QE2) had begun back in August, many Chinese suppliers of printing presses started receiving a new flood of enquiries from the printers in China. And in November, when Bernanke approved QE2 with his sea...

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Bloomberg, Reuters & WSJ agree on headlines on crude, dollar and gold

Funny story: Bloomberg, Reuters & WSJ agree on headlines on crude, dollar and gold

You know it. There should be innovations, originality, creativity in journalism. And all of them try to be creative to differentiate it from the rest, more so in the title, in headlines. It's a maddening crowd, thanks to wired and online news. Bu...

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1000 times reward to US consumer offered for overspending

Funny story: 1000 times reward to US consumer offered for overspending

The Federal Reserves and its Chairman, Ben Bernanke along with the US government is trying everything possible to get rid of a recession in the largest economy of the world. Interest rates were cut aggressively; Congress and the President sanctioned...

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Fed. to bail out failed hedge funds of Bear Stearns

Funny story: Fed. to bail out failed hedge funds of Bear Stearns

Federal Reserves, under pressure from the U.S. Congress, have decided that when all that matters to solve the subprime market is few billions of dollars, it will bail the funds having maximum exposure to risky borrowers.

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Paulson against legislation to curb Yuan, Rice favors Birth Pangs

Funny story: Paulson against legislation to curb Yuan, Rice favors Birth Pangs

Treasury Secretary Henry M. Paulson has views contrary to four leading Democrat and Republic Senators in tackling the nuance of artificially kept low values for the Chinese currency Yuan, the root cause for burgeoning trade imbalances between the U.S...

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IMF warns 'asset bubble' & suggests 'dump dollar', G-8 to discuss

Record high stock and real estate prices, that can't be sustained by fundamentals, have prompted IMF to issue an advice to Asian economies "Dump Dollar".

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India warns Iraq with Cold War rhetoric

The cold war days are back, yet again. Both for the superpower status and for the super-backward status.

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Indian Prime Minister: Doctorate but Illiterate

Mahatma Gandhi, to show his compassion to the millions of the poor Indians, lived a simple life. His simplicity was interpreted by many to be akin to living in poverty. Any Indian political leader, by default, becomes a follower of The Great Mahat...

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Share blame, share Girlfriend solution works for the World Bank

Media report after report reported that World Bank president, Mr. Wolfowitz wanted the Board to share blame for controversy over salary raise for his girlfriend. Robert Bennett, his attorney, stated "Mr. Wolfowitz will not leave under a cloud&...

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Sales blames ring for illness

Boston Red Sox baseball player "Lefty" Sales said his cock ring made him sick. "It turned my penis green," he said. "My girlfriend paid for gold, but obviously, the jeweler sold her brass."
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