According to recent studies school is causing stress to students. Ting Schits who teaches at Wellh Ung school says "In the past months, I have seen more and more student depression caused primarily by school."...
The U.S has decided that Marijuana will in fact be legal. One of the biggest reasons is people need more jobs.
The Halo 3 Beta which came with the newly released game Crackdown for Xbox 360 was supposed to be released around 8:00 a.m (Eastern Time). It is believed it may have been the catalyst, causing instantaneous manic depression in teens and adults.
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